ITT: Times you acted like the Joker in video games

>Press Start to continue
>Press A

GO AHEAD AND TRY TO SEE THROUGH ME

>use charisma as a dump stat
>dialog options aren't even that good

TRUE EVIL IS BORN TODAY

>character tells to hurry up and complete their quest
>meander about doing other stuff
LOCK ME UP, EAT THE KEY AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF

>press any key
>press power button

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Don't turn the game off while the game is being saved
>turn the game off
THE ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

>quest giver is making the quest sound extremely urgent
>complete the main campaign before turning in his quest last

>select your gender
>choose the one I wasn't assigned at birth

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

>showed important mechanic tutorial
>didn't read it

I'M AN AGENT OF CHAOS

Fallout 4?

>"If you like this game, support the devs by purchasing it!"
>LOVE game
>don't ever spend a dime on it

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

>finish the game
>quit the game in the ending cutscene
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>game says to use headphones for the best and most immersive experience
>spend months jury rigging phonograh to be usb compatible and output digital sound to play the game

FEEL LIKE A MONSTER

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>game encourages you to do side missions so you're properly levelled
>don't and call it a failure of the game online
MY SHADOW'S THE ONLY ONE THAT WALKS BESIDE ME

>boss is designed to be undefeatable
>without realizing this, put cheat codes and god mode on and fight it endlessly
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>go to mcdonalds
>order food
>pay
>leave food on the counter and go home
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>all my classmates want to bang me
>bang my teacher instead
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

DAMAGED

I'M DA JOKAH BABY

>dont check keybindings in the options menu
>uninstall game and rant online about how keybindings are shit

I NEED TO CALCULATE
WHAT CREATES MY OWN MADNESS

>Press any key to continue
>Press alt+f4
>It goes into the game and doesn't exit

Wtf I got reverse joker'd

Nu-Metal general?

>game tells me to take a break after every hour of gameplay
>take a break after 61 minutes of playing

OH DARLING CAN'T YOU SEE?
I'M AN ALIEN AND YOU'RE A HUMAN TO ME!

>have hacks installed on tf2
>only use them to kill other hackers

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

HAHAHhahAHAHhaahhhAHAHahahhAAAAAA

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>enjoy a game
>go to Sup Forums and say its shit

IS IT BLISSFUL?

>Save village from a bandit infestation
>immediately loot and burn it afterwards
OH OH, STANDING IN my HEART OF DARK-NESS.

>mom tells me to stop because dinner is ready
>keep playing

>guy in CSGO tells me to drop him a gun or he ruins the game
>stand still like I'm buying something for him
>don't actually buy anything and drop him the bomb

>spout opinions on games I've never played
>rack up (you)s
>people agree with me

IT'S LIKE A DREAM

>long game of DotA 2
>it's a relentless stomp, but we keep delaying finishing so we can pad our gold stats
>at the end say good game, even though it was a bad one

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY GOOD
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY EVIL
I DO THE THINGS YOU NEVER COULD
AND WE WILL NEVER BE EQUAL

>Have backlog of literally hundreds of games, a lot of which are critically well-received
>Spend all my time on Sup Forums

>go to merchant
>buy the most expensive item
>pay for it and drop it out of my inventory before leaving
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>buy and stock up on potions in every JRPG i play
>use nothing but healing magic the whole game

WHAT A FOOL BELIEEEEEVES
HE SEEEEEEES

>never once play a Sup Forums critically acclaimed game
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

>love a game
>see some posts calling it shit
>hate the game

I WANT TO DREAM

>game has weapon upgrade items
>never upgrade any weapons because of fear of fiding a stronger weapon
BABY BE A SIMPLE KIND OF MAN

>"Please name your character. Choose wisely, as it can't be changed later"
>name character changed later
RULES OF NATURE

>get all the way to the last hour of a game
>lose interests and never play it again

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITAY

>Press any button to continue
>Press the power button

IM DA JOKAH

>J-RPG
>install a mod that removes all the cutscenes
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>maze level
>game gives you a bunch of clues where to go
>disregard them entirely
>go wild on my own

THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUTTA HERE

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>teammate tells me to play better
>play worse
IM NOT A SLAVE
TO A GOD
THAT DOESNT EXIST
AND IM NOT A SLAVE
TO A WORLD
THAT DOESNT GIVE A SHIIT

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good one

>puzzle level
>google the answer

FINGER ON THE TRIGGER, LOADED BULLET

>buy lots of amiibos
>dont own any nintendo consoles or games

WATCH OUT BOY, SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP

>use rocket launcher
>at point blank range
s-s-somebody stop me!

>have huge backlog of games
>only plays shitty porn games
FROM THE DUSTY MESA HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

>objective based game mode
>never set foot inside the objective
IF I HAD A GUN I'D BLOW YOU AWAY

>have huge backlog of games to play
>do another fallout new vegas run instead

I DUG SOME GRAVES, YOULL NEVER FIND

>"Press R to reload!"
>shoot last few bullets to trigger the automatic reload instead

IM A FEW SANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC

>have a huge backlog of games
>don't play any
>keep buying new games
>don't play them either
ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

>start diffusing even though its seconds away from exploding
ITS JUST BENEATH THE SKIN

Where is the lighter my dude?

>kill myself to respawn back at checkpoint instead of walking there
I CAN'T SEE THEM ANYWAY

>Push to talk
>mute mic but hold button the whole game so the "broadcasting" indicator comes up for my team the whole game, but nothing is actually broadcasted

AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED

>Sup Forums calls a game shit
>Play it anyway
>it was shit
>come back and gush about how good it was.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>Sup Forums says a game is shit
>call it greatest game without playing it or bother to look it up.


I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

>Sup Forums is having an extremely rare quality discussion
>bring up SJWs and leftists

I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS

>say a game is shit on Sup Forums
>I haven't actually played it

>get a boo bell in mario party
>don't use it for the entire game
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME
I WON'T BE IGNORED

I watched Suicide Squad recently. It was incredibly bad.

>call someone's waifu a slut
>i actually know that she isn't

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM

>hate a game
>go to Sup Forums and defend it

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE!

>play a game that the majority of Sup Forums likes and I also like
>call it shit to piss off people who like the same game as me

THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL

>install new game and be asked to quit all other applications
>click "ok" without quitting IE or Winamp
KISSING IN THE BLUE DARK
PLAYING POOL AND WILD DARTS
VIDEO GAMES

>shoot all my ammo at teammates even though teamkill is off
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD

>game tells me to have fun
>don't
SHUT UP AND DRIVE

>say gg
>it was really bg

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>never played the game before
>skip the tutorial

LOCK THE KEY AND THROW AWAY THE DOOR

>game asks for my favorite food
>type in Tylenol
AND IT'S ALL YELLOW

>can use winrar for free
>pay for it anyway

CHAOS THAT CONTROLLED MY MIND

>emulator leaves disclaimer to not play games that I don't own
>play them anyways

HEEEHEEHEHEEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There is no connection. Thanks, all are free.

>game asks me to type in my character's name
>type in my own name instead

HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN
TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS

I do this in Fallout 4 when i play as my Mom.

yo uare mom is cute

>Be 17.9 years old
>Play 18+ game

CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN

>GG
>Was actually a shit game
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>Know this user's joking about his age
>Report him anyway
HAPPINESS AND PEACE OF MIND WERE NEVER MEANT FOR ME

>Are you sure you want to quit? Any unsaved progress will be lost.
>Hit Yes

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE
IT'S DARK INSIDE
IT'S WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE

There's a difference between diffuse and defuse.

>game tells me not to turn it off while the icon is flashing in the corner
>pull the power cord immediately
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT A SOUL CAN'T BE CUT

>Get flamed in multiplayer game
>Send friend request

that's actually pretty funny. gonna try it

>enemy is highly resistant to x, while being very weak to y
>only use x to kill it

CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME
WALK INTO MY MYSTERY

>play breaking arrows in ace combat 4
>last cruise missile arrives
>awacs tells me to not engage enemy escort fighters and focus on the missile
>attack enemy fighters

MY LIFE SERVED ON A PLATE
FOR ALL OF YOU TO EAT

>Second playthrough of a game
>Do the tutorial anyway
NEUROSURGEONS SCREAM FOR MORE

You guys are beyond autistic.

>After credits, game says it's over and I can quit now
>Keep waiting instead
THROW ME UP AND LOCK AWAY THE KEY

no you

>game has dodge button
>Just run out of the way of attacks instead
LOCK ME UP

>Playing M&B: Warband
>Merchant of Praven wants me to rescue his bro-
>FUCK THAT BRO I GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO
I AMMM THE ONE AND ONLY

ye

That line isn't actually in the movie right?

this is actually a feasible move in dark souls

guys im gay

*faps*