WHY HE FUCK DIDN'T WE GET THIS SPLATFEST?

WHY HE FUCK DIDN'T WE GET THIS SPLATFEST?

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That's the next splatfest.

So far, every region has had the same.

Not like it matters, everyone knows McNuggets are god tier.

Because you don't have to advertise fast food to Americans, they advertise it themselves.

What kind of splatfest is this? You get both together.

A harder choice would be tendies vs nuggies, or even a burg instead

what if bucket was filled with mcnuggets instead of fries

Soccer moms and moral guardians already bitch about kids getting fat from fast food and not getting enough exercise playing videogames.

Can you imagine what they'd do if you combined them?

>spot the amerilard

>You will never be this fat

>The next US Splatfest is sushi vs rice just to fuck with everyone more

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FRIES ARE BETTER

fries are better. proof: the vast majority of people will eat fries straight, whereas a majority will also be pissed if they don't get the sauces in the bag that they ask for for the nugs, because the nugs are basically tasteless on their own

The vegan squids will control this poll

Except fries are garbage unless they're salted. By definition fries come out not-straight.

>US splatfest is sushi v. rice
>Jap splatfest is burgers v. pizza

Anyone else get a weird taste in their mouth if they eat too many mcnuggets? Like my mouth tastes like plastic after eating a 10 piece.

mcdonalds fries are the fucking worst. I prefer wendys and burgerkings over mcdonalds.

i can understand liking Wendy's fries over MC Donalds but bergerking over mc donalds thats just crazy talk

>wendys and burgerking
That weinerschnitzel place has chili cheese fries. Those are the best.
Also
>not knowing a good local place

>Chicken nuggets vs fries
None of these are making sense. You have nuggets with fries.

yea I get the same thing except it tastes like blood, mcnuggets always cut my mouth and togue up pretty bad wish the box didn't have such sharp edges

>all the ronnie posting that would occur on splat2 if this happens in the west

Fuck you, faggot. Wendy's fries are always soggy and taste weird every time I go there. They've got superior nuggies, though.

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I don't usually eat there but stopped on a trip with friends and tried some for the first time.
They tasted nice at the time but when I got home I felt horribly ill and it put me off ever trying them again.

forget the fry bucket, look at that old flip phone. Hell, this pic is only 720x540. When was this picture taken?

I'm lovin' it

it's the box they make it with cheap chemicals that makes you sick when and bleed from your mouth when you eat it...

>enter McDonald's
>see this

wat do?

>a side compared to an entree

Ask for sweet n sour sauce to go with those nuggets.

I am in love with the McDonalds girl...
She has a smile of innocence, so tender and warm...

Wendy's is okay I like the chili, the container is really easy to eat since the chili makes it nice and soft not like those sharp mcnuggest boxes....

Get on a plane back to my home country

Uhhhhhh can I get aaaaaaa...

>nuggies

Wendy's fries are garbage

t. tendiesfag

>nuggets vs fries
lmao at those dumb japs who don't know how American fast food works

The real question is, grilled chicken or crispy chicken?

>like mcnuggies stand a chance in japan

I like Wendy's, but their fries are fucking terrible. They're always stale and under seasoned.

Wendy's food kind of tastes weird in general even though it's supposedly fresh. Even the drinks have a weird taste to them. Love that chili though.

>There's a 2nd bucket of fries
>That camcorder off to the side
>That flip-phone
Holy shit, what the fuck.

U WAN HAMBURGER
U WAN PIZZA
FUK U WHITTU PIGGU GO HOME

Working at McDonald's made me hate fat people. I don't mean "fat" people, I'm talking so fucking fat their belly drops beneath their shirt and they have sweat stains on their clothes. They're legitimately some of the worst human beings I've ever come across. And without fail they always order Diet Coke.

>Working at McDonald's

It gets a bad rep but it's honestly far better than most entry-level jobs.

if you're working at a Corporate owned McD but Franchise Branches are fucking whack.

Why is Taco Bell so fucking trashy even compared to other fast food places? It's like where people who can't make it at McDonald's go.

>McDonalds in Japan lets you substitute your fries for nuggets in a combo for no extra cost
rest of the world step it up

WE NEED WHOPPER VS BIGMAC.

Got any horrible customer stories for us, user?

That's stupid. I always order medium fries, 9 nuggets and a burger at McDonalds. Why should I choose?

Not anything in particular, just the usual fatasses being terrible people.

Wow you're fat.

If you eat big Macs you're white trash

>being so fucking weaksauce that fucking CHICKEN NUGGETS INJURE YOU

JESUS CHRIST how many fucking teeth do you break a day brushing them?

BigMacs are shit. I had one a couple months ago and it was the first in years and I don't understand how its their signature sandwich.

What Splatfest would cause the most division on Sup Forums?

Trump vs. Clinton

How does this work? I am a sheltered educated young fella who will never have to handle unprofessional customers in my life. How are fatasses being terrible people?

cuz we all know french fries win you fuck. who would choose nuggets over fries.

>girl

Even in a chicken nugget combo?

Though I suppose that would be incredibly pointless since one can buy 20 nuggets for 5 dollars and an any drink for 1 dollar deal going on right.

Whats wrong with flip phones?

Trap vs 10 yr old

T vs A

I had to go to shitty Laughlin for a conference for work. I stayed in a casino, so food choices were extremely limited. One night I gambled a bit and won maybe $80, went over to a crane game in the arcade and won a blue 3DS, went down to the 24 hour casino McDonald's semi drunk and ordered their 40 piece Mcnugget special with 2 fries and 2 drinks. Took them to my room and ate them all while watching repeats of Always Sunny. It was glorious.

thats literally a 1000 calories. he could do this twice a day and be fine

I watch It's always sunny every night as I sleep. Its the only thing I watch on Netflix.

A

Sup Forums prefers the d

DFC vs cowtits

Imagine this but without any sense of self-awareness and about ten times more sweat stains
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JAPAN NEW BURGERLAND

why are his feet so sexy

Not surprised, at least diet coke has a taste

Yeah the taste of vomit in your mouth after you drink that trash

>diet coke
>taste
might as well lick fresh snow off the ground

They have bone-in fried chicken at McDonalds in Japan?

Skub vs Anti Skub

This

I saw a grandma using one the other day, and in a movie last night a guy had a sliding phone.

Made me realise how shit phones are now, I want to flip and slide shit again

>tfw spending hours on road trips just messing with sliding my phone and maybe occasionally playing a mobile port of Street Fighter II
I want to go back

Remember that time you could get Miku to dance on your pizza?

Splatfest when?

Traps vs Boipucci.

>T
This is what happens when moms don't wean their kids fast enough.

video games vs anything else

playing games v shitposting

>miss having actual buttons and being able to text proficiently
>would miss shitposting on here if I switched back
why can't they just have smart phones with buttons damnit

splatfests aren't for 'which of these competing products is better' it's for 'which of these different products from the same company is better'

>implying Sup Forums brushes their teeth

>When was this picture taken?
A long time ago.

for me, it's the McChicken.

Sony and Nintendo.

Haha JK Nintendo would loose because just children and basement dwellers play that kiddy studd.

hurp durp salt salt hurp

Heres how to order at McDonalds:

>McPick 2 for $3.
>6 piece nugget with sweet and sour sauce and a crispy snack wrap
>Medium Coke no ice for $1

cause they know fries would win

why do people think mcdonalds fries are the greatest shit ever? they're so bland compared to other major places like wendy's and burger king

McSpicy > them both