>numerous PR people working for Sega have made fun of him over the years
>a thinly veiled pastiche of him actually made it to air in the Sonic Boom cartoon series
How long until they actually go all the way and put Chris in a Sonic game?
Numerous PR people working for Sega have made fun of him over the years
Brayden Wright
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Wyatt Peterson
>pic
why did he do this
Kevin James
He thinks semen is limited
Christopher Cox
To recycle his sperm
Evan Thomas
He recycles his semen because he doesn't want to run out of sperm.
Jordan Watson
What the fuck
Robert Reed
I think it's because cumming and throwing the semen away is seen as wasteful, at least in some christian circles. There was even a song saying that the load you blew could've been a doctor or a lawyer or something.
Adam Baker
William Green
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Christopher Clark
given some of his other adventures that's almost disappointing
Joseph Ross
Actual seminary grad here. No Christian sect or denomination (fringe or mainstream) believes that about sperm, to my knowledge. Chris is just that retarded.
Eli Richardson
you mean "every sperm is sacred"? that's monty python lol
Nathaniel Bell
chris is a big fan of monty python, what a coincidence
Adam Thomas
Aiden Torres
He drinks his own semen now? I thought he had hit rock bottom but he just keeps on going.
Angel Taylor
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if he thought Holy Grail was historical fact
Joseph Gray
>You know what i like?
>CAKE!
Carson Cruz
>now
Jaxson Wilson
He hasn't done it for years. Right now, as outlined in , he's been freezing his semen in the kitchen freezer so as to impregnate himself with his own daughter when his taint wound "vagina" is fully formed.
Gavin Brown
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Parker Evans
But thats not how that shit works since he got no uterus
Josiah Parker
I see. I don't follow him that closely and these threads do get deleted pretty fast so I'm not very up to date with him.
Has he said anything about Sonic Mania?
Ethan Martinez
Tell him that
Jaxson Williams
I wonder if anyone has actually tried telling him that. Or pretended to be a doctor and gave him fake medical advice telling him his ideas were correct and what he wanted to hear to see how much crazy shit he could talk Chris into.
Ethan Hughes
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