ITT:0/10 covers

ITT:0/10 covers

Le epic neogaf opinion

obligatory

imagine the look on the cashier's face as you pick this up from a local shop.

Thought about posting Yakuza 2's American box art considering it's only half of the Japanese cover's art and also just a slightly altered version of Yakuza 1's cover, but this one still just baffles me.

What a shitty angle to do that from

From the thumbnail it looked like she was facing away and has really swole traps

This is better than the other pretentious turd

I unironically agree.

If you want to plaster your cover with tits, then this is a way better example.

awful cover, just shameful

That's a dumb cover. Is she the main character?

VNs are not games.

I love anime titties but that angle is just weird

>The cover is good because it makes sjws mad

Nigga...

>not liking big bobbies

breaker 1-4 breaker 1-4

we got us a faggot in thread 389084885

i repeat a faggot in thread 389084885

lethal measures are authorized

Nah, it's terrible because of the composition. The breasts in themselves are not the problem, it's how the shot looks. If the shot taken from a higher angle and the breasts didn't jump this high (hides half her face, which is terrible), and the shot was less zoomed it, it'd be perfectly fine. But now you've just got 2 giant fucking brown helium ballons thing taking third of your cover, the other thirds being your title (which is fine) and some piss yellow sky and a random telephone pole.
If you want good titty covers, look at Senran Kagura ( and pic related)

It took me a minute to realize those were her breasts

Original cover is 0/10 but the japanese makeover is at least an 8

Its not like her boobs go everywhere in the anime

>doesn't stumble chest first into his face
This isn't my anime

Is this game actually any good?

It's sepuku inducing

you mean Sudeki?

Ends an act too early and only half the characters are fun to play (other 2 are a really shit fps) but overall I'd say yeah, worth a playthrough

I'm a fan of disgustingly huge tits, but I'm more disgusted by the engrish under the title.

>looking at the cashier
>not looking at those fat anime tiddies

just remember that you asked for this

>Those noses
Spent all the budget on boops

But what if they met and kissed?

That's just the artstyle

I like this cover because they actually made her blouse realistically drape over her gigantic titties rather than having it inexplicably form fitting like most artists tend to do.

>>The cover is good because it makes sjws mad

Correct, anything that makes SJWs mad is 10/10.

Modern men no longer desire big breasts I mean what the hell were they thinking making that cover?

They know their audience.

>bloodborne.jpg

Finally a man of fine taste

What were they thinking?

That's a 10/10 cover and it unironically makes me want to buy it.

>face being covered by kinetic tits from low angle
>being a detriment

Look at the shit taste on this guy

Wasnt the cover in Japan aesthetic too?

This isn't muh better or worse than modern Metal Gear Solid covers.

You're just saying that because you like to pretend to be colorblind.
The developers played you, then.
>gee I wonder what this was going to be...?
>fak u graffiti because
>I'm just the messenger you mess of twisting anger

>14 years old
didint even make it past the 3 episode rule this was so fucking boring

Why is she talking so fast

>>The cover is good because it makes sjws mad
Yes
Came to post this

>and he gave the people fresh hop to hoop with hope though lacking understood hype

what am i looking at?

ive never seen the show

Underage

>That's just their style
It's just their style, bro. No hate.

>Overdeveloped teenager with the mental capacity of a retarded toddler
>Actually stomaching this cancer instead of just fapping to the doujins on panda

Gee this won't get old after a while.

Sup Forums is for ages 18 and up...

...

That's a 10/10 according to my dick

Localization when

Agreed. Its better to just fap to her
Hoo boy

This image returns an inordinate amount of tits on iqdb

>Being murdered is 10/10

One of those does not belong.

Exactly. And acting autistic and retarded as soon something feature eroticism instead of violence isn't the behavior of a 18+ man

My traitorous/ underutilized survivor suntanned chariots-man...
>he told them that word doesn't mean what they think it means

which other word;word VNs are good?
Ive played S;G and S;G0

The best

Biggest non E/H chest that is not a mooncancer

>if you don't agree with my virgin manchild opinions you are a screeching banshee
_d

Nier;automata and Myself;yourself

>he actually disagree
That's how low some peoples are falling.

The pain is more than real.

that face she's making is my fetish

>uuuufff jap-sama, give me more of those ultra C tiddays, quality be damned because I'm an underage horndog who prides himself shoveling up the shit other retards from a political fringe faction happen to detest

what's with gooks and putting long sentences of broken english under the titles

You guys realize these are gag boobs, right? Hell, this bitch never even wears a swimsuit so this definitely isn't for fanservice.

It's bad because the composition is fucked. The whole angle of the shot and how the characters and background are framed makes it look ugly and confusing to look at.

That's not to say that the girl and her massive tits are the problem, they could've made an appealing cover that ALSO employs fanservice. But since SJWs hate it means we should defend it mercilessly and put it on a pedestal it doesn't deserve.

I'd gag on her boobs

I'd gag on them alright.

>I don't give a damn about quality of [game], because [game] features LGBT characters and that alone is worth defending
>I don't give a damn about quality of [game], because [game] features sexy characters and that alone is worth defending
Horseshoe theory is not real they said...

The fuck is with Japanese and these subtitles

This is the pinnacle of video game covers, nothing will ever surpass it

Its cool

>implying igaf about some cashier's opinion
fucking el oh el

I'm pretty sure he's joking. And if not he's beyond saving.

This show was fucking terrible

I want to press her cheeks

They had to cram 24 episodes worth of plot into 12 episodes but didn't want to cut anything, so they just made everyone speak twice as fast

the main difference is people who want LGBT characters don't play games, they just want to make sure their preference is injected into every facet of media

sexy characters in videogames are the default

fcuk snail

You are really missing the point here

Just another titty monster from Japan. Her tits are the only noteworthy thing from the anime so of course she'd be on the cover. The anime is shit

This looks fucking retarded. What's worse is weebs pretending they like it and act like they're not into it because they're horny 15 year olds.

Don't post that whore in this thread again thanks

I doubt it.
There are several scenes where you can see her nipples harden up and protrude through her clothing.

Holy shit

> game's trash, but we could gain some sells by drawing sexy cover

>game is not out yet
>judging a game by its cover
>tumblr filename

Everything checks out

i have no idea

It's just that particular company. All their VNs are full of chunni shit so of course they'd have long nonsense english quotes because it looks cool to japs

nigga, everybody does it

Dumb fag, you can tell it's trash if you lurk more

>i'm the first to post this

Garbage. I love jp version with smoking Kiryu more

>this is a 10/10 cover according to some people in this thread