Did you preorder your gaming mug Sup Forums? I know I did

Did you preorder your gaming mug Sup Forums? I know I did.

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>Drink Notification System
WARNING
THERE IS A DRINK

Fucking hell I thought this was fake.
>With intelligent detection, the base lights up when you place the mug on it, and keeps you hydrated by blinking according to an optimal drinking schedule.

>requires an email-address
Just another way for them to send you targeted ads.

does it keep my drink warm?

>Remind me to drink

Damn people are getting really desperate.

>For gamers. By gamers.

Finally! This is exactly what we've all been waiting for! Right, gamers? My favorite part is the online registration to use the fucking thing. I know us gamers absolutely love that shit.

This. I used to have a USB drink warmer/cooler, but it shit the bed years ago. If the price is right I'd consider this.

Retracting my statement

>The Razer Mug Holder is not available for sale anywhere in the world. But you can finally get your very own by redeeming only with zSilver.

fuck that

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>Absolutely zero clarification that the product is waterproof when it's an electronic fucking cup

>sif
Have I missed out on something? I know every other l33tsp34k xdddd!!111 they say

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It's just a fucking RGB cup holder. What a piece of shit.

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Wait, is that it? I thought it was a heating pad at least, which would be nice because I usually let my coffee go cold. USB heating is already proven technology in the field of Onaholes.

No fucking way, it's not even drink warmer? Fuck them, it's not funny even it's ironic

It's 'as if' shortened down. Dates from probably when cs 1.6 was new.

pretty sure its a shortening of "as if"

Considering you can only obtain it by cumlating points by playing games with your registered Razer hardware, they already have it.

who was in the wrong here?

>USB heating is already proven technology in the field of Onaholes.
INNOVATION, kek

The guy who's changing the controls in Tekken.

Actually wait no it's the author. This whole situation doesn't make any sense.

I have the money for either a lolinco virgo or a baddragon hole, but I just can't bring myself to make the purchase. Talk me into it Sup Forums

>Mokujin's special moves

>blinking according to an optimal drinking schedule.

>beep boop chug the Mountain Dew
>BEEP BOOP DON'T STOP, WEAKLING
>RRRRRRRRRREFILL

Not worth it. You won't feel any much different but the one that have vibrator installed anahole that really make a different.

Just the idea that it's a rabbit or horse or dog, I haven't actually settled on which I want is a big boost to the psychologically for me. Even if it doesn't feel better physically, it does mentally.

What's the point of this?

Insane brand loyalty.

Yeah it kind of is like how car companies will treat their big supercar customers to functions and track days to make them feel like part of something bigger only, like, pathetic.

I ran out of money after ordering the Razer bedpan.

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>mfw i've been thirsty for 15 minutes now but my razer mug hasn't blinked yet

I literally chuckled when i read this, why the fuck does this exist?

>mfw I turned my computer off for the night so now I don't know when to drink anymore

Drinking from plastic vessels really isn't comfy.

Just buy a shitty thermos mug. Not ideal but better than nothing

Can I get a gaming mug with hole technology?

>streamer gets it "ironically"
>his little fans buy it "ironically"
>they all take "ironic" sips in unison when their interconnected cup holders blink

Can't happen, since the mugs are a limited circulation and can only be bought with Razerbux.

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I guess if this was a drink cooler/warmer it would be kinda cool. Still not something i'd buy tho

>"proe streemurs" don't feel like they're good enough unless they have an LED on their cup

>drink while the mug isn't blinking
>light turns red

I can tell you the mary is not worth it user. I think there mayve been a redesigned, so what I'm about to relate may not be accurate any more, but I found it to be incredibly tight and unyielding even though its their softest silicone. The outside sculpt is great, very meaty and the whole thing has a great heft to it, but once youre in past the post theres a good gap, and then some not so great wide ribbing.
I've only used it a few times in the five years I've had it, and by the third it ripped. The times where its actually brought me to orgasm instead of just getting me horny involved a lot of lube and a bit of whiskey to dull the pain of entry.
But hey, maybe I'm just too big for it.
I do love it for the HORSE PUSSY, but I think BD is better at making toys you stick inside yourself than toys you stick yourself into.

Capcha: Stable Owday

>Go to take a sip
>"I can't let you do that, user"

>Pick up mug
>CEASE, HUMAN. THIS IS NOT THE OPTIMAL DRINKING TIME. REPLACE THE MUG OR EXCESSIVE HYDRATION PREVENTION PROTOCOLS WILL BE INITIATED. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO COMPLY

I'm blind so does it vibrate when i have to drink? If not then it's not any use for me.

amazon.com/gp/product/B01EMYJPWS/
amazon.com/gp/product/B01MT12SAV/

>Razer branded spec ops team breaks into your home
>whips you with Razer mice
>after your righteous sponsored beating they pull out Razer branded shotguns
>light on guns turns green & blinks twice, letting you know it's time to die
>as you hit the floor your mug spills onto you
>drink is room temp because the fucking thing doesn't heat or cool drinks

how did you type this post if you're blind

oh fuck yes now i can rice my mountain dew
now i just need a riced out bowl for my doritos

>trying to play game
>fucking cup holder keeps blinking for some reason
>I just took a sip five hours ago, fuck off
>unplug it forever

>Take an unauthorized sip
>Razer mug shocks you

>requires internet connection

What the hell is razer cortex

>internet cuts out
>die of dehydration

i'm blind not amputated

do you have a braille keyboard and someone sitting there reading these posts to you

Holy shit I thought this was from like 2003 or something, until I saw Tekken 6.

Also >Mokujin's special moves

>can't pay Internet bill
>been sitting here for a week with no drink
>can't even drink pee because my body doesn't have any LEDs to inform me of optimal pee drinking times

I'm blind, not dead

How far back was this? I've heard they've really improved last I asked on /jp/. You're probably right in that they're better at making insertable, but like I said, it's mostly about the psychology with me. I found a few monster girl japanese holes, but they're all way too small by a good inch or two. The only holes I've found that are big enough are the Lolinco virgo and bad-dragon holes, so it's just a matter of deciding and pulling the trigger.

i was only joking dude! but there's options in windows so you could use it blindly. it just reads everything to you.

i'm blind not deathwf

He obviously has a younger sibling he delegates his shitposting to

I'm pretty sure most people stopped talking like this by 2003

xD

who the fuck talks like this

Can you buy this with actual money now?

Gamers, duh.

>its heating pad enabled
>makes the coffee boiling
>tells me to take a sip
>burn myself
>*laughs in coaster*

There's one listed on ebay for about $300 from some seller in Poland.

>here's your controller bro

>He doesn't have gaming glasses
What are you, casual?

do you eat like a pro?

my glasses have built in blue light protection with the added bonus of not looking like a faggot when you wear them

Capitalism at its finest

>it's cooling pad enabled
>makes the soda freezing
>tells me to take a sip
>frozen soda block falls out and hits me in the face
>*laughter in coaster*

This was like 2012, so things could be real different now.
Can you link me to what /jp/ said? Theyre real obstinate sticklers, in the past theyve warned away from BD insertables, so if they've come around, maybe its worth getting a new one. in magical purple
I mostly keep the one I have around to lick and nibble to really get me in the mood.

Dude onaholes are a very slippery slope and it's easy to get addicted to masturbating with them because it feels so fucking good without any hassle. Unless you have your life in order and serious will power I'd highly suggest staying the fuck away.

Get Japanese holes if you must. en-nls has the least expensive holes if you buy a bunch at once. The Moe hole trinity HARD feels great and the temptation witch also is pretty good. Meaty holes are fucking amazing so look into those

What if it spills? Is it spill proof?

>these are advertised as "increasing contrast" to give you the upper hand in fast-paced twitch shooters
>mfw I see a guy who wears them while playing fucking Dark Souls

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It will delet you if you spill. Unsanctioned liquid loss is not tolerated.

>he doesn't play fps souls with a pure bow build

what even

Sorry, this was months ago so there's no way I can find the post - I've been vacillating for a while. When I asked if the guide was accurate, I was told that the BD section is woefully outdated and that their silicone quality has greatly improved. But they did say that they still weren't the best since they're lacking in suction and require hand pressure to control tightness.

Nah, I'm pretty much done. Got a fine job and place, a few hobbies and goals, but I haven't wanted a relationship in four or five years now since me and my fiance broke up. Though thanks for the warning and advice.

>he doesn't wear his GAYMING GLASSES 24/7
what are you? a noob?

That actually used to be a guaranteed win strategy in 2. Headshots staggered and could be easily chained. Get one parry and you win as long as you don't miss.

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Are meaty holes a particular brand or something?
I have a TOMAX venus in extra soft and that thing is thick af.
I like grabbing onto the end of it while using it because its so squishy and I'm almost always thinking of thick girls.

Its torn to shit though, a lot of bad decisions.
I'll be in the market for a new one soon.

I need to wear a splint sometimes because of an old wrist injury and a predisposition to arthritis, should I buy a Razor gaming splint?

>>*laughs in coaster*

That looks like something I'd buy, my wrists are numb as fuck from all the fapping.

Can I download a drink?

I've got this, I was wanting to read more recent opinions on BD masterbators.
I just looked at the redesigned mary and I don't like the texture as much.
The wrinkling around the vagina is nice, but the labia on the older model was so meaty and more horse like.

Lube matters, Onatsuyu Pussy Love on amazon is one of the best lubes out there.
Some other hole suggestions are the Puni ana 3D and La Vie En ROSES

i didn't take any care of my onahole and it got shredded and fucked up in a couple months. plus it was only $40 or so.
if i get another it will be a more expensive durable one i'll actually maintain to a degree