DARPA CHIEF?

DARPA CHIEF?

YOU KNEW!?

Hudson River

Two years ago...

why does this game feel the need to explain and re explain every little detail?

THE FEEDING RAMP IS POLISHED TO A MIRROR SHEEN

Solid Snake died on that tank two years ago.

Played college football ya know

I need scissors!

No! That is NOT Solid Snake!

WOLBACHIA

five sixers and pineapples

Male to female copulation

PAL card?

Because you're a dumbass and will forget otherwise.

It's just like one of my Japanese animes!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

>... I think... I think it's a Metal Gear
>...
>... Metal Gear?!
>...
>... Metal Gear!
>... *cigarette's dropping, skits looking upping*
>...
>... Snake, you have to stop Liquid from destroying the system
>...
>... The system?!
>...
>... You need to go to Outer Haven
>...
>... Outer Haven?!

As much as I love the games I have to admit that the writing in MGS games is retarded.

What do the terrorists want with Bibo's body?

Excellent speech my friend

>doesn't ever re-re-re-explain how to contact Meryl
>muh fourth wall
>muh i-frames everytime i get hit boss
>watch out for my robot's laser dick snake
>hahah you punched me 16 times now i'll hit you once and we're even
>I ain't dead yet have a shooting section with only two rations bitch
Holy fuck, now that I realize it this game is cheap as fuck.

A... HIND-D?

>Donald Anderson. A Straight shooter. You can thank him for all the wonderful toys.

Metal Gear?!?

A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA?

141.96

I still remember after all these years, but I can't remember who it contacted.

Wait...

That Ninja...

Meryl I think.

Isn't it the one on the box they break the 4th wall to have you find.

SECOND FLOOR BASEMENT?

The legendary Solid Snake?

mfw i pirated the game and had to try each number one by one to find it

It's the save frequency.

I can't read you

ARGHHH

I CAN'T READ YOU. I CAN'T READ YOU
ARGHHH

Why hasn't anyone copied MG2/MGS play style for a kickstarter?

I would love a new 2D style Metal Gear over the 1132314145 Metroidvania inspired game.

PSYCHO MANTIS?

I ended up having to do the same thing because I didn't realize it was a fourth wall break as a kid. I thought the number was supposed to be on the back of the disk that the Armstech president gave you and I couldn't figure out how to take a closer look at it.

...

Was the dialogue really like this in Hideo Kojima's script or did Jeremy Blaustein change it?

>Why hasn't anyone copied MG2/MGS play style for a kickstarter?
Because it's outdated as fuck.

I've read, and I don't know if it's true, that the English version is the only one that fucked up the dominant/recessive genes thing. Every other translation got superior/inferior.

YOU KNEW?

Wait for it

Bibo

These are the kind of people who mock MGS' writing. LMAO!

IT'S THE ENEMY
I NEED HELP

REDDIT?

WOLBACHIA PARASITES

KIKONGO

Just let those who don't care about ranking run through like it's fucking Smash TV/Total Carnage.

I was told it was on the back of the CD case right after having been given a CD. Hold my johnson.

I WAS BORN IN A FOREIGN SOLDIER