Give me one good reason why video game characters should not be more realistic

Give me one good reason why video game characters should not be more realistic.

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fat people need to be culled from this earth so this shitty argument won't exist

there, that's a good reason

No. YOU give me one good reason why they should.

They're not real

This
Answer the question OP

Thiccc as fuck boi

because Fat people are naturally more adept treasure hunters

fat people can't do what Lara Croft can do. do you suggest they retcon the entire series and say she actually died in her cell because she was too fat to get out?

because i like big titties

Lara does a lot of climbing and gymanstics, people who do that are thin. A "realistic" version of her might have bigger arms, shoulder and back muscles but would definitely not be carrying excess fat.

Why should the characters be realistic if the games aren't realistic?

Because video games aren't about realism.
Faggot.

people have been wanting realistic vidya since the beginning of its birth OP

because I don't play video games for realism
give me one good reason why you haven't killed yourself yet

This. Old Lara design is a bit ridiculous but closer to a real gymnast than some fattie.

Because realism in videogames is a bad meme. It's also realistic that after going up a few flights of stairs you get to the top and do a little heave, you catch your breath, do that in a videogame and see how fast you grow to hate it.

I already deal with reality on a daily basis, why would I want to deal with it in a game world as well? Fuck that shit, I want to be the Doom Marine, or a mech pilot, or a space explorer, or a mage, etc.

>argue with SJW about putting cultural groups in historically inaccurate setting
>It's fiction, it doesn't need to be realistic!
>show SJW a fictional adventurer with an attractive body type
>This video game needs to be more realistic!

Nobody cares about realism, they just want to force others into following their personal ideals.

>amerifats think than be obese is normal

Art.

Video games and movies are escapism, the hulk isn't real.

The only people who care about female characters being "realistic" are fat / old / ugly feminists that are jealous as fuck.

She raids tombs not fridges.

>be fat lara croft
>climbing on mountain
>carabiner breaks
>it's the patriarchy's fault these aren't designed for realistic women!

Give me one good reason why video game characters should not be more men.

Because I would have to resort to 'realistic' waifus

My pelvis is already starting to hurt.

She looks like she'd destroy my hip bones. Hiking girls are always like that, what gives?

>there are people on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW who think that the left lara is mr skeletal and the right lara is """thicc"""
noone wants an obese treasure hunter
left lara is fine as she is, and looks like a fit woman

Because real people are shit.

>fit woman in a video game
>misogynistic sex object
>fit man in a video game
>male power fantasy why aren't there more women in games?!

You can't win.

if lara were real shed be 800 lbs and constantly suing her multiple partners(cucks) for alimony and child support for her 321944233155^215 kids

she is american afterall

Because the game is called "Tomb Raider", not "Fridge Raider".

Because I play vidya to escape from reality

Fat video game characters will never be well received because their initial premise is already a joke. The only one getting a pass is Mario because he's been around forever.

Girl on the right would cowgirl my fucking thighs into dust.

>"HARDER user! I'M ALMOST THERE, WE'LL STOP AT THE RITE AID ON THE WAY BACK!"

>realistic means fat

The world is laughing at you America.

>AoD Model

It's surprising how well that model works in 'Rise of the Tomb Raider'.

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Just because you didn't see attractive women in your life that doesn't mean they don't exist.

I actually get annoyed at how muscular men are in video games, pic related is how devs think you'll look if you spend years doing nothing but mix alcohol with painkillers

its by design retard so they can always bitch

Max Payne is a seasoned cop with a penchant for brutality though.

A better example would be someone like Trevor from GTAV.

trevor is a nigger though

I mean mix drugs and alcohol with some workout in between and you get this in real life so not too far off

She's a british aristocrat with daddy issues, she'd run a museum or something.

Isn't she a brit?

Because I play video games to escape the shitty aspects of reality, not to have them shoved in my face.

Default Lara is already very realistic

I have seen more women in real life like left than right.
Maybe Americans should stop thinking the rest of the world is like them.

>The only one getting a pass is Mario because he's a cartoon
If you don't try to pass them as a moral choice that has to be followed by everyone, a character can be whatever you want.

Problem is feminazis and SJWs want every minority and female character to be "role models".

Give me one good reason why Lara Croft, a character established as adventurous and athletic, should be a fat fuck.

Isn't that more reason for him to be less muscular and dependent on his body weight? I don't see how being a jiggaboo makes you an ultra healthy guy. There's no correlation between skin color and fitness.

>women with hourglass figures

kek yeah right. most women are either fat cunts or block shaped cunts

The fuck you have. Women with that hip to waste to boob ratio are fucking rare and always have been.

kek

>Adept treasure hunters
>Hunts for Cake and or McDonalds

F E T T
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The design on the right is one of the least realistic I've ever seen, no human being looks like that. Fucking bulimiacs should know better than to demand unrealistic body types.

Because obesity is genetic and not influenced by your lifestyle or choices and has nothing to do with how active you are check your thin privilege you fatphobe reeeeee!

What kind of person would deliberately pretend to hate something in order to attract those who disagree?

Not in europe.

Why would a gymnast look like the girl on the right?

It's literally drawn by someone with a severe mental illness that affects their perception of reality.

Since when has "realistic proportions" come to mean "american proportions"?

especially in europe

I've been to Europe several times. Most women there have bodies like pic related. It's worse than America. Sure America has lots of fatties, but European women have no fucking shape. They're either a shapeless stick or a shapeless blob.

In europe you're more likely to see spoopy skeletons than that thing on the right. And I have never seen a morbidly obese people who wasn't a tourist, a grandma or a politician.

Top half of the left one + bottom half of the right one = God

You could play as a treasure hunter exploring ancient tombs lost to time solving puzzles, and fighting off jaguars.I guess that's 'fun'.You could also play a game that says something about society, and the human condition.Where's the Rosanne of video games?

>You could also play a game that says something about society, and the human condition.
Don't wanna.

someone should shope that to combine the best of both worlds

user that's a tranny and you're full of shit.

Stop wasting our oxygen, you disgusting inhuman monster. Not everything needs to be a deep exploration of __________

try going to Italy

>admits fat people are better treasure hunters
you literally just proved his point

>fatty mistakes food for treasure
go do some pushups fat boi

>Cake and McDonalds
>Treasure
Actually sickening, gross

Does that include Canada as well?

Just play Saints Row or something. Maybe then you can self insert you worthless slime

if lara croft was realistic she'd be a man.

Considering is Lara frequently is running around climbing and such it wouldn't make any sense for her not to be fit.

>female athletes are fatasses
I don't think so, Tumblrina.

Where does the "there are no physically fit women" meme come from?

A woman spends a lot of time running and jumping and climbing and fighting is not going to be fat

I'm inhuman?Maybe i'm too human.I care too much i guess.Why shouldn't video games be art?

Fat Tumblr bitches that can't stand seeing women (even fictional ones) that look better than them. There's probably some numales with fat girlfriends that are insecure about their doughy blob of a gf and they want to make others feel bad for liking girls with nice bodies.

>even her regular jumps are super high

MORE MARIA

He traps are fucking huge.

What's the opposite of butterface?

>Give me one good reason why video game characters should not be more realistic.
>realistic
If anything, the left is more realistic given her occupation.

More like the Angel of thiccness am i right?

Female athletes exist and they do not look like blobs

At first I laughed at this picture, but then I realized it would be an effective method for explaining it to an elderly person.

The fat epidemic concerns me more than any sort of social issues.

her body looks great you fag

If we shamed fat people as much as we do smokers, we wouldn't have this problem.

oh yeah, no one else is better at raiding fridges

Are slim people that rare in burgerland?

Unless user was being a fag, it seems like he was asking if there was a term for the opposite of butterface.

Here's something we can all agree on

Only in the south and on Tumblr

Okay, realism.
Why would Lara be chubby? She's an adventurer archeologist who must be at the peak of her physical capacity in order to perform all feats she's able to.

For the sake of arguement, let's compare her to Solid Snake, or any soldier, really. Their duties DEMAND them to be at their peak, the same applies to lara. she must be slim to fit the Tombs' passages, athletic to move quick to both climb and hike, and other type of physical activities such as traps, monsters and other things.

If anything she should be MORE muscular, not more fat.