Describe your favorite video game without using the letter E...

Describe your favorite video game without using the letter E, and you can keep shitposting on Sup Forums instead of actually playing video games.

the story of link's waifu: a link to da past

You a Hitman

fun

Mario is flat

> play game
> it was all a dr3am

Autistic cast

bunch of rats took his yummy food, now going to fight through land and kill rats and big star thing

crash bandicoot 2

A furfag, a knight, a magical doll, a young girl with a glorious ass, a rat, a frog, a loli and a random flaming faggot go and try to stop a trap from blowing up a crystal.

dark souls2
>inb4 shitmouthing
it's the worst game in the universe I know

You's a spy
Major Tom sucks
Bitch and catman want my dick
Kill mommy

Spooky invasion of fantasy land.

Go fight a bunch of big things to bring your waifu back to living

This vidya was fun, but majority says that it's shit
Oh, it's also a Sonic lol

Hiding from guards.

2ez

Walk around various towns hitting stray dogs and crows with a frying pan and bat and fighting ayy lmaos carrying a stupid sound rock. A fly told you to do it. A chubby kid fucks with you at various points in your mission.

Fuck you I'll use whatever letters I want cunt.

You play as a hitman.

JACK IN ROCKMAN

You play as an autistic Finnish man building a car.

Risk of rain, probability of H2O downfall, thing Sup Forums plays and is not angry about.
as for how it plays: run around platforms, kill wild inhabitants, git yo loot in, slay da ayy, you know, do fun stuff. also ayys munch on survivors(that's you) so you oughtta run fast.

satisfied now? can i go back to shitposting?

Your company is bankrupt so you must obtain artifacts from a world that's similar to our own world so your company can't go bankrupt again.

You play as a man with a a hat who runs and jumps a lot and you obtain stars so you can kick a fat dragon's ass. You jump into various paintings to obtain most stars.

you fly through space as an italian with a dinosaur on a ship that is basically you

spac folk on a spac station

Climbing mountains, killing moblins, having fun

you play as a guy/girl with a farm
you can marry, waifus and husbandos all amazing
dragon is most amazing, but you can't marry it

now let me use the rest of the alphabet

Go through a bunch of bullshit to sit on a chair that kills you if you don't fuck up the fabric of the world as you know it first. Also mutants.

Dumbass.

Difficult but fair 2D platforming and you can kill Yama.

Not-Doomguy and his holographic waifu stomp pussyfaced ayys and cosmic AIDS

Brainlets detected

pop and ma didn't buy TM so I had to play this

Lots of 9s

You play as a black man that must bring all parts of a city in sync with your gang, who carry guns and clothing that is a color similar to grass. Your rivals also carry guns and clothing that is a color thought of as royal by many. Throughout your duty, two of your companions cross you, you work with a spook, and you form bonds with unusual folk.

正方形の升目とクォータービューによるオーソドックスなウォー・シミュレーションゲームシステムとなっている。ターン制を採用しており、あらかじめ決まった順番でユニットを動かしていく。
行動選択肢(コマンド)には移動、攻撃、防御、回復などがあり、さらに大神隊長のみのコマンドとして「かばう」(回数制限有り)がある、これは対象として選んだ隊員に対するあらゆる攻撃を無効化すると同時に、かばった隊員の信頼度を上げることができる。また各隊員の気力パラメーターが最大限の100に達すると必殺攻撃の使用が可能になる。気力はダメージを受けるか「ため」のコマンドの使用で増加する。なお、敵のボスキャラクターも同様の必殺攻撃を使用する。

Nip is truly the worst language..

It's about a villain throwing cat and a ball, that is in a fantasy world to stop a clown and a wizard.

You play as Seeds... fuck
You play as mercenaries... fuck
You play as orphans trying to stop a hot sorceress... fuck
You play as orphans trying to stop a hot witch from compressing... fuck
You play as orphans trying to stop a hot witch from stopping time... fuck.
You play as orphans trying to stop a hot witch from combining all instants in history and controlling your girlfrie... FUCK, I give up. I'm off to play some video games.

you failed.
there's 2 Es in weeaboo

you do stuff and magic starts fucking around and you stop it

Jackie Cha-
fuck

Good taste. Good description

Just say Final Fantasy VIII dumbass