Guys, I need more money now

>Guys, I need more money now
>patreon is the only thing funding my christmas because Santa doesn't exist
>just give more money guys right now
>anyways, onto the video
>this week's DSP tries it food review is funded by my patreon supporters
>thanks guys, we still need more money though
*takes a bite*
>this 10 lb burger tastes like shit
>literally no flavor
*pulls out cup of melted butter*
>maybe this will make this fucking gross burger taste better
*slathers entire burger in butter*
*takes a bite*
>this is good
>anyways, guys please donate to my patre-
>what?!
>I never failed the mission
>how was I supposed to know the game was going to give me a heart attack?
>fucking God dude

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lel

So how hard has he been hit by the ad situation?

pretty fucking hard

away with you pig, your khan tent is stale and boring. try being a gay hooker like op

If you listen to him for more than 2 minutes he will tell you at length. And then start talking about how youtube doesn't have street smarts like him

How close is he from killing himself?

maybe soon if someone keeps reminding him that his ex fiance left him to get fucked by black mans with far bigger dicks that his

I think DSP is still angry at losing custody of his daughter and blames her for everything

>i appreciate bits but i don't get those for 2 months!
>2 months passes
>i'm broke guys!

At least this guy streams regularly and interacts with his fans, unlike Spoony who pocketed the patreonbux and released nothing for the past few months.

He has 2 modes of interation.
>Say thanks for the money, dummy
and
>Fuck this hater in my chat, someone ban him before I do
There is no middle ground

I love how he has the same 3 talking points everytime.

>it's YouTube fault cause they couldn't find ads for my low view videos
YouTube doesn't owe him ad money at all

>YouTube doesn't know what they're doing and doesn't know how to fix anything cause it's all automated
A straight up untruth

>it's illegal for YouTube to limit or take ad money from me on their platform
Blatantly false it's their platform they're under no obligation to pay anything ever

hes lost it since leanna left
youtu.be/RHCdAdfWXm8?t=26s

i legit wanna know why any one would give any e-celebs money?
i bet the same people pirate games then complain about the subscription price of Netflix

poor guy, where did his daughter go?

literally morons

she figured out her dad was a massive piece of shit waste of space and she left him before he could drag her down with him

She saw the writing on the wall and go the hell outta there.

OH CAMAHHHN NOTHINGS MY FAULT


FUCK ATLUS

i know that but there has to be more to it.
i understand giving money to say LGR because his stuff is kinda cool.
but every one hates DSP so why are people still giving him money?

Legit retards. Pateron should ban people who are LPers, shit is not even creative.

Not everyone. He has a very small very loyal base that donate out of pity out of his begging

it has to be kids that have fooled their parents into letting them use credit cards

Hes gonna rot away slowly like leannas garden.

youtube.com/watch?v=0cdKC8Oi8tg

>no snorts
You had one job.

>that image
very odd coincidence.

Why doesn't he just....get a job, instead of begging on YT?

Because he can (or could) get more money by begging and playing games all day than he would in your average wageslave job

he's a lolcow. Wouldn't be surprised if half his donors are kiwifarm regulars, likw how they pay chrischan to keep making sonichu shit.

Because he's got nothing he can put on his resume.

>send your resume to a company
>work experience: barely-successful youtuber and fulltime patreon beggar
>Thank you very much for your application but on this occasion you have not been successful. Your experience does not meet the requirements we are looking for. We wish you every success in the future!

he has a 10 year gap in employment where he can only say I played videogames and lived off of handouts.

Spoony is still around? If you fall for giving him money, you kinda deserve to lose it honestly.

WWE Network
Amazon Prime
Netflix
...and Brazzers

There's absolutely no reason to have this thread here.

>>Thank you very much for your application but on this occasion you have not been successful. Your experience does not meet the requirements we are looking for. We wish you every success in the future!

That hurts user.

it's related to vidya james though.

>failed the mission
when dsp dies, the world is going to slow down and say WASTED

He'd only be able to get a shitty minimum wage job and if potential employers searched his name they'd want nothing to do with him.