Mario is for hipsters who think they're cool for picking the most boring choice that no one picks

Mario is for hipsters who think they're cool for picking the most boring choice that no one picks
Luigi is for literal children
Princess is for faggots and casuals
Toad is for patricians

Picking Mario is so basic it's become contrarian again? What the fuck?

It's weird how Mario is the one character you never wanna use in SMB2.

Think, who the fuck picks Mario in Mario Kart? Nobody. Same situation.

Toad is literally the contrarian pick you cuck

>Be Toad
>Swole as fuck
>Runs fast and picks shit up as fast as picking up ladies
>Chest always exposed to impose on faggot egg-spitting dinosaurs wishing they can be a man again
>Is main contributor #1

The funny thing is that picking anything other than Mario makes you a tryhard contrarian.

Isn't Toad exactly the same as Mario, but picks things up faster or something?

>Manlets.
>Swole.
kek.

Princess Toadstool is not a contrarian choice. Her dress float is a straight upgrade.

He has a lower jump, which makes him the tightest and most efficient character if you're not trash.

Mario is for kids.
Luigi is for douchebags.
Peach is for tryhards.
Toad is for neckbeards.

Why couldn't they give Mario a special trait like the rest of them? It would be like buying an iPod instead of an iPhone.

>Toad is for patricians
AKA manlet needs his self-insert

They can be swole. But nothing redeems the fact that they're manlets

Did you guys know this game is actually a rom hack of a differemt japanese game called donkey kong picnic?

Toad's main thing is he runs super fast if he's carrying something.
It's a stage by stage basis, but that obviously makes Toad favourable for speedruns.

wtf i hate smb2 now

>not picking Mario for dem balanced stats

Luigi is objectively the most fun

Also, fun fact: The original Donkey King Panic was later released on Super Mario All Stars as Super Mario American: The Lost Levels.

mario for regular stats, starters pick
luigi for weird and high jump, the safe pick
peach can levitate, the waifu
toad, the fastest and cool guy, best option so far

Toad is obviously best choice
Everyone else is a casual filter

>casual filter
>when it's easier for a first time player to beat the game with them
it's a casual enabler

>playing the bastardized american version

>being a weeaboo
the american version is better in every way, it's not just a skin, they made changes to make the game better, like adding a run button and the ability to change characters between levels.

>t. Casual

Playing SMB2 in the first place is the contrarian choice...

Toad is the only one that doesn't jump like a faggot. You think you have an advantage picking Luigi or princess but you easily fuck yourself.