Altmer are the true heroes of Elderscrolls

Altmer are the true heroes of Elderscrolls.

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Dark elves and wood elves are fine but high elves are complete shit, thalmor or not. How can they be the masters of magic if they have the biggest weaknesses to destruction magic?

I bet you think that vaseline smear enb looks good.

>pyrotechnician is highly skilled at setting up pyrotechnic displays
>he's still weak to being lit on fire

i dunno you tell me fuck face, i'm not the one who doesn't understand basic logic

>wood elves are fine
Discarded

It's a video game, races in elder scrolls have weaknesses and things they are strong against. Glass cannons are shit, and Breton are a better choice for a pure destruction mage anyway.

What's wrong with wood elves?

>worst race has the best race bonuses
what did bethesda mean by this

Cannibal "muh nature" tree-pajeets that tried invading Tamriel once and got utterly BTFO and now work with the Dominion
Hopefully the next elf purge comes soon

Damn, I always thought they were just chill guys that lived in the woods and hunted animals. I guess dark elves are the only decent elves.

>I guess dark elves are the only decent elves
There, now you're learning

>Defends second worst race
>Posts the worst house while at it too
Literally nigged so hard the gods gave those fucks the skin color they deserve

>worst house
I want Hlaalufags to fucking die

>Redoran
>worst house

t. Hlaalu n'wah scum

n'wahs get out and stay out

jesus christ vivec stares right at your soul

Your dick

Any good user here is playing Morrowind Rebirth and can tell me how the fuck I can get a 500 points soul to create constant effect?
The pricks that are developing the mod nerfed the living shit of the golden saint soul farming

TALOS AND TIBER SEPTIM NEVER EXISTED
THEY ARE THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE
HJALTI WULFRATH AND ZURIN
HJALTI TRICKED EVERYONE ABUSED NUMIDIUM AND REWROTE HISTORY SO HARD THAT HE CHANGED REALITY AND MADE HIMSELF INTO A GOD CALLED TALOS
HE WAS A BRETON I TELL YOU
A FILTHY BRETON

...

Your spear

Altmer make shit stealth archers and are Thalmor faggots.

>Pelinal got the surname "Whitestrake" because he shot lazers from his hands
Jesus Christ on a bike.

Ashlanders are the only good Dunmer. The Tribunal are fucking scum, Azura's curse was obviously too lenient.

The dunmer deserved red mountain's eruption and worse.

I mean, he had a lot of names. I bet people used to call him Pelin-RIPANDFUCKINGTEARFORREMAN-el at some point

Pelinal was the closest thing you'll see to high fantasy terminator you'll ever see. His chest was an empty hole with a crimson gem pulsating (which is the symbol on his armor in oblivion) carried a beam of killing light on his arm, went on murderous berserker rages everytime he got mad. He shouted praise to Reman Cyrodiil centuries before he was born and everyone who tried to learn anything about these weird shenanigans died asphyxiated by moths.

The only shit houses are Indoril for sucking Tribunal spear and Hlaalu for being faggots in general.
Hai Resdaynia Great House Redoran is best House

>implying Wulfharth isn't the Nordest Nord to ever exist

Talos exists. Tiber Septim is 100% lies though

>gets assblasted by the greybeards
>twice
Ysgramor is the Nordest Nord

Believes the Arcturian Heresy.
Expects to be taken seriously.

Pick one.

>everyone who tried to learn anything about these weird shenanigans died asphyxiated by moths
Wait really? Been a while since I read the books about him

They are chill, it's not their fault that the altmer wrecked their shit and took over valenwood

lizards best race desu

>They are chill
>wild hunt
>cannibalism
>camoran
>attacking the cat capital

I would like them if they weren't Hist slaves

But argonians and the hist are one and the same, user

>start an OP with Altmer women

Welp, time to start a new Nord (male) character and go impregnate every Altmer woman I see.

Well if the Hist wants to consider a rock as Hist they can so technically you are correct

>implying khajiits don't fight wars themselves
>the Bosmer are not proud of their ability [the wild hunt] and are unwilling to discuss the Hunt at great length
en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Wild_Hunt
>cannibalism is one part ritual, one part stopping necromancers in their tracks, or as revenge as shown in a dance in fire
they really haven't done much to actually be hated, they're very underused as far as TES races go
people don't like them because of the 'muh elves' meme or people think they're carbon copies of the generic tree hugging elves.

You could be a living rock and yet if you lick the tree enough times you'd become a lizard

Ascended Sleepers have the largest non-god souls in vanilla If I remember correctly.

They;'re fucking cannibals who have a zealot suicide pact with some bullshit god to never invent the wheel and eat people or else they turn into shoggoths.

Are they unique or they respawn?

I mean, if you didn't want to be a shoggoth anymore and a nice god gave you the opportunity to NOT be a fucking shoggoth, wouldn't you agree to it? All you have to do is not eat or chop down the shit in valenwood
though there were some who didn't agree, but hey didn't have much choice

Nords have the voice
Redguards have sword singing
Bosmer have the ultimate chimpout as their claim to fame.

Mer are truly the worst.

What to enchant it with

I think so, might be wrong.

I don't think licking Sap turns you into lizards. I'm not even sure what the exact effects are since the Hist can make like 1365926387696 shitzillion different versions of lizards

How does it feel to have insured that the aldmeris will dominate Tamriel, stormniggers?

i mean, plus, they love lorkhan for being the best trickster in existence, you can't exactly compare them with altmer

They don't even want to do that

>live in a horrifying death swamp, lethal to all other races
>during oblivion crisis, not only did daedra invaders get immediately ganked but so many fucking lizardmen invaded Mehrunes Dagon's plane he closed the portals
>former slavers get blown the fuck out by their shitty mountain, claim the clay our ancestors toiled on and set them to work on it instead
>Thalmor don't even want to try fucking with Black Marsh
>get to peace out all day with magic psychedelic tree beings from beyond time
Who /coldbloodedkilla/ here

gay, nords best, elves must die

Is there even anything that can kill the Hist
Are the Hist FUCKING INVINCIBLE?

drain fatigue on self

disintegrate weapon on self

Correct. What they actually want is to destroy Tamriel, if not all of Aetherius. Whether this is better or worse than domination, I'm not sure.

Victories like Hammerfell and Cyrodil nearly cripple the AD.
Have lost the element of surprise.
Fucked on that front.

If you go with the fanfic version of events Tiber achieved CHIM so they are fucked there as well.

Being an Altmer is suffering.
Doomed to be mankinds bitch until the next Kalpa.

They want to end Mundus. They want to go back to go back to pre-Creation so they can like the et'Ada again

can be like*
Not sure if their plan will even work. Also don't see the appeal of being not-gods floating around in space

They start out as lizards, and licking turns them humanoid iirc.

They can already start as humanoid, the Hist determines their appearance

ok

thatta boy

OFFICIAL RANKING

High Tier: Dunmer, Argonian
Mid Tier: Nord, Redguard,
Meh Tier: Khajiit, Breton
KYS Tier: Altmer, Bosmer, Imperial
Literally Who? Tier: Orcs

>black people aren't from this planet
What DID Todd mean by this?

you mean
>what did kirkbride mean by this

>Thinking the heroes are the crippled descendants of lesser gods instead of the race that was born into the world the strongest of the cripple's ancestors all but sacrificed themselves to create.
Nobody is this genre-blind unless they are projecting Sup Forumsshit of some sort.

Gee it's almost like their idea of what constitutes an effective weapon is shaped by what is efficient at killing them. How can humans be the masters of guns when they are so weak to bullets?

Not even sure actually. The books that mention it are "The Monomyth" and "Varieties of Faith in the Empire". I don't know who wrote those

It's pretty funny that the Thalmor are compared to nazis and considered evil, when historically it has been humans who've committed genocide against elves. The first Empire once the Alessian Order took over literally had an Ayleid holocaust.

>b-but muh whitestrake

They're compared to Nazis because of the master race stuff

>wood elves are fine

It's just how normies rationalize the lore. Most don't know what their end game is.

they're ugly as shit though.

>lore states that bosmer have the most beautiful womyn in tamriel
>they all look like shit anyways in the game
what in the fuck bethesda

>imperial
>kys tier
Spot the triggered Redoran

The Ayelid who enslaved and tortured the mannish races?
They had it coming.

Mer are the troublemakers in TES more often than not.

Is there a single example in TES where the elves weren't the ones fucking shit up?

mad man

>slaver scum
>decent

Uh, yes?

I didnt pay to much attention in skyrim didnt even beat it actually. Arent the talmor trying to destroy nirn by waking it up or some other some such.

Altmer women love to get fucked by big redguard cock.

>How can humans be the masters of guns when they are so weak to bullets
Kevlar

see

>Akatosh Tier: Colovians

lmao Butter elves couldn't even subdue Tamrielic Somalia after 8 years of straight fighting.

>Akatosh Tier
absolute madmen?

Whats everyones favorite bit of crazy lore? My fav is the engineering god
>Tricked into making machine by another god
>Realizes it about 85% done
>Says fuck you to everyone I dont wanna live in this universe anymore
>Proceeds to literately walk out of the universe leaving a gaping hole in it
>This is were all magicka enters from.

Pelinal, as always. A fucking time-traveling insane gay cyborg in a mission to genocide all elves. It's so fucking cool.
Also space lore and Reman in general

Constant Effect: Resist Magicka

People seem to be under the impression TES elves are Tolkiens wise benevolent type.

They could not be more wrong.
TES elves are a problem to be solved.

>Wanders into Elsweyr
>Starts slaughtering the kajit
>Realize that they have fur and therefor arent elves and just leaves
What an absolute badass.

Anyone have that image of all the Elder Scrolls races claiming that they're altmer? In the style of those images where countries claim they're white?

The lunar lattice.

Everyone, roll 1d16 to see what subspecies you are!
en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Khajiit#Morphology

>High Tier: Dunmer, Argonian
>Mid Tier: Nord, Redguard,
>Meh Tier: Khajiit, Imperial, Orc
>KYS Tier: Altmer, Bosmer, Breton
Ftfy

So I was wondering, if you use that magic shield spell thing would it block enchantments? I mean, they are basically spells/magic bound to a weapon. An actual blade, for example, would get through the ward, but would the enchantment be blocked?
I sure as hell don't feel like bothering to check this in-game and besides: gameplay =/= lore