Why aren't you good at me yet Sup Forums?

Why aren't you good at me yet Sup Forums?

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Because I just started 2

>playing 2

Why is bayonetta praised so highly when it's so fucking unpolished

Even DMC 4 is more polished than it

>so fucking unpolished
Elaborate

i'm okay at you. i got double S rank on all levels for normal difficulty. DMD mode is kicking my ass on level 3.

>Even DMC 4 is more polished than it
too bad it's saddled with 40% game syndrome.

anime is gay

I always was, but that made me lose my power at DMC1.

Hey man part 2 has its things.

Also best DT ever and then the MAXIMUM OVERDIVE DT.

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Keep in mind I'm talking about 1 here, no idea what 2 is like

The levels are all over the place in terms of quality, the weapons don't feel unique or impactful enough and almost just feel like skins rather than actual gameplay options, the move sets lack the variety that DMC consistently has, and the bossfights can be frustrating in an arbitrary way.

It's still fun as shit, but it's making me realize how important polish is to a cuhrayzee game

He's jumping off the Fallen to reset jumps and air dashes, correct?

It's the only way to reset air actions. Also the forward momentum of A&R skycross and Cerb swing are the only reliable ways to reach the Fallen's wonky jump-cancellable hitbox below its feathers

>wasting time gitting gud at a shit game

40% of a game and yet it's still somehow so much better than bayonetta

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>not the rape trigger

Because I haven't ever committed myself to just practicing DMC tech. I need to get around to modding DMC4 PC so I can do serious practice with debug mode.

>implying

No amount of physical or mental gymnastics will make fighting those enemies fun, people complain about punching bags being boring but I'll take those over these fuckers any day.

I was ok at best at you. Easily beating Vergil 3 on Hard, and getting through on Very Hard. Never did start DMD though.

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>Musous
>requiring skill

I apparently only understand how to play the first game and the fourth game.

because you're overrated and suck
I'll stick to 1 and 4

>sfm posting faggot
>having a brain

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>tfw too smart for musous

Hottest meme I've swallowed all day, bless you and your family user.

You don't know what the term musou means if you think dmc is one.

Mission 18 is a game ruiner and I don't know why so many people praise this game when that mission exists.

bait

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Which one is mission 18? It can't be that bad if I can't even remember it after 6 playthroughs/

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It's easy as long as you're not on yellow mode, just fight Cerberus, Agni and Rudra, and Beowulf and you're done with the boss part. The rest isn't that bad aside from the dumb mirror part.

my hands and brain are weak

Its just a boss rush. Whats the problem?

Fuck off Kamiya.

The chessboard is shit but once you're done with that you shouldn't have a problem with the rest of it, you can clear the boss rush room by fighting only three bosses and it's not even the shitty ones like leviathan's heart or the retarded centipede.
I don't know what the fuck your deal is.

Boss rushes are fucking shit. How the hell can you enjoy doing the same content more than once? And some of those bosses suck, like Agni and Rudra, because they expose how awful the camera work was in the old games.

I actually like mission 18 because it lets me fight the bosses without having to go through the entire stage. The infernal chessboard on DMD is bullshit, however.

Because your pc port is shit, I'm too lazy to emulate, and I left my PS3 elsewhere.

>Because your pc port is shit
The style switcher mod doesn't only allow you to switch styles, it actually fixes a massive amount of problems with this shit show of a port. It's still not great but it's actually playable now.

>And some of those bosses suck, like Agni and Rudra, because they expose how awful the camera work was in the old games.
DMC 3's camera is admittedly garbage but that fight is great. Listen to the sound cues if you're so unable to position yourself correctly.

I have no problem with them. The camera is still terrible and the main challenge in that fight, which is bad.

Mission 12 has been the void of my life so far. I can S rank the other 3 I have left, but I want to get over with this horrible mission first, but after some months I just feel like letting it go.

Also same story with DMC1, I have to S rank Mundus 2 on DMD and I really, really, really don't think I can do it. I doubt there is a harder boss to S rank in DMC.

>He needs the camera to fight!

Nigga every single enemy has audio cues. Hell you can royal guard with a blindfold just by listening to them.

Do you have no problem with them or are they challenging? People who are actually good at the game don't have a problem with the camera in that fight, what magic are they using?

>what magic are they using?
Autism probably. I prefer to not have no control over the camera.

Not an argument.

What's not an argument is going on about my criticism of the camera like it changes the fact that playing the same content twice is garbage.

The game is literally built for replaying over and over on higher difficulties and you're complaining about a fucking boss rush?

I didn't say anything about that because there's no point. If you hate repetition so much then well, even if it's a somewhat garbage opinion considering that these games are specifically designed to be replayed on higher difficulties to get the best rankings, it is your opinion nonetheless. Maybe these games just aren't for you after all though.

"Built for it" doesn't make it good, faggot. It's still a cheap as fuck move on the devs' part, and it'd be way better if your first playthrough could be on a higher difficulty, since your first will always be the most surprising and original. And that's why I think DMC3 is overrated. In fact, my favorite game in the series is DMC1 and I never replayed that one either.

>In fact, my favorite game in the series is DMC1 and I never replayed that one either.
DMC 1 is built for being replayed the same was DMC 3 was and makes you refight bosses more times than 3 did.

>and it'd be way better if your first playthrough could be on a higher difficulty
I agree, that way would be easier to filter shitters like you

>complain about them reusing bosses
>"my favorite game in the series is dmc1"
I think thats enough out of you for one thread user.

>and makes you refight bosses more times than 3 did.
Not in a row in one mission, that's why mission 18 is horrid and the spider boss and Vergil resurfacing a few times in 1 is just slightly annoying.

I'd get through it. Hundreds of deaths haven't stopped me from clearing games before, and I enjoy them much more then. Who the fuck wants to play a game where you rarely die? You? Fucking casual.

I am, but I could be much better. I've been meaning to go back to you, but I keep on getting sidetracked by other games.

I miss you.

Can't wait to see Vergil as a DLC again in MvCI and having his bullshit moveset remain unchanged.

>play DMC collection on PS3
>Dante gets new taunts depending on his costume

Post proof before I stop believing you.

>When the player chooses the coatless DMC3 or coatless DMC1 character costumes for Dante he uses taunts recorded for the original version but which were left out. These are, "Huh, is that it?", "Hey, do your job!" and "Let's start the party!"

I can write sentences on Sup Forums too, but that's not really proof of anything.

I remember those taunts. So they weren't in the original PS2 version? Neat I guess, the HD collection has more stuff altered than I thought.

Also friendly reminder that coatless DMC1 Dante is the GOAT costume.

I'm pretty good at you i'd say. I cleared all the difficulties with atleast A Rank. I'm probably rusty these days though.

>equip Beowulf
>spam killer bee

Nice game bro

Go play the fucking game, moron

I don't have a PS3 or 360 though.

Stop being poor and get a job

no

DMC is such a good fucking series barring the remake and 2. 1,3, and 4 are in my top 20.

Any top 20 without Ninja Gaiden Black and God Hand is objectively shit, just a reminder.

God Hand is okay, but I don't think it's good enough to be in a top 20, top 40 maybe. Never really cared for it

Is it true that God Hand is very hard to emulate? I've heard that before and it's put me off playing it.

Only if your pc is a literal pocket calculator

>he doesn't emulate stylish action games on his TI-83

pleb

sup Sup Forums, about to get this sick tattoo tomorrow

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This isn't a Ninja Gaiden thread, you retarded avatarfag

>NG fags can't have a civil thread so they always shit up other threads instead
like clockwork

I am really bad with royalguard. What is your guys favorite style ? And why is it not swordmaster ?

Royal Guard is high risk high reward and incredibly satisfying but Swordmaster is the most practical.

All styles, I can't decide.

But I did DMD you.
Not SS ranks, but I did.

>The one underage autist gets assblasted every time

TTTriggered!!!!

>"I was pretending to be retarded"

use roll-guarding and jump-guarding. makes the parry window much more forgiving

I was good at you twelve years ago but it's been too long now.

I'm good enough. I have s ranks on almost all levels on all difficulties.( besides very easy)

>spouting a non applicable out of context meme

You really are underage aren0t you?

I've been wanting to emulate God Hand for awhile now but I have no idea how to get a PS2 emulator running.

Why not just get it off of the PlayStation Network for $5 then?

It's the most overhyped pile of shit on the planet, don't bother.

Isn't it like, $10, unless it's on sale right now?

Anyway, I wanted to be one of the cool kids and download it for free.

Well I have this but it's probably quite a bit out of date. Just download it and check the wiki for the best configuration.

>bwaah give me attention
at least post lewds so I can give you some