Thoughts on the new movie Lara Croft?

Thoughts on the new movie Lara Croft?

It's been a long and difficult road but I think we're finally getting the perfect Lara Croft.

Rip tiddies

wtf is wrong with her body

Fucking washboard looking goblin

Lara is much more than just tits.

they're making lara a man in the movies?

Please do not bully and bodyshame. You are better than that.

but its a big part of her

As long as she can act, I'm somewhat ok with it. A little disappointed but ok.

I think she might be severely underweight.

>Movies baced on vidya

Are you sure that's a girl and not a tranny?

>no hips
>no waist
>no tits
>no ass

Jesus Christ, how awful.

Look on the brightside, sure she may be flat but they could just have easily decided to be more modern and cast someone with a "real woman's body"

She looks like she would die during childbirth.

You forgot femlet and can't act.

There is a ghost in this image.

Brehs, what mode is this?

Would Fassbender fuck a man?

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What's her name?

Fassbender hast bigger tits than the stronk wyman

Fass routine?

God damn, that dude is more feminine than her.
Why does she wear the bra?

A
FUCKING
RECTANGLE

Genetics

Cant wait for the Movie.

yeah, like a figure.
girl is built like a 12yearold boy.

garbage

That man really needs to fire his agent.

Choose a much more similar substitute Sup Forums

Not a bad pick for nuLara, who's not really curvy.

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>you will never go back in time and make the perfect tomb raider movie with T2 linda hamilton

Literal man body

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>linda hamilton
You don't really like Lara, do you?

>latex fetish
hnnnnnnnnnngggg

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What are you talking about, shes perfect for lara.
Square face. Huge brick jaw. Toiletpaper tube arms. Fake tits.

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forget her tattybojangles look at thoose fucking bunions !

Just as I thought.

All I see is a man

love this meme

Vikander is the perfect Lara.

>cant tell if troll or missed joke

>rectangular torso
>0 hips
>literally a perfect line from shoulders down to her feet
>it's actually a girl(female)

The average tranny is probably better than this, and i'm not even memeing.

That ghost is p spooky and p sexy

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Totally would oil her and use as a slide

I'd want 90s Lucy Lawless

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>My hips are wider than hers

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fuccboi/10
Would cuddle

you be a wise man

hollywood flatboarding again, we dont need diversity we need tits

they'll add boobs in post production

>he's fat

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and weigh half a metric tonne
isn't saying much user

Only Lynch casts fuckable women.

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will they also flatten her belly in post?

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Is this CP?

What is the point of her wearing that bikini top? Rofl literally no tits at all.

Nyx to the rescue!
Will we ever see classic Lara again?

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Kelly Brook was perfect for Lara's depiction, she even bypassed Jolie, who was really popular back then in those men's magazines ratings.

Stop adding black bars and add a fucking panty bulge already.

Oh look, it's August Ames

Looks like an honest-to-god man.

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At least she's not covered in tattoos you fucking degenerates. She obviously works out a lot and puts a lot of effort in being as strong as she can. In what way has she not made the most of the body she was born in? I'm not going to mock her because there is an army of fat sluts demanding we say their choices to be flabby should be approved of.

>At least she's not covered in tattoos
but chicks with tats are hot

I don't think Lara needs them, though

>at least
quit lowering the bar

It's the year of our lord, 2017, when women have to look like men. Oh god.

BEST LARA COMING THROUGH

Has the exact same body as me.

Holy fuck. Literally me. I have the body of a woman.

Okay seriously though, why?

Alicia Vikander actually has awesome calves.

She needs to hit the squat rack and gain 5 kg though.

>that is unironically considered a "hot body" by the white media

Is the new movie an origin story where she's 16 or something?

Atleast we get a somewhat actual Lara figure in the movie, we could have gotten ms feminazi kikebert shalomberg

>Media
>White

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>look like a boy
>dress like a girl
for what purpose I wonder

Show me where it was called a "hot body" by any news source.

Post pics, faggot

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>they expect us to fap to this

Even bad movies can be a guilty pleasure or eye candy, but they just went the lazy route and hired some literally who. And it's bad enough that it's a video game movie, they always suck. Might as well watch another movie that atleast has one hot girl.

Literally the picture I linked to. I'm not going to post my face, but it is 99% accurate.

guise guise what if shes the prepubescent lara and were gettibg true lara in the 2nd half

>there's a word for discriminating against great tits
>the absolute state of civilization

user this is a blue board.

this picture is a fucking tease because her tits are so small ingame that you absolutely can't even see any cleavage.

I want to see your feminine (male) body

>feminine
He has the body of a board. You've been watching too much porn, user. That's literally the body of all young men if they're not fat fucks.

1000% a tranny

that is bonified a man's body