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Gottfried Ruins Gaming
Dylan Lopez
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Connor Price
I don't personally need any lines read, but I'll be damned if this thread dies without a single bump.
David Rodriguez
We need him and Bobcat Goldthwait doing more vidya VA.
Jeremiah Anderson
Pls sing for us Gottfried-senpai, I need soothing nap music.
WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
VAN
YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN
DRIVE TO WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN
Samuel Peterson
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"I know who I am, what I am. You look in the mirror, wanting to see the man you should be, hoping that if you catch a glimpse of him it'll help you turn things around. But wishing on something doesn't make it so. No matter how hard you try, it's always the same worthless piece of shit gazing back at you."
belated thanks to the patrick warburton user.
Ethan Bennett
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"After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul. "
Kayden Wright
BOB SAGET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
Dominic Carter
What are some games where the scales of justice are disproportionate?
Ian Morris
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Big shoutout to Warburton user. I appreciated him coming in to take over once I left. I would love to collaborate on some fun stuff especially once he's back in practice.
Easton Jenkins
"Please, listen to me. The Archbishop Lazarus, he led us down here to find the lost prince. The bastard led us into a trap! Now everyone is dead...Killed by a Demon he called the Butcher. Avenge us! Find this Butcher and slay him so that our souls may finally rest..."
Asher Long
Dominic Walker
>Carl, learn to fly.
>"I'm on it, man, I swear" Same old broken record, Carl. But that's fine... because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight, Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present - big tube of lube.
>I'd love to hear you, Carl, I can't hear you. All I can hear is your brother's love cries as 8 kilometers of cock find its way up his ass. "Aaooowww", That's your brother, okay? No big problem.
>That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
James Woods user when?
Kayden Edwards
Thanks, Gottfriedanon.
Jordan Nelson
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episode 3 loading monologue
Evan Thomas
FEEBLE CURSED ONE youtube.com
Evan Clark
Based gottfried user did me a solid last night with the skullface speech. Heres a bump my good man. Keep on keeping on
Isaiah Mitchell
Thanks user, I had fun reading it. Truth be told, these threads exist until I have to stop or until people don't want it anymore, so it's all good either way. I get to live my voice work dream for a few minutes and I get to see people enjoy it, even if it's just text.
Ethan Garcia
youre a god
Owen White
>Name and rank, soldier!
>You can't tell me, can you, fella? Oh yeah... I know why... It's because you're Viet Cong! I'm right, aren't I? You are nothin' but a filthy communist!
>You son, are gonna to tell me where the guerilla's hideout is...
>By the time I'm done beatin' information outta you, you are gonna be beggin' for death to come take you away!
Christopher Morgan
>Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold. Sooouul Calibuur.
Owen Brooks
Brygenwerth. Brygenwerth. Blasphemous murderers...blood-crazed fiends...atonement for the wretches, by the wrath of Mother Kos...
Mercy, for the poor, wizened child...mercy, oh please...
Pronounced burgenworth.
Owen Turner
Yare Yare Daze
Sebastian Clark
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, 'cos he invented it! Then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
Angel Davis
Ill be god damned if i let this thread die.
Gabriel Bell
Here comes some more.
Double the deadrising in this thread. I like it.
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and some Jiji...
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Also, if any anons need some voicework done in general lemme know.
Sebastian Phillips
>Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all.
>It gets bigger when I pull on it.
>Sometimes, I pull on it so hard... I rip the skin.
Hudson Wright
Thanks Gottfriedanon
Parker Bell
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Andrew Anderson
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Don't know if this was done yet since it is so obvious
Lincoln Lewis
>tfw already recording this out of boredom and then it gets requested
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Lincoln Price
It's been done, heard it in a past thread
Joseph Stewart
Beautiful.
Ryan Rivera
"My name is Tohsaka Rin, and I am a magus."
Carter Cook
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I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!
Charles Russell
give us your best Teedus laugh. You know how it sounds
Kayden Diaz
The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
Bentley Perry
Xavier Russell
>This entire station was created over 10,000 years ago. Much of its technology is antiquated and inefficient. I look forward to updating it.
Levi Carter
Gang gang gang minecraft
Julian Mitchell
"I'm detecting a large security force heading your way. It's the Grineer."
John Perez
This thread deserves more attention.
Sebastian Clark
IT'S TIME TO KICK BUBBLE GUM AND CHEW ASS
Nicholas Adams
TOHSAKA'S ANUS
Cooper Green
"I'll get you back, evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lung
Jordan Parker
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
Carter Morgan
Not Vidya but.
>to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee
Thomas Wright
I think the War for Cybertron titles were underrated. Me and my pals used to play the horde mode here and there. A good time. Transforming was smooth. Felt good.
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It's ok user. It's for the people who are here. No one else.
Colonel, I've been waiting.
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How you gonna do the Duke like that?
Aaron Hernandez
You fantastic motherfucker.
Tyler Murphy
Have you been in anything recognizable based gottfried? Anything unrecognizable? You should be getting work.
Christopher Miller
Moot bless you.
Bentley Baker
Just out of curiosity? Who else is in your repertoire? You have gilbert nailed down
Oliver Cook
You're a hero, Gottfriendanon
Brandon Moore
Could you do some Resident Evil 4 lines? I don't have any off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are plenty you could choose from.
Nolan Bennett
FUCKING AMAZING
Brody Kelly
UN FORESTERO!
Asher Clark
What the pax man says
Hunter Kelly
Salazar might be ripe for the picking now that I think about it.
Evan Martin
Time, Doctor Freeman? Is it really that time again?
Camden Edwards
It was like Baghdad with g-strings
Christian Russell
Senator Armstrong plz.
Eli Torres
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And of course the most iconic line from the closing cinematic...
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I have only been in random projects people hosted online. Nothing really renown, and every project I was in that was more than one episode was dropped by the hosts. The only stuff I can ever guarantee gets released consistently is my own content.
I release dubs of comics from time to time, mostly Jojo but sometimes other stuff too. I also do some karaoke stuff while singing in character. If you guys ever happen across my content online, please don't post it here, as I would prefer not to shill or be shilled. That's not what I use this place for.
I've said it before but voice work is my dream. Though I do Gottfried stuff for laughs, I generally avoid doing impressions and focus more on finding a unique voice for each character. When I play through games without voice acting I like to figure out how everyone sounds. Makes for a really good experience that adds to the fun.
I have dabbled with Christopher Walken, Sean Connery and other such actors.
If I had to describe my vocal range, I tend to gravitate around characters portrayed by actors such as Chris Sabat and Patrick Seitz but of course, I'm not them, nor have I anywhere the same level of experience.
user, I did like 5 Armstrongs last thread. Here's the archive.
Liam Nguyen
You got me good with that closing cinematic. Thank you.
Sebastian White
Steal a soul for a second chance,
But you will never become a man.
My chosen torture makes me stronger
In a life that craves the hunger,
A Freedom and a quest for life
Until the end of the judgement night
Bless me with your gift of light,
Righteous cause on judgment nights.
Feel the sorrow the light has swallowed,
Feel the freedom like no tomorrow.
Stepping forth a cure for soul's demise
Reap the tears of the victim's cries.
Yearning more to hear the suffer (of a)
Of a demon as I put it under.
Killed before,a time to kill them all
Passed down the righteous law.
Serve a justice that dwells in me,
Lifeless corpse as far as the eye can see!
Nathaniel Fisher
Eternal Darkness autopsies
William Jenkins
holy shit, fucking beautiful
Grayson Rodriguez
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!
Thomas Davis
Not vidya related but I really would appreciate if you sang this song in your Gottfried persona.
Samuel Bennett
Only taking requests that are fairly short now, unless it's something that catches my eye.
Also taking cold read requests etc using not-fried voices.
Samuel Wood
"Don't worry Celica, I'll crush these bastards!"
Jonathan Williams
Dylan Flores
Hey Gottfriedanon, are you able to do DBZ voices? Krillin specifically, but anyone will do, I have a request that would my friend's day
Benjamin Miller
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Connor Hernandez
"Suck my dick. Choke on it"
Noah Hughes
What is your purpose here, Arisen? If you sought to live you had naught but run and hide yourself away.
But then, tell me, child of man... what does it mean to live in truth?
To wage war against the passing days?
To pray to the unseen for a few breaths more?
To raise grand cities from stone, and spawn new life in turn?
Mankind has done this, yes, and more. But is the tapestry you weave truly of your own design?
Aaron Ramirez
"Am I dead? I don't feel dead. If this is what dead is like being dead sucks."
in your best Connery impression.
Andrew Foster
Gonna rest my voice from screams for a bit. All of these are not-fried.
Done in previous threads.
Jack Bailey
Fuckin' solid, user.
Joseph Sanchez
>James Bond finally meeting his match
grade A
Ryan Brooks
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Oh shit my dude, that's spot on! Could I please get Piccolo saying
>Hey Goku, it's me Piccolo, look at my ASS
It's a stupid long running joke between us and hearing in that voice would be legendary
Parker Brown
Does he actually talk like that or is it an act? Some interviews have him with the same voice too.
Landon Davis
Thank you, user.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Hope this is what you need.
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I'm sure there's some flair to it.
Connor Bennett
Its an act. He slips into it in normal conversation since hes been doing it for so long, but he has a tame speaking voice
Camden Parker
10/10 holy shit I'm dying here
Eli Cook
>Hope this is what you need.
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That's fuckin perfect, bless you
Kevin Ramirez
>tfw only voice I can really do is Sonic
Kayden Gonzalez
Have you done a sonic 'shazbot'?
Jason Johnson
That wasn't a battle, that was assisted suicide
Jonathan Murphy
This isn't the real Gottfried is it? Could have fooled me based on the vocaroos I've checked.
Brandon Jackson
Julian Watson
Nah, the earlier threads had some bits where you could tell it wasn't Gottfried due to how he didn't let himself go all out. He's improved a bunch, I think, since then.
Oliver Sanchez
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Colton Brooks
Yeah, I've activated my Limit Break on these. Just noticed that my sliding door was open, which explains why the parking lot outside of this complex was so loud.
I can only assume neighbors have had to tolerate this all night.
Juan White
>having to live in fear that gilbert gottfried has an apartment next to yours where he psychotically screams about gay oral sex and recites random disjointed scraps of popular culture dialogue
Jordan Wood
lmfao my sides
Jose Myers
>I can only assume neighbors have had to tolerate this all night.
Sebastian Flores
My roommates in uni were understanding. But I took a hiatus from these threads for a LONG time. They found it funny, back in the day.
In other instances of this shtick, there was one night I went to visit cousins in New York for a birthday, and they all got pretty fucked up. We hop in the cab and I am screaming like Gilbert, making comments about the current situation. One almost pissed himself, and the uber driver couldn't hold in his laughs.
Eli Cook
wonder how gottfried himself does it for so long without hurting his voice
Grayson Butler
why is OP video not found?
Christian White
I've performed as the plant in Little Shop of Horrors, and the secret is just conditioning. You do warmups, get yourself in gear, and prepare yourself BEFORE you start shredding your throat.
The plant was a really rough role, vocally, and the rest of the cast thought I wouldn't survive it. Here I am now screaming as a squinty-eyed comedian.
Posted wrong link, meant to post something else. Sorry, user.
Zachary Wright
Here's an old one I found
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