Paladins

Why is this so addicting and FUN?

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Because they actually put thought into the characters instead of making them SJW garbage like blizzard

I dunno but it got even better after I got all the champions for %20, they even give you the purple thing to carft cards, what a steal, super fun game

I never tried this game, but the character on the bottom right has big fucking tits for a video game character.
I saw an incredibly well made SFM animation of her. There are multiple of the green elf with big tits and all of them have their breasts out while one is giving you a good tit fuck. Needless to say I'll probably be downloading it tonight.

What are the best supports?

I don't want to blow my shekels on shit

Jenos and Mal'Damba
>Mfw playing Jenos for the first time

Why are all the character designs and skins so fucking garbage? It's fun to play but it just looks terrible. Even the waifus are shit.

>Even the waifus are shit.

ur shit

Elaborate

They've been polishing them up over time. A number of the characters in OP have been changed since that shot was made.

it's not though, it's actually very autistic and panders to furries by having furshit characters

Barik is also getting a visual redesign soon afaik and Ruckus just got one

>Why are all the character designs and skins so fucking garbage? It's fun to play but it just looks terrible. Even the waifus are shit.

Who knows. Good designs seems to be hard in all these hero shooters.

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Because the characters' movesets are fun. Fun enough to overlook the blaring flaws this game has. I just want it to get more polish, which judging by the upcoming patch, it sounds like it's getting.

Looking forward to better performance desu.

Blizzard is truly fucking dead.

Also, I need to watch those Hi-Rez update videos. I thought they would be boring.

Also speaking of upcoming patch, the new Maeve skin is going to be cancerous to hear in game.

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I am not a huge fan of Overwatch, but I love listening to Papa Jeff talk.

Only unlockable with the new currency right?

Can't wait to spam her emotes every single match.

>Come back after hiatus
"Man this Jenos nigga looks wack as fu--"
>He's actually fun to play


I can't wait to roast this bitch

>Only unlockable with the new currency right?
Yeah, you can earn it by playing normally but it's slow as ifuck if you're not VIP. Enjoy doing like a thousand matches because you only get 50 a win and like 25 a loss and then that skin's 60k.

Why can I never hit with Jenos ult?

So how bad is the Paladins playerbase compared to Overwatch? I quit playing OW because no one could cooperate in any mode, seemed like.

Stop hi-rez

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I dont understand this one

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more accurately, 1:43 just so that you dn't have to suffer through that shitty song.

You're doing it out in the open. You need to catch people off guard with it or dogpile after CC.
>When you run up behind the payload and slap 2-3 people with the HOKUTO UJOU HAGANKEN

What is the most satisfying to use ult in the game?

Overwatch is a messy and undewhelming game. I hope paladins completely destroys it

The only thing I'm looking forward to with this skin, is ruthlessly murdering everybody that uses it and spraying on their corpse.

My personal top 5 favorite to least:
Lex
Torvald
Grover
Tough choice between Makoa and Barik
Grohk

GIVE YOUR KING A BIG HUG

>mfw "ITS WORKING"

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pros
>balance patch every 2 weeks
>new hero every month
>no hero switching mid-match
>counterplay through itemization
>two layers of customizing your hero's abilities
>devs aren't afraid of womyn and don't pander to sjw trends
>ultimates are not OP
>longer TTK
>more mobility
>ass & titties
>great ranked system
>f2p, microtransactions are strictly cosmetic
>growing esports scene
>founder's pack is cheap and gives you every champ forever
cons
>weaker graphics
>inconsistent headshot hitboxes
>servers regularly shit themselves
>no lore (not yet)
>mostly retarded community (online shooter after all)
>sometimes the devs meme way too much

lex

>Enjoy doing like a thousand matches
Implying I won't just spend 15 burgers on the VIP Pack, because I have a job

You also get a sexy Zhin skin. They know how to sway me.

You get 100k, sou you can just buy it right away in that case.

I liked using this combo in PTS. I'm not gonna be stingy with it since I'm not even close to mastery 15 Maeve to get the mastery skin. Also even if you don't use the helmet, the body gives her blue lipstick.

it's not

Prepare those shekels goy

Looks pretty meh ingame. I prefer her thong and royal clothing over pantsu and toga.

Yeah the Devs are kinda meme-y, but I actually like it in a way
>tfw Pip "oooh, shiny and chrome!"
I average 150+ gold a match and I'm stuck on console, I'm not even rank 20 yet. Stop lying, sounds like you just don't do your job on the team

>tfw I have just enough crystals saved up to convert into 30k VIPs

>150+ gold
My post was talking about the new VIP currency, bruv.

The visual re-design gave him some much needed personality and anime-hair but the sound design is the one that knocked it out of the part. Now the Blunders sounds like a frickin cannon.

Got an ingame pic?

The only annoying thing about the redesign is that the rare stonedwarf skin looks retarded a bit now, and also his eyebrows are part of the body so you can't mix the stonedwarf grey hair and beard with other skins, because his eyebrows will be an obnoxious ginger colour

Oh, apologies.
I like those turrets

BEHOLD, THE DRAGON'S FURY

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>inconsistent headshot hitboxes
I think that it's body hitboxes obscuring the head hitbox

Well that is rather disappointing

her default outfit is much sexier
but the goddess voicepack is waaaay better than the default

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It's ment to be fun and addicting with a shitty core gameplay loop. The core gameplay is not very complected and gets bland quickly, and with the pay to win aspects all they care about is you buying some cards.

This is your healer tonight

You don't buy cards with real money though.

GOOD NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>the pay to win aspects
What?

>p2w aspects
Confirmed for never played the game

he's a brazilian that can't afford the $20 for every character so he has no gold for chests

This, it's pretty noticeable versus some characters that have weird stances or models

how does it play on ps4? connection wise, i hear its laggy as fuck

bruh

>diesel engine sounds indicating that you're about to get fucked by a train

Pretty damn good, I just got platinum in it.

Everyone's but Cassie, Buck, Kinessa, Pip and Willo.

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lolconsole play, very addicting game

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I want Inara to sit on my face and make me call her Mommy!

I want Willo to make fun of my tiny penis!

I want Ying to do lewds things while she forces me to watch!

I want to brush Ash's teeth!

Why is this game so much better than Overwatch?

>thought it would be garbage
>friend wanted me to try it with him so i did, reluctantly
>it's actually fun
Come here grumpy boy, give your King a hug.

Stop watching Monogatari

>Not liking Buck, Pip, and Willo ults
Gay

COME ON, LET'S FIGHT!

I have a friend I met in WoW over a decade ago, and he's still a major blizz-dick blowing drone, but I got him to play Paladins and he admitted it was much more fun than he imagined

I haven't actually played Overwatch since. Got real fucking sick of that game and Blizzard being incompetent.
I still don't trust hi-rez though. Might make a last minute founders pack purchase when they're about to take it away, but I'm still mad at them for Tribes

i like pip

Founder's pack is usually around 10 bucks or so when there's a sale, that's dirt cheap for every current and future champion

Is the player base so small that the devs have to shill here? lmao

>implying any thought was put into this

KNEEL!

Are you implying every game being discussed on Sup Forums has a small playerbase and is being shilled? Fucking retard.

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It is when this is a fucking Hi-Rez game we're talking about. How are you fucks falling for their shit again?

My fellow giganigga
>bounce a whole team off the point
>leap away from the hail of retaliation cause fuck that noise I'm Buck
>find a Maeve, proceed to bully her and jump on her corpse
>bounding so far behind enemy lines the Strix/Kinessa doesn't even see me net them from behind

Falling for what shit?

I played this once and did a few bot games to get a feel, then picked the qt on the bottom-right and tried to be good for my team in my first game. I think I did pretty good but I got bullied quite a bit.

Is the learning curve steep?

Holy shit are dumb. Cannot you not read the tone of the thread? Its so overwhelmingly positive and any critic gets shut down quickly, the sure mark of a shill thread.

Next time don't try so hard and just go with a "its good despite its flaws" strategy.

medic, mercy or seris? which is the best healing beam support?

>this still exists
They've still got over a dozen other generic shit characters to redo. But if that's all they have for Barik than my point still stands

oh this might be a good reason to stop using the engi skin

Back the fuck off my waifu nigger.
There is nothing more boner inducing that elves in bodysuites with incredible figures.

It's probably because people like the game. Dissent isn't really a big deal, the game actually has problems (like the servers being run by hamster wheels) but it's a pretty enjoyable game overall. Of course when people make dumb shitposts like "Fernando is just Reinhardt lel" then they're going to get dumped on.

Mercy's gameplay is some of the worst shit I've seen in a video game but I want to defile her Aryan womb with my shitskin seed.

What are your critics then?

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>Cannot you not read the tone of the thread?
OP is probably a falseflagging retard, but that still doesn't mean people who like the game can't come into the thread to say something about it
Also you used a double negative which is a mistake in English, watch out for those

i don't get it... the premise is that it's about a world wide task force composed of the best of the best from every country in the world.... did you want them to all be white or something?

>futuristic ninja elf
How is this bad design? She got nice boobs physics too