Would you pay a girl to play video games with you?

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No

No I would not. How pathetic does your life have to be to pay some ho to play a game with you?

How much of a cuck can you be?

I only pay a girl if she's bouncing on my lap.

Yes but not casual garbage like OW.

Can't I just choke her?

I can't pay to play with myself

I've got a better offer

I buy hentai doujin comics and expensive PVC figures and I even have an onahole or two

but this is just fucking sad as fuck.

>inb4 muh oppressed females
I wonder if I could make a buck or two with this.

yeah what are you, poor? lmao

>wastes thousands on toys that vaguely look like women
>somehow less pathetic than paying online softcore prostitutes
You're all sad as fuck.

Why do that when, if I play my cards right, I could just play games by myself?

>implying I """waste""" money on PVC figures that can be traded in for a surplus

Looks like you don't know a thing or two about them, user.

What site is this from? I'm going to do it.

I play w/ u 4 free

fiverr

you've made this exact same thread with the exact same picture every day for the last 2 weeks.

Should I do this and stream results?

OP is the ho in question trying to drum up some business.

Thanks.

not the same pic.

She'll also play LoL for a fiver.

>muh beaner babies

What is it with girls and MOBAs? Why can't they play anything else?

I spend hundreds on Transformers and I consider that more sad than paying for an online cute friend. Toys have literally no value, at least youre getting something out of this exchange if you're a loser already.

Would be amusing if she was actually amazingly skilled at the games and spent the entire time barking orders at you and berating your mistakes while destroying everyone on the server.

>$5/40 mins

Why not just get a real job.

Do it faggot.

If she were skilled she wouldn't be offering to play for $5 a game.

No, I can only enjoy things when it's real. Same reason I can't get off to porn. My brain knows it's all scripted and fake and it's just not the same.

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I don't play Overwatch or LoL or whatever the fuck that is so you're going to have to give me a quick rundown. Is she any good or not?

How much is it? I might do it once or twice, making them play souls and other "hard" games, just to be a dick.

that's why I watch amateur homemade shit. sometimes it's fake as well but it gives you a good illusion

>literal healslut

pottery

To be fair Killer 7 is a good game.

amateur porn makes me feel bad.

No, but I would pay her to have sex with me.

it's bad and her face is randown

why, bro? I enjoy it quite much

Isn't this bitch Asian? Shouldn't she be playing Starcraft?

it reminds me of >tfwnogf

B E G O N E

yeah it rly sucks youre not giving all your money to a whore who will always be looking for better. Hope things work out

The same happens to me but with slutty rl girls. The moment I see a girl acting slutty around many people it's like my brain justs turns off a switch and I completly lose any sense of atraction towards her.

How can someone play skype?

What are you getting? That woman is literally a random stranger, you can play games with random strangers online for free.

clown world

I would pay to have sex with me

Bingo. What you're really paying $5 for is to listen to some chink talk about herself for half an hour. She'd have to pay me for that to happen.

Why does every girl play mercy?????? I only met 1 girl that played mccree in my 200 hours

>no counter

False.

You must be real fun at parties.

This is her account
overbuff.com/players/pc/HyunA-3538

Hyuna#3538

hasn't played in a month, so business must not be doing well

..how did you find it?

Sorry, but i have no interest in real women.

P U F F Y

That's why you go for amateur, if you're watching porn at all. I'm not gonna deny some random Brazzers whore doesn't get my dick up but it is extremely boring to fap to it.

tempting

Except healsluts are faggy little boys trying to sound feminine for erp. She is just a slut

>$5 an hour
get a real job

i like how its always overwatch

truly the most cancerous normalfag game currently in existence

I met this one Canadian girl in one of my games who spoke fluent Korean. She played Soldier and McCree was was pretty solid at both. We spent basically the whole match chatting and laughing in the voice chat, making fun of our teammates. It was one of the best OW matches I've ever played.

>$5 a match

An OW match can be finished within 10 minutes. Sometimes even less than 5 minutes.