Turrent

>turrent

But that's wrong, you fucking retard.

What other mispronunciations befuddle you?

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plummel

labtop

People on Sup Forums using "it's" when they mean to use "its" bothers me more than it should

meelee

merry-oh

Cannon and canon. I don't talk to people IRL so all my annoyances are text based ones.

''Inception'' doesn't mean ''a thing inside another thing''.

thats a cute spider

is it meant to be turret or torrent?

melly

"metroid" when it's metriod. It really skeeves my jeeves

grrnade/gurrnade

People using it in place of "turret."

people who say "needs fixed" drive me up the fucking wall

samurye

people who sound out oh-em-gee or el-oh-el are the absolute worst

It's worse when spoken audibly for me.

>Amerifats

Plaaza and Plahza
Which one is right, i used to say plaaza until i played Half life 2 and barney said Plahza

"rouge" instead of "rogue"

"this" instead of "these"

>confusing america and canada

I'm not even sure what plaaza is supposed to sound like.

Duel instead of Dual.

people who can't differentiate between "lose" and "loose"

fixed

>pronouncing Lieutenant "leftenant"

How does it even make sense ?

Heres a picture of a cute spider i took back in june

Either works really but maybe make an effort to stick to one pronunciation yourself

Not him but I think he's stuck between
>plaza as in 'rhymes with naw or gnaw'
>plaza as in 'rhymes with blah or 'slaw'

To be fair, not everyone is a native english speaker and the doubling up of the apostrophe to indicate both contraction and possession can get confusing when talking about words like "it" and "who".

>>plaza as in 'rhymes with naw or gnaw'
>>plaza as in 'rhymes with blah or 'slaw'

I don't get it.

I know a guy who swore to god it was pronounced "Mill-ee"

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you must be an americuck then

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I just don't see why we don't use apostrophes for both. Its not like we can't use simple context to understand it's use.

I heard it's due to the early days of the printing press using the "v" shape to indicate both the letter v and the letter u. So people would see "lievtenant" and assume it's pronounced "levtenant" which gradually became "leftenant" and that just stuck for some reason in England.

I'm pretty sure both are fine.

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dumb americans, it's called a bracket

Fair enough. I forget that Sup Forums has lots of ESL posters. I'm shouldn't fault them for the more nuanced grammar in English

Unless you've heard or been told the proper pronunciation, there's plenty of borrowed words in the English language that don't read as they look.
>roommate hears me call him "des car tess"
>"you mean deh car?"
Like, how the fuck would you know if you didn't speak French natively or heard someone else say it before you

hyperbole
hyper bowl

both are wrong
it's "deh cart"

You pronounce the t, silly

Day cart

Yeah, picking up words from text-only is a motherfucker.

Bonus points if you mispronounce the word and nobody bothers to correct you, possibly for years.

nukular

my friend, and yours too.

benoit
benoyt

>blood
>blued

When I hear it, it's most often spoken by Britons, I just excuse it as another strange way they behave.

People that pronounce nes and snes as words rather than initials

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another buttmad american

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D E F I A N T L Y

"specially"

diamond dozen

You going to start writing "hi's" and "mine's" too? No? Then stop deliberately fucking up the rest of the personal possessive pronouns.

The way brits put random fucking R's at the end of words
>I need to go by a new sofa-r

Where the heck does "his" come from anyways. "him's" and "her's" would make more sense.

THIS HOLY SHIT
and the way they pronounce H as "Haych"

That's just caused by their fucked up teeth.

Medicore
Solider

Not really a pronunciation thing as it's a southern accent... But when people here go to say stuff like "feel" or "deal" it comes out more like "fell" and "dell".

>doubles advocate
>could care less
>irregardless
>aych

Calling sniper rifle a "sniper".

Using "then" instead of "than"

Using "how" instead of "what"

It depends on the brit, here it's said
"So-Fah"

There's more accents in britian than burgers in america

Oh, metriod. I cannot wait to play metriod. Do you know what my favourite thing to do is in metriod? I love blasting balls with metriod. Blasting balls with metriod is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing as a federation trooper. I understand why all the kids are playing this franchise these days. It's because they like to blast balls with metriod prime federation force for the nintendo 3ds. I also like to blast balls with metriod prime federation force for the 3ds. It's the most amount of fun you can possibly have. What is the point of metri-

is dis nigga high

>calling your character a "toon"

I thought brits tend to shove r's into the middle of sentences, not the ends.

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>Using "how" instead of "what"
Example?

It's a doggy dog world

I can't really commit to a whole lot of pronunciations
Schedule, gif, and .
I flip flop between pronunciations at random.

When I was a kid I always misread the word "Initial" and to this day in my head I hear it as In-it-ale.

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>stunt
You character can't move and doesn't respond, it's stunned.

saying "leave me alone" instead of "fuck me hard tonight daddy"

How americans say "twat"
drives me up the wall.

>would of
Die

This one really gets me

95% of pokemon names
>arkeus
>rayquayza
>byedoof
>deeoxzees
>entai

>not pronouncing the "a" in Gyarados

>tfw I don't pronounce the y

>random click on some YouTuber out of boredom for a shitty game
>British accent
>pronounces L's and R's like W's

I have run into this way too many times with different people. Is this what inbreeding does to people?

>To be fair, not everyone is a native english speaker
Rarely do the non-native speakers make this mistake, though. It's phoneposting that's making it common here.

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>watching YouTube video
>narrator has a godawful Brit accent
Drives me up the wall. Almost as bad as those southern drawls in the US.

>watching video
>guy has speech impediment and can't pronounce R
>tells us waskaly wabbits to turn on closed captions

I can't be assed to find one when I try but it drives me up the wall.

Maybe we're landing on the same guy

thats another cute spider

youre mum beffudles me ;)

"I'm going to itch this itch" instead of "I'm going to scratch this itch".

>maynga

"This is how (thing) looks like"

When it should be

"This is what (thing) looks like"

>begs the question

that's not what "begging the question" means you fucking faglords.

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moron.

>for all intensive purposes...