*flicks tongue at you*

*flicks tongue at you*
*does a little dance*
*sprays some mist*
*disappears and teleports behind you*
*steals your potions*

Thanks for pruning my thread for literally no reason, mods.

Why did they prune it? there was nothing against the rules. Anyways who is the best monster?

*recycles both monster and thread*

Shouldn't it be obvious?

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no user, please elaborate

Chameleos for cuteness, obviously.

Also Tigrex is great, but Brute Tigrex a shit.

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Because video game threads are bad but e-celeb and off-topic threads are good judging by what does and does not get pruned

What monsters do you find the most sexually attractive?

Unironically Narga

Mizutsune

Don't forget the constant obvious console war threads filled with the same posters every fucking time. Why talk about video games when you can suck corporate cock?

shiggy for his rippling muscles

What's wrong with another tongue based monster? We've only got like 30 wyverns at this point, why's it bad that when Chameleos gets another buddy?

>He doesn't have a kinsect buddy

Probably doesn't help when you start off the thread like an idiot.

is this a metal gear reference?

Starting off a thread with false shitposting only encourages actual shitposting now, so I don't like doing that.

KHEZU

do not sympathize with the khezu
they only exist to be hunted into extinction

Still better than what you went with. And there's been so much stupid console shitposting since E3 that I would rather we have the mock Dark Souls OPs back.

Don't bully Khezu. That's not nice. Bully Garuga instead.

>went off on a hunt
>come back and thread is gone
The fuck?
Anyways, I can feel myself getting better. A little while ago I'd time out fighting Lagombi in the demo. Now I just took on Lagombi and Zamtrios in less than half the time. I can see why people love this series now.

The funnest part and arguably the biggest draw to Monster Hunter is noticing how much better you get as a hunter.

where is it crying from?