What is your gaming survival pack?

Life is so good when you chug down that mountain dew, you really feel alive, then ready to talk shit to the boys on discord.

You're gonna die alone and unloved, you fat fuck

>original pringles
>not sour cream and onion

disgusting

Early gaming: Just coffee.

Afternoon gaming : Tortilla and something like hummus or guacamole.

Night gaming: herbal tea

Don't need to stuff yourself with crap just to game.

>sour cream
>not bbq
pleb

2 or 3 of these bad boys.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

I feel sick looking at that. Thanks asshole.

woah we got a health nut over here
somebody wants to live forever

*clogs your heart*

>2 or 3

what the fuck? one of those looks like it would kill me

Celery and Water

*blocks your veins*

ambrosia.
its a shame the closest one is 3 hours away.

I can't eat chips and snacks like that anymore. It just makes me feel horrible.

I can enjoy a diet Sprite or diet root beer every so often. I also get General Tso chicken with white rice once a week. Other than that the "unhealthy" foods aren't appealing to me.

I just drink water.

Gamer drinks?

hello boogie

plate of these bad boys is all I need

Sometimes I think even water is too much beacuse it makes you pee.

Japanese gamers are using oxygen tanks to enhance their performance. I wonder when bottled oxygen comes to west

so you drop like $25 on fast food a day

lmfao

Gamer fuel. This is what all gamers eat. Three meals a day.

You're not a health nut for not eating garbage. The chicken box looks tasty but don't eat 3 of them. Also BBQ chips are gross, sour cream and onion are patrician.

>no spicy chips
>no fresh veggies to make salsa
>no dates
>mountain dew
>red bull
>pressed potatoes
terrible

Yes. Because I'm rich.

Most of em in the pic are raw ingredients though.

How does mdew taste compared to sprite or seven up. WE dont have that shit hier

I'm fifteen minutes from three. But I'm on a diet so I can't eat it.

>eating bread
>not joining keto master race and leaving humanity behind
Never gonna make it

Tinned salmon, salad, whipped cream, chicken stock, avocados, tea, mixed nuts, cheese

Your heart is dipped into grease, what do you do to help it?

Mountain Dew ruins your teeth. They use cola to dissolve teeth in high school experiments but they should use this shit instead

Water. All I need while gaming Fallout 4.

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ah okay i see

i see a lot of wealthy people go for thirds at fried chicken restaurants, theyre just stupid is all

Baguettes. Like $1.80 and normally fills me up enough where I hit the point of being hungry, but not hungry enough to do something about it.

Just some pepsi max or water.
Maybe a boiled egg or two.

>They use cola to dissolve teeth in high school experiments
Not a word of this statement is true.

Mythbusters did an episode on this ages ago

Die. Fuck this gay earth.

Pic related. At least 15 minutes a day.

What are you in South Africa?

Spit in some dirt and eat it out a cows ass, J'Maquan, Clan Leader.

Not possible in metropolitan burgerland. Too many idiots behind the wheel going over 9000 mph. Thank god I'm a skinny manlet.

fuck I love baguettes

butter, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber
maybe boiled eggs
either ham or chicken

>He doesn't drink Hibiscus tea, which is full of antioxidants
You need to drink that, senpai.

So whats taking the enamel off my pearly whites? The soda has to at least be a contributor

That staves of the hemorrhoids too.

I learned that too late.

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tribal chief lets you know that you can click clack yourself

>believing snake oil salesmen
Calories in calories out is all you need to lose weight, anyone who says otherwise wants to sell you something.

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>He doesn't know
Being skinny and not workingout regularly WILL give you diabetes and develop weak bones.

It's called active decay. Once you have decay, it's actively destroying your teeth. Brushing doesn't make it go away.

This

what the fuck my man, just buy a bag of tendies and a box of garlic bread and any kind of french fry straight from the wallmart frozen section. You'll be saving like $30 bucks a meal.

antioxidants have NOTHING to do with losing weight. They're good for your health.

>not jogging your legs
>not even doing arm stretches during respawns

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Jogging is boring as shit. Plus I get crippling ovary pain while running.

Why would I eat those gross ass frozen tendies?

>not drinking the most god-tier of soda

I usually just have water and pizza. I only order pizza like, once a month though so every other time it's just bananas.

These are highest tier

Let's try some word association.
First word: Ambrosia.

>drinking sugar water

Gross.

>Drinking soda
>Anno domini 2017

If your heart looks like this, you need to quit gaming and find other hobbies.

Not playing video games high on several narcotics?

Amateur hour.

Getting some opiates, THC and a little adderall in my system is the way to go for gaming.

Don't be a loser. Alcohol>everything else

>not pizza

but alcohol makes you gay

Subhuman

>water having any sugar at all

Left or right? I always choose right.

>No pizza
>Trash tier meme drink
kek

Make sure to say thank you after you suck your dealer's dick

Apples are disgusting can i have a pear or basically any other fruit?

I thought the yellow ones were just a meme but they hooked me and I can only find them at 2 specific gas stations

Who the fuck cares if you die in your 50's

Do you really want to grow old in this shitty world?

>all these fucking plebs ITT
damn....

There are MANY types of apples. Which one do you find disgusting?

those are called side stitches they happen to everyone and it goes away the more you run

This 2bh

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I'm going to kill myself after 25.

Booze is weak, all barbiturates are garbage drugs.

Psychedelics, Opiates, and amphetamines are where it's at. Just how it is.

I told myself this but I just turned 24 and every time I get close I remember I just need 24k more XP to level up on dirtybomb

your body will start going to shit around 35. Thats when you should off yourself.

Good apples: Granny Smith, Pink Lady, Honeycrisp
Shit apples: Gala, Fuji, Jonathan, Jonagold, Anything with "Delicious" in the name

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>that gay faggot on the left with feminine features holding a fruit

I'd fuck him.

I'll defend pineapple on pizza but only sparsely and mixed with meats. Those chunks are too big.

This is all the sugary chemicals in a 2L cola.
Really makes you think.

Both. Eat the apple as a snack.

All it takes to actually get super drunk or high. And jump off the roof. 2-3 seconds of fear and andrenaline state and then sweet release of death

me on the left except im holding a burger

You don't have to be a druggie to recognize that alcohol consumption is the highest form of cuckoldry.

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