It says here that you're quite the "Ideas Guy"

It says here that you're quite the "Ideas Guy".

Care to pitch a video game idea for me?

>cyberpunk RPG
>with vampires

First person shooter game with zombies.

>Lord of the Streets: Shadow of Detroit
Criminals killed your family. Now rampage across Motor City killing everyone responsible in this action TPS/RPG, dynamically generated by the Thug system. With a flash of your badge, turn criminals into cops after defeating them so that they fight by your side as you try to thwart the Dark Lord, Kanye West.

Exploration shmup

My Name Is Earl: The Game

AAA FPS shooter.
Except everyone's a cute girl.

its like pokemon without the pokemon

An adaptation of Agon creation

it's a MOBA, but actually it's an FPS

A game of only motivational posters, played one after the other while the player cannot move.
A game of only posters and concept art showing what the game is intended to be.
A game where you collect items, except the game automatically quits when you collect them all.
A key in one game unlocks a door in a completely separate game.
A normal game where you have to scream into a mic every 15 seconds to keep playing.
A series of lavish manuals come with the game giving you incorrect instructions on how to play.
A stranger appears.
Game filled with chairs, except one chair is floating.
Live on a boat taking orders from the captain. The captain is always wrong.
Play as a pair of floating eyes emitting footstep noises.
Stand on an X staring at a bear for 3 hours.
The game is nothing but giant blocks of text explaining what's happening.
You are a gate.
Play as the camera filming an advertisement, walking around a set filming whatever you like
Press U to surrender
A button you press to stop the chaos, that doesn't work
Sharks are trying to eat you, simultaneously you are trying to eat the sharks
Read an enemy's emails to learn how to beat them
You are the queen, dusting your jewelry while your kingdom is destroyed.
You must addressand rally a group of eager press reporters
You construct a wall, the wall is destroyed, you are given a medal.
You play as a loud bodiless sound walking around confusing people.
You run a shop inside your body, selling your organs strategically to make the most money before you die.
You start in a small room, until you realize you can just walk through the walls.
You walk around talking people down from pursuing their hopes or dreams.

Do I got the job?

ok so what if there was a game that was just like PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS

but with a non-cringe title

and fun gameplay

A fighting game where every character has a disability.

For example, an elder in a wheelchair with really fast dashing moves, but he can't jump.
A girl that attacks using disjointed crutches with lots of range, but she has awful mobility and has trouble getting up from being sweeped/thrown.
A kid with brittle bone that plays like a glass cannon.
A guy with ADHD/Aspergers that controls fine, but ignores some of your inputs and throws out random attacks, sometimes he even punches himself.
And a grappler with prosthetic limbs that can dish out heavy damage, but they break if he blocks too many attacks.

Just to name a few. Seems like a fun idea but it probably wouldn't be too great to actually play.

A Grand Strategy game to compete in the niche that Paradox Games have had a stranglehold on. Even the general gs fan has had it with the jewish swedes, I propose we make a truly historically-accurate GS game to capture this niche market all to ourselves, since Paradox's flagships have all gone into gamey territory such as making nations "balanced" and "easy to play".

>but he can't jump.
You're better off keeping his jumps just really low. OTG attacks would be too strong against him.

call of waifu
waifu creed
far waifu
waifufield
I think you get my idea.

>A normal game where you have to scream into a mic every 15 seconds to keep playing
Sorry mate, every PS vita game beat you to it

RPG with fighting game combat.

A sci-fi game with an AI character, except, and hear me out, the AI is a good guy.

An open world 3D platformer with great focus on lore and story and no bosses

-You got the wrong person sir. I am the Dream Boy

...

A crafting survival game.

Massively underrated idea. It'd be like the fighting game version of Katawa Shoujo, only the disabilities would make different gameplay differences instead of different stories/routes.

You are a god/goddess/deity

One day while you are being a lazy shit, your evil counterpart gives a magic tome to a wizard and now he's going to destroy the world. Your job is to pick random NPCs and turn them into heroes, guide them with your blessings, and try to save the world.

It would basically be a real-time strategy game. There would be dozens of cities all over the world and you could go into each one and select NPCs to be your heroes. They'd go out into the wilderness with your blessings (stat boosts, powerful equipment, etc.) as they try to track down the hideout of the dark wizard and save the world.

Very much influenced by Half-Minute Hero.

>you play as a mermaid who has to travel through deep undersea caverns
>the caverns are dark and cramped and full of mummy-zombies
>you have no way to actually get rid of them and they will stalk you incessantly

This is less of a game idea and more of a nightmare that haunted my childhood. It only recently popped up in my dreams again. Please help me.

An HGame where you play a shota whose mom wants to fuck him. The object of the game is raising his curiosity and decreasing his shyness so he lets her seduce him

I'm working on it right now

>Takes place in modern Japan
>You play as a tiny angel girl trying to get people to do the right thing
>Tiny devil girl always getting in your way
>Adventure genre gameplay where you make good things happen to the target of that chapter
>Tiny devil girl makes bad things happen to them
>End of chapter always end with a debate while you sit on the character's shoulders
>Gameplay for this is ripped from DanganRonpa
>Debate and attack each other with evidence and whatever
>Beat the game to play as the tiny devil girl

>takes place in Japan
>you try to molest girls on Subway trains
>go home and cry
>hang yourself

Fixed it for you.

An eldritch horror/lovecraftian boss rush game. The game starts with the main character killing God, and the rest of the game is you trying to kill all the otherworldly demons/horrors that try to come and fill the power vacuum.

>waifufield

You get the job

Think Shantae RR but good
That multiple levels on top of each other is a great idea

SRPG in the style of Tactics Ogre and Der Langrisser with hero units and underling troops that are encouraged to stay within distance of their paired commanders via command auras that boost their stats considerably.

The twist is that direct hero unit combat is settled in a 2D fighter as opposed to magic/ranged attacks and minion attacks which play out typically, with both sides being supported by friendly units adjacent to them.

Storyline would be very broad and have several factions of varying morality that the MC can join and betray for multiple endings and party compositions.

Only good idea this whole thread

Hire me first. I'm not doing your job for free.

No idea what this has to do with my idea but alright.

Jigoku Shoujo video game. You observe characters then torture them using methods you discover while tailing them before ferrying them to hell. Like if you see them assaulting someone with a certain weapon or object you unlock that item for use against them later.

Very underrated

Oh man, this has so much potential. You could have a drug addict that gets stat bonuses from different substances but he suffers from withdrawal the longer the match goes on.

Tomboy Dating VN

Multiple Tomboys

Martial Arts Tomboy wants to make it into the boy's Martial Arts club after beating the shit out of the girl's team. You get your shit pushed trying out for the boy's team. You become sparring partners to eventually try out for the club again next year.

Outdoorsy Tomboy. You meet her out in nature, and she teaches you about hunting and camping and shit.

Vidya/NEET Tomboy.

Big Girl Tomboy. Meet her at the Gym.

Delinquent Reverse Trap. Starts out as your bully, until you realize it's actually a girl posing as a boy.

Someday

You're a kid now, you're a squid now.

>NEET waifus

>Not wanting a disgusting toxic shut in to play vidya with and release sexual frustration in/on

Are you the mermaid or the zombie?

mario but gay

Big tiddies and micro transactions. Congrats, you now have a 50 million dollar IP.

CCG where every card has three versions, of which you only get access to one, chosen at random. Every forthnight, each card is rerolled.
Suddenly, you have CCG where the meta never goes stale, netdecking is impossible and where deckbuilding always will feel fresh and interesting

Always the mermaid.

I think I figured out what the trigger is. I've been replaying the series recently. Somehow these light-hearted romps turned into horrifying nightmares.