You never considered fapping to an Al Bhed, right?

You never considered fapping to an Al Bhed, right?

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I want to Al Breed with an Al Bhed and give her lots of half bhed babbies in bed!

I bet it sounded less terrible in your imagination.

>when everyone who played FFX had boner for Yuna/Lulu
>You wanted to bone Rikku
where my niggas at
>mfw her scenes and costumes in FFX-2

FFX Rikku was amazing, and FFX-2 just got better. Pure top tier fap material.

Fuck all the edgy goth chasers who wanted Lulu in FFX.

Never played the game but I like the quirky faces she makes

NO. NEVER.

Wakka would tap that in a heardbeat, if he ever got the chance.

Sorry, OP, i'm not into interspecies.

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>Implying "Better dead than Bhed" Wakka would get anywhere near heretic snatch.

I wonder who's behind OP post

He most likely got his heart beaten by one.

E's y ryntluna vyh fedr VVQ, cu syho desac E fuimt ajah dno du aclyba naymedo fedr milet tnaysehk, E fuimt pa eh Mily frana E fuimt uvdah dnyeh fedr Fyggy eh dra dnyehehk lahdan yht ramb Neggi fedr dra Pmedwpymm Duinhysahd, pid uha tyo yc E fyc dymgehk du Neggi, fa fahd du so tunseduno vun y bnejyda dymg. Cra essateydamo cyet, "Oui ghuf oui luimt meja fedr ic vunajan.." E kyja ran y luhvicat muug yht cra luhdehiat, "Fa ihtancdyht dryd oui meja uh ayndr yht oui NAYMMO fecr du meja rana". E drah cyet "Ruf..Ruf tet oui ghuf?" Cra drah kekkmat yht cyet "Palyica fa'ja paah fydlrehk oui, cemmo!"

Drec fyc y tnays lusa dnia yht E ymsucd lneat nekrd drana. Cra drah cyet, "E dymgat fedr Raytsycdan Let yht ra yknaat dryd oui fuimt pa BANVALD vun dra Ym Prat, oui zicd ryja du tu...uha drehk". Cra drah ramt so ryht yht muugat taab ehdu so aoac yht cyet "...Oui ryja du gemm ouincamv vun dra dnyhcvan du fung lunnaldmo." E drah kyja ran cusa xiacdeuhc, "Ruf muhk tu E ryja pavuna dra taym aqbenac?" Cra drah cyet "Let cyet 3 suhdrc.." E yttat po cyoehk "Fryd'c dra sucd byehmacc fyo?..." Cra kekkmat ykyeh, "Cieleta femm naxiena byeh piiid...ev oui fyhd ed xielg...kad y kih yht y hela crud du dra rayt fungc.

E drah yknaat yht cra kyja sa y gecc uh dra vunarayt, "E ghuf drec femm pa duikr pid uhla ed'c ujan yht tuha, oui'mm kad du meja rana!" E drah fuga ib yht drec fyc mycd faag yht e binlrycat y kih. E sekrd yldiymmo gemm socamv palyica dryd tnays zicd vamd duu naym du pa vyga yht so meva ech'd tuehk cu knyht.

>you will never play FFX for the first time again
It was top comfy

Her eyes turn me on desu.

I would kill myself too if that means I could Bhed Rikku Al night long every day.

I've never played it but I know some heavy spoilers about how Tidus isn't real and his father is god or something
Should I bother playing at this point

Wakka 'Better dead than Al Bhed' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If I see swirly eyes, the motherfucker dies' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Born in the sand, nuke their land' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If it's against Yevon, it's going to heaven' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Really dislikes the Al Bhed Psyches' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If the eyes are spiral, the solution's final' Captain of the Aurochs

Yeah man do it. Just don't play the chink remastered version. Emulate the PS2 version if you can or play the PS4 version where you can set the OST to classic.

My sisters friend looks like her

I want to impregnate Rikku

Isn't the PS4 version the chink remaster one?

It's a genuinely fun game, even if the overall plot's been spoiled for you.

Get the international version so you can fight the extra bosses though.

How on Earth this managed to get pass quality control I'll never know

>considered

Yeah but atleast you can choose the classical OST. Some faces still look weird though.

Can you handle all the faps that Rikku is going to grant you?

>bath scene
>Rikku suddenly wears a swimsuit

Not only that, but I would ejaculate inside Rikku and move my family to Besaid Island so our children can be next door neighbors with Wakka.

Of course not my brudda.

Ok, that's kinda funny.

Lulu was the best FFX girl but overall I didn't love the FFX cast.

>"you're more my type lulu"
>game never goes anywhere with it
Still disappointed desu

Yeah, I didn't relate to Tidus so I wasn't self inserting and he doesn't deserve Lulu so whatever.

Lulu is feminine perfection, in face, mind and body.

>Boner for X Yuna

Literally her least attractive version. She has her moments, but she definitely become progressively more attractive in every appearance.

Dissidia 012 Yuna>X-2 Yuna>X Yuna

Why do white girls pretend to be japanese

>He bangs lulu as pity cause his rad brother dies

>Implying they give a shit about anything beyond VII, XIII (Light-fags), and XV Universe.

X and X-2 Remasters were just easy cash grabs. X-2 already reused X assets, and they were both popular enough that SE saw enough dollar signs to shit out something to make some quick dosh.

I SAID SLAY ALL AL BHED NOT LAY

>No Rikku just wearing her thong bikini without the skirt and sleeves
>No front angle shot of Yuna
>Paine wearing boyshorts as always

Such a disappointing scene

This is insulting to Warhammer. Yevon ends up being a crock of shit so you're implying the emperor is a crock of shit.

Yuna's always been the best but lack of quality content

Who cares, it's cute.

>Rikku
>Japanese

U wot?

I fucking love this Wakka meme.

>t. corpse worshipper

>dad walks in: the scene

So many of those in that game

>Leblanc massage
>Hot springs
>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

The Emperor isn't a god though. He never wanted to be considered one in the first place. In a way it fits pretty well.

>Leblanc massage

I admit, i fapped to it. Im not even too ashamed of myself

I think you mean disappointing GAME

I haven't actually now that I think about it

This game was so good to us for fanservice
We've all been spoiled by the internet

I liked it well enough. It does a good job showing the different ways the people of Spira are adjusting to life without Sin that reflect real life more accurately than the nihilistic attitudes of X. Combat was good. Yuna and Rikku are qt, Paine is decent as the straight-man with some amusing quips. The completion challenge is a bitch though, fuck the chapter where all you're doing is looking through the viewspheres.

so much midriffservice.

Well he is. Everything bad about the Imperium can be traced back to Emps being a Grand Supreme Autist completely incapable of comprehending people and emotions, and all of his loyal subject being either scared of him or fanatical worshipers. The man was the exact opposite of a good leader.

God I loved that outfit. Her transformation pose is great, basic battle stance sucks because she's hunched over hiding that glorious belly.

why do japanese literally cut their faces apart and remove bone and tissue just to look white
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Remember when we used to look at porn in stolen magazines and vhs's? Feels like a lifetime ago.

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>tfw no rikku girlfriend

Magic with sex sounds like a winner

x-2 had good combat and the elaboration on where spira goes when at peace for the first time was neat. Shame about everything else.

ITT: desperate virgins hoping that Rikku would give them the time of day
Sorry faggots, she's taken

c-can I watch at least

Pffft, in your dreams

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>you will never be a cute girl seduced by other cute girls
actually why even live?

Thief sex is better. She'd steal your semen every time.

That's not Gippal

I hate him for his cool-guy voice and being my waifu's crush;_;

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I would have thought Yuna and Rikku would be more popular than Lulu despite her tits.

It's kinda awkward if you have higher relationship values with Rikku and especially Lulu, considering it changes certain dialogues to accommodate them. Sure I'd go for Lulu and Rikku over Yuna, but I'd rather keep consistency.

I will at least give Tidus credit for noticing Lulu's tits like everyone else who played the game did.

I know why I have this boner.

Yuna was a boring doormat of a character in X. Rikku was fairly whatever.

Lulu has a really sexy figure but rikku is more athletic, blonde and petite so she would have the best tasting sweat and delicious girl BO. I'm conflicted.

Anyone got this higher resolution?

They are more popular. Lulu is only good for goth/leather fetish and being fucked by dogs and horses now. Yuna and Rikku tend more towards gangbang stuff.

Giving her a different outfit in X-2 might have increased Lulu's popularity.

What a coincidence I was just thinking of getting X X-2 hd

stop making me sad : (

Lmao it's because Wakka doesn't have a last name

Yes.

FFX is one of the most depressing settings in the series. Comfy has lost all meaning.

>Tidus was a mistake

Do it, think about that tight Rikku stomach.

>women will never put that much effort into their stomach

Why?

Try going to the gym once in a while. Half the girls there just do legs and abs.

>Hallway simulator: Outsdoors Edition
>good

Then they'll cool off with some fried food because their 20-something bodies can handle it. It works perfectly for them, because they get married right around the time their metabolism can't take it any more.

The hottest girl at my gym is in her 30s.

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Riku craves dick

we all know Yuna isnt wearing anything under those booty shorts

true I never considered it
I have just done it
(also, why do I see so much Rikku threads the last days?, not that I have something against it, I am just wondering)

You can literally see her underwear over the top.
See

Because of that "dip"?

Where?

wtf are you talking about?
luca is one of the cosiests towns in the ff series.
only treno and fishermans horizon beat it.