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Did you know that jerma voices a character in a game?

Also fucking hell why is Star such an asshole now?

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because he lost his best friend to a succubus

jerma is THE best.

>a character
that's singular he actually voices more than one character OP

>e celeb shit

I miss old STAR_ his basically videos were some of the best stuff he's done, Sweet Genius is still his Magnum Opus.
Shame he moved onto streaming, i always thought he functioned better in a scripted video rather than live.

ok

ster fanboy repeating the same words he says

He didn't lose burgahboy

burgahboy was Jerma's best friend before STAR_

jerma does not look like hes 30

>jerma uploads a main channel vid recently
>channel update blah blah
>go back and watch some older videos
>end up on Star_'s main channel
>watch some of his older stuff
>its still good all this time later
>we'll never ever see them play a game together again
>star will never be a happy person again

It'

Jerma
>posts a update video in his main channel letting fans know he's working hard, asks for feedback on possible funding via patreon/kickstarter

STAR_
>posts a bitchy stream clip onto his second channel telling his fans to fuck off

Will we ever see burgahboy again? I missed gold age Jerma because i watched ster more until he eventually died off on youtube.

Why is Star such an asshole now?

>switched to spending more time to make less entertaining videos
>never makes an update video about TF2 out of fear of losing fans
>large portion of his fanbase fucks off anyway
>"dedicated" fans still complain for him to go back to TF2 since he never said he wouldn't
>starts getting shat on by other TF2 youtubers

>starts streaming Overwatch with the specific goal of going pro
>gets carried to GM by his friends and thinks he's good
>spends almost all his time practicing to go pro or watching pros to try to figure out why he isn't very good
>after more than a year finally gets invited to a showmatch
>team gets absolutely destroyed and he is the worst of them
>comp career is dead in the water
>comp overwatch is a joke anyway

>his friend Jerma starts streaming purely for fun
>instantly starts making more money than him
>has a far better fanbase
>can stream way less and still make lots of money
>streams whatever he wants for fun and is successful no matter what

Star is incredibly bitter.

>you will never watch another new basically video again
>you will never see him doing a Live Comm/Story time video again
>you will never hear some form of excitement in STAR_'s voice again
Why did he do it? Was it because twitch was more profitable?

Probably for a few reasons
>more money from Twitch
>burned out from spending lots of time on shitty youtube videos
>trying to get away from his fanbase
>can make money with little effort while practicing to become an overwatch pro
>can ride Blizzard's dick even harder than before by streaming their game constantly

what'd star say about jerma's gf?
he really is an edgy asshole now. such a shame, I really liked his content

IIRC star planned to have a D&D night with Jerma, but the day before it Jerma said he couldn't go because he was gonna have a date with his girlfriend, star then got pissed and called her a succubbus on a livestream.

He also called her a "scandalous ho" for some reason. Neither of those seem like serious insults to me but some people got very bent out of shape about it.

>tfw you will never see sterma again in full force
You could really see the bitterness between them come out in spurts during the shadow warrior 2 gameplay they did together.

makes sense

>ster makes his life shit
>blames everyone else for it
I miss Star_. now all we have is ster and he's not even funny ironic sarcastic ster, it's just a fucking bland asshole with a mic who thinks he's good because he plays mei (literally the easiest character in the game)

He's streaming placement matches with a whiny title right now

I like Kim. She rarely pops up, gels well with Jerma's jokes, hangs out in chat and doesn't bring politics into the stream.
Ster is just the same angry old man he's always been, but he keeps playing shitty games that make him even angrier without being fun.

What characters does Jerma voice?

Everyone in Horizen Zero Dawn

He played a frog guy in Cryptark and a miniboss in Apotheon.

me

>attractive as fuck
>fit

But

>manlet
>this is be best he could get

Size
Fucking
Matters

Post it

You don't if she's just his type or not. Jerma is one charismatic guy he could get better if he really wanted it.

why did he settle with THAT

I don't understand how anyone can like her. The TF2 video on 2ndJerma is a good example of how awful she is.
>asking stupid questions showing she doesn't play games
>rambling about her cat
>talking to a random friend in chat
>making unfunny ebin ranbum sex jokes
Plus she's a terrible moderator in chat.

Is it just me or does anyone else wanna dress jerma up as a cute girl in a wig and fuck him?

He's 5'2

C O M P A C T

Dude's older than 30 now and all his friends are getting married and starting families. Seems like after failing on Tinder he got desperate.

I love how he embraces his shortness. He just doesn't give a fuck and he's not insecure. That's what I love about jerma.

>she got this man

Is not fair

Yeah that happens. Shame.

>literallyme.jpg
thx for reminding me user

>tfw you're not white

>be me
>be 6 feet tall
>pimples everywhere
>super unattractive
>gets made fun of by small middleschoolers
>"fucking manlets im hotter than them"
>hasn't had a girlfriend since 5th grade
>get home
>go on pc to
>"wow guys look at this attractive man with a girl who hes happy with. he could of got better but too bad HES A FUCKING MANLET"
>cries

the cartoon LUL looks disgusting

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Man I just wanna see Jerma and Ster_ spend like one day each month playing something dumb together. I know that the GTA videos apparently took a really long time to make. They had to fuck around for hours sometimes to get some of the shit going. But I'd love to see a livestream of that shit.

I think part of the problem is that their fanbases diverged at some point. In the initial days of the Youtube channels Star had the bigger channel by far. Back when they both uploaded a lot of TF2 Ster's channel was much, much bigger, probably because he was both good at the game and fairly funny. Jerma really did get his channel jumpstarted by their shared fan base. But at some point, Ster moved away from the comedy stuff. He has said before that he really enjoyed doing the Basically series, but they really were not financially tenable. They simply took too much time to make and brought in too little cash. So he switched almost exclusively to streaming. Problem is, Star isn't really all that funny off the cuff. He's a guy that needs a little prep time, or at least someone else (Jerma) to play off of to be funny. So he makes the same, old, tired overwatch videos and remains forever salty.

Jerma too switched primarily to streaming, but his streams are amazing. He does a lot better with the impromptu, off the wall laughs. All in all I feel that Star needs to broaden the games he plays and he needs to start streaming more with other people.

I love jerma but his current hair is shit

He locks like a fag

EleGiggle will rise again...
R-right?

youtube.com/watch?v=pjEPTNsmeIA&t=1s

They loved each other

Fuck women

at least he can do clown car videos now

Y'all gotta stop shitting on Kim. She's a sweetie that brings him beer and food whenever he asks for it. Personality and compatibility is a much, much more important thing than bare looks.

ALSO that pic is just unflattering. Everyone takes bad pictures from time to time. This is her pic from the wiki. (I didn't even know Jerma had his own wiki but it honestly doesn't surprise me)

she got really fat

she should fix her eyebrows
i dont like her nose either but hey thats harder to fix than the eyebrows

Those nose rings are the most disgusting fad I've seen in a long time.

Why?

how'd she get this fat

streamerbux

both are fuckwits because they decided to turn on their main community, fuck them both

reminder: jerma never did this

Jerma started playing all kind of games, he even started playing STALKER, and no matter the game he is hilarious although sometimes his badness at playing games really shows.

Because you have bad taste.

who do i pick Sup Forums?
>funny variety streamer
>overwatch slave

isnt she a terrible person and cheating on him though

She's a dumb SJW, you can't see now because she privated her twitter but it was all BLM shit

The guy just finds a way to add charm into anything he does, that stream of him doing his magic act gets me in a good mood everytime

there is a huge piece of lint on your seat dude

>Jerma
>Turning against TF2
I remember a stream of The Movies where he talked about how the Scout's name was Jeremy and how he felt touched that they did that (either by coincidence or on purpose) and that he owed everything to TF2 and that he'll always be thankful to the community.
He also streamed TF2 a few months back, so no he didn't turn on their main community.

Wait I know this guy, this is the guy who BEAT DARK SOULS 3 ON STREAM

He is GOOD AT GAMES.

i wish i was there to see it

Alright Sup Forums, what's his best video? For me, it's gotta be youtube.com/watch?v=LDSnTvBVL2k
Makes me laugh every single time.

This youtube.com/watch?v=vAgin9V80sQ

The fucking Man-Frog get's me everytime

>The demon dies in 1 shot
Gets me every time.

>quit her job when she learned jerma had streamerbux
>insane SJW on twitter
>personality

>badness at playing games really shows
>beat dark souls 3 ON STREAM
pick one

>that cat body slam

literally me
you got me manlet

i mean just because she has different political views than you guys isn't a really a good reason to hate her

Fuck now I want to reinstall skyrim

But her being an insane SJW sure is

>jerma vs star part 2 would never be dethroned

>jerma is mad series

Never forget

OBJECTIVE RUMBLE TIER LIST

God Tier
>Glue Man
>Van Buren
>Pac Man
>Mr. Sneak Man
>The Apple

Great Tier
>Frank Pizza
>Gabe Newell
>Grandpa
>Dr. Oetker

Good Tier
>The Egg
>30's Milkman
>Captain Crunch
>Bottom half of the two person horse

>Awful Tier
>Top half of the two person horse
>Widowmaker
>Fire Serpent

>Dogshit Tier
Jerma
The Pencil

>grandpa
>anything but elder god tier
good list otherwise desu

>invited to Overwatch World Cup
>Nanoboosts a Lucio in the biggest match of his life

Oh god, I love this video. The slow pan to the giant bullfrog man is beautiful.

nah leftists deserve to be forcefully shunned and removed

Wow, that's pathetic. Jerma actually tells us about upcoming stuff and is very open in his update, this one is bitchy shit.

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Jerma just goofing with his friends always kills me

>realizes jerma lives in fucking boston
COLLAB WHEN?!

To be fair he is bending his legs quite a bit in this picture

He said in chat some months ago that the next video on his main channel is planned to be Castle Griffinsteed Live Action

Go away Jerma. This site is only for true, non-manlets like me, Glueman!

hahahaha are you serious is there a clip

>Nobody posted these gems yet
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These are just too fucking good, they're classics.

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I had jerma's pirate song as ringtone for months

7'5 ripped Jerma is godtier

oh hey, you fucking betas, what's going on in this thread?

This one is criminally underviewed, it's fantastic: youtu.be/3x57581RtkY

>mfw twitch killed videos like this
Sure Jerma will upload a BIG VIDEO once in a blue moon but if we're being honest here the live action rumble wasn't as good as we were hoping. Kind of makes you think when a short 5 minute video of a shitty old movie making tool results in a funnier video than the 30 minute long 10k dollar budget one.