Is Bowser cool?

Is Bowser cool?

no, because he's canonically gay as established in mario 64, and gays arent cool

Yeah.

This will be a porn thread in 5 minutes

He's not so bad to be honest.
They keep changing his personality and tone, but I guess most gamers aren't autistic enough to stick around with the series long enough to notice the changes.

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But why? I don't want subhumans fucking up the thread, I just want to talk about how cool Bowser is. He's a dragon turtle for fucks sake.

who /bowser main/ in smash 4? at my recent local I just shield broke a charizard and beat him while bowser

i wish he was my dad

id like to stuff him with food until he;s full . lol

No, cuckolds aren't cool

He's alright, I like how versatile he is as a villain

Pretty much a joke at this point. Nobody can or will, ever take him seriously anymore.

I pocket him and Charizard

Yes

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He's a lot of things.

Dumb cuckhold posters.
Everyone that's not a brainlet knows the Mario games are stageshows put on by Mario and Bowser as a sort of group therapy to help with their relationship problems.

a sexy dragon turtle

Okay look, the only thing I hate about fetishes is when it's on DeviantArt and not websites made for it, but you're a faggot.

Not since Mario 3, to be honest.

I still like him. He doesn't have to be that cool.

He's my husband.

This, plus bowser's overall design is iconic and eyecatching while being fitting for the tone and type of games he's in. He's a nearly perfectly designed villain that has been given a fun personality over time instead of something boringly serious that never mixes it up.

I'd go golfing with him

He's cool enough that he's getting his own game soon, so yeah.