Hey guys do you what to play 'Literally Who' the racing game with me?
Hey guys do you what to play 'Literally Who' the racing game with me?
Adam White
Henry Ross
>no undertales
What the fuck were they thinking?
Brody Bailey
I only know the wakkamelee guy
Chase Reed
The same logic of not having shovel knight in it.
Carter Harris
Not having that fucking cancer involved with them.
Good call.
Xavier Morgan
I literally know nothing but the cat from Freedom Planet, who isn't even the main character
Eli Taylor
>no Super Meat Boy
Ethan Perez
How is Shovel Knight not in it? Shovel Knight is in god damn anything possible.
Cooper Davis
>different pixel sizes
>different artstyles
>different amount of details
>no undertale
>no Super Meat Boy
>no Shovel Knight
>literally who characters
What the fuck is this shit?
Robert Hernandez
Man the difference in pixels and artstyle really is horrendous.
Dylan Myers
A thing in early access on steam
youtube.com
Wyatt Moore
>make an indie racer
>add literally zero recognizable indies
What the actual fuck
Jonathan Harris
How the fuck do practically none of us autists recognize almost none of these characters, that's how I know they went too indie
Eli Gonzalez
i recognize duck game duck
Easton Price
Fuck I really need to play More of that
John Clark
Why the fuck does that game has a inconsistent and clashing artstyle?
Wyatt Bell
>it's real
Elijah Harris
>Shovel Knight not shoehorned into this somehow
I'm honestly impressed
Hudson Carter
What, did you expect Serius Sam, Jacket, Super Meat Boy, Quote or a cock from Genital Jousting in it?
Grayson Young
you guys do realize this was made by a bunch of amateaurs most likely and the creators of shove knight chose not to go in there to fuck up their name with this meme garbage
Asher Allen
If they got a few more recognizable guys like Juan and Carol, Yacht Club might have actually agreed
David Richardson
Why not call it Super San Fran Circle Jerkcuit?
Grayson Flores
I literally can only recognize the guacamelee guy and fuckall else. How do you make worse picks than this and why the fuck are some characters drawn in wildly different pixel counts?
Aaron Scott
holy fuck can you scrape the bottom of the barrel harder than this? this is an insult to guacamelee
Isaiah Ward
Sued by Nintendo in 3... 2... 1...
James Barnes
Well, they could've added Digital Homicide chars, made Super Early Access Racers or Unity Asset Store Allstars.
Josiah Bennett
jesus christ that music is awful
Andrew Moore
shovel knight is even in my ex wife
Brayden Fisher
There's like the guacameme dude in the back, right?
Jayden Jones
That frame rate is atrocious.
Wyatt Brown
I only know the guy from Guacamelee.
What the fuck even is that thing in the bottom left?
Jason Jones
The indie scene is a sour grapes crab bucket much like Sup Forums
If you "make it" you aren't really indie anymore and can fuck right off
Ayden Roberts
>that wolf thing in the left
If I was ever going to buy this heap of shit it would've been dropped by now. Furries don't need any more money.
Sebastian Thompson
What wolf thing in the left?
Landon Reyes
You mean that gray thing?
Austin Cox
look at all these characters i don't know or give a fuck about and carol
Anthony Hernandez
Took me a while, but isn't that green guy in the middle from Freedom Planet?
Christian Murphy
Yeah, it's Carol Tea.
Evan Sanchez
>no Super Meat Boy
>no Shantae
>no Shovel Knight
>no Isaac
>no Frisk/Chara
>no FNAF
>no Octodad
>no Mighty No. 9
>no Yooka-Laylee
>no Fez
>no Castle Crashers
Except for Guacamelee and Freedom Planet, it's literally the bottom of the barrel Newgrounds-tier garbage
Logan Thompson
I see the Guacamelee guy, Duck from Duck Game, and the girl from CrossCode.
not a single fucking clue who any of the others are.
Gabriel Lopez
what triggers me the most is that the developers fuck up the pixel ratio, the boxart and pic related says enough.
Its all about resolution, not about
>oh if we pixelize this its retro
fuck off
sage
Julian Ross
>no Shovel Knight
>Shovel Knight is the village bike of Indies that gets cameos in everything
Wow!
Bentley Rogers
>No Shovel Knight
Thank God. I fucking love Shovel Knght but Yacht Club needs to tone down the crossovers.
Carson Diaz
What is this garbage?
Henry Jackson
Lets see here:
>Toto Temple Deluxe
>Positive (13 reviews)
>Release Date: Sep 29, 2015
>thank you juicybeast for giving me this game for free at pax east a couple years back. I couldn't leave the booth while I was there
>Whispering Willows
>Release Date: Jul 9, 2014
>Won "Most Immersive" at the Ouya Game Jam in 2013
>it has the gall to ask $5 for this - store.steampowered.com
>Canabalt
>kongregate.com
>it's a fucking Kongregate game, i.e. something that was probably made for Gamestopbux back when it came out in fucking 2009
>Fist Of Awesome
>can tell it's memebait just from the name
>"FIST OF AWESOME asks the eternal question "what would happen if bears took over the world?" and answers it with the epic tale of a lumberjack travelling through time punching bears in the face to save humanity"
And that's just the first four, Crosscode, ROM, Duck Game, and Freedom Planet are the only respectable/semi-respectable ones here, and they still lack the star power to attract the likes of FNAF, Undertale, Meat Boy, etc., especially since those three are already used to actual money from proper licensing