Pitch a vidya featuring these two

Pitch a vidya featuring these two

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youtube.com/watch?v=MF-YeWnIJfU
youtube.com/watch?v=gcF-krOaHsY
youtube.com/watch?v=rRfCpQx_FDE
cvpcs.asu.edu/sites/default/files/content/projects/PQ article.pdf
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Hes a big guy

grand theft auto

Co-op True Crime game.

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Kill Whitey 2: The Revenge

>Banjo-Kazooie

For yuo

Zootopia the videogame

Rape sim.
I'd post the webm with the blonde cop if I remembered where I saved it

Zootopia Online

Banjo-Kazooie but with guns and beating minorities.

And arresting nurses for not violating HIPPA laws

its a buddy cop thing where you have to explore dangerous victorian locales and talk to people/find clues
it takes heavy inspiration from pic related in that she can fit lots of places he can't to unlock doors, discover hints in rooms that he can't fit in and so on.
he specializes in combat obviously and can throw her into hard to reach places

The Terminator.

puzzle game featuring man who's slightly too large to fit through holes and woman who's slightly to small to reach over ledges

>current day LOTR-like riot suppressing and fort holding after revolution
>'toss me officer Hightower'

Someone explain to me why women are allowed to do this kind of work?

because it's 2017

Because Police has more duties than beating up or shooting minorities?

Why is Sup Forums always complaining about cops, anyway?

Yeah, somebody has to file the reports on those beatings and shootings.

Turns out one of the few things where men and women are generally equally proficient is firing a gun.

What did he mean by this?

Girls can be strong just like guys can be weak betas, just look at yourself

lel

Milo and Stitch

>full grown man standing next to a 12 year old

what in the hell is this?

>Girls can look strong
FTFY, my man. I guarantee the average guy could easily kick her ass.

Do you understand how seldom a police officer is in a position where they must actually overpower an assailant? They have tazers, guns, and pepper spray for a reason, user.

giving out as many tickets as possible to make your monthly bonus and being an asshole to people calling due to neighbor noise disturbance doesn't require big muscles

i promise you the girl in that image could kick your ass 20 times over without breaking a sweat

They can be used to talk to other women for domestic violence cases or rape or things like that.

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>i promise
Stopped reading there, whatever you say next is probably retarded and not worth my time.

not you tho lmfao

>the average guy
I guess you haven't passed highschool English because if you had any reading comprehension you might have realized I'm not talking about the average man or woman I'm talking about extreme cases like this one where I'm sure she could beat your specific beat ass.

*blocks your path*

youtube.com/watch?v=MF-YeWnIJfU

alright but when she is kicking your ass dont cry about it

No, I probably could since I'm not a leftist stick like you.

You do realise these women don't work alone and are always paired with someone strong?

>tazers, guns, and pepper spray

Recent studies have shown tasers have a high failure rate, they're basically useless in a lot of cases.

Some subjects are impervious to OC Spray, and OC spray is an absolute bitch when you have to go hands on because it gets all over you.

Officers can only draw guns when they can articulate WHY they need to. A big drunk guy making a scene is no reason to draw a gun on anyone

>Ausfailia

Wow, you're actually retarded.

LA Noire slash Yakuza cop sim

You pick one character, your partner gets offed by some mobsters and you spent the game tracking them down
In your quest for revenge you have the option to be good or corrupt in side missions
If you become too corrupt, you get fired and lose access to some gameplay features but gain others, if good you get promoted with similar results
At the end your partner will turn out not to be dead and will judge you on your actions

See
Also
>video from the 90s
Fucking kek

>Tassie

youtube.com/watch?v=gcF-krOaHsY

thats not a women that is a,sad and very deranged manchild who is hosed when his mother dies

>6' vs 5'11"

>It devolves into another Sup Forums thread

Fuck you guys.

Imagine that cutie on the right trying to arrest you, she'd just be shrilly yelping and pleading for your surrender as you effortlessly overpower her tiny body

>It doesn't count because um.... reasons! haha I sure showed him

Literally this

And you probably weigh 105lbs either that or a big fatty haha have trouble carrying the groceries up the stairs?

Can you turn down that projector? It's a bit bright

None of that matters since officers still rarely use physical force. Look at murrica and how trigger happy officers are on blacks.

>imagine the drugs available now to women because of science

In Australia they just shoot you, even if you're holding a knife to yourself

>studies from the 90s should be considered accurate when there's probably hundreds of similar studies done in the years that have come that you could have used
Nah

nah we have elevators m8

Because men get bonus to STR while women get a bonus to CHA.
Who teh fuck would build a party of nothing but DPSs?

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youtube.com/watch?v=rRfCpQx_FDE
>It's from 2007 so it doesn't count!

CURRENT YEAR

Men wouldn't typically. A woman has no other alternative. This is why only men should be police, women can't and shouldn't be expected to physically compete with a man, especially when incompetence means death.

Banjo-Kazooie meets Ape Escape

This unlikely duo teams up and puts their unique skills to work as they clean up crime and capture criminals

THIS.

Normies don't realize how many people in the world do steorids. Your favourite action star? Definitely does steroids. That ripped guy in the open your watching? Steroids. "Clean" bodybuilders/Olympians? Just off their cycle either they used to or they will again.

so they just rely on a big strong man to do the job
sasuga women

okay so show these studies then? so far i have shown a video with hard evidence and you have said a bunch of words with nothing to back them up

>That ripped guy in the open your watching
bit gay lad

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>anecdotal evidence
Man you must get shit grades in college, if you ever made it that far

>Easy mode
>Hard mode

Big cop is possessed by some sort of trans-dimensional demon and murders the entire town. Little cop wakes up in jail with a few others and has to figure out wtf happened. Basically Stephen King's Desperation but as a surreal action/adventure/whodunit game.

not gay if just mirin'

>Recent studies have shown tasers have a high failure rate, they're basically useless in a lot of cases.
15% failure rate
cvpcs.asu.edu/sites/default/files/content/projects/PQ article.pdf

>Some subjects are impervious to OC Spray, and OC spray is an absolute bitch when you have to go hands on because it gets all over you.
Nobody is "impervious" to pepper spray that's fucking retarded. It will incapacitate 95% of people and the rest will still be fucked up and easy to manage.

>Officers can only draw guns when they can articulate WHY they need to. A big drunk guy making a scene is no reason to draw a gun on anyone
Like if the previous two methods fail to stop someone from aggressing? It just seems like you don't want women to be LEOs and you are just stretching facts to fit your personal desires.

Porn. Fucking new phone with untrained autocorrect is awful.
>inb4 phone poster
Fuck off in comfy in bed.

If you're too lazy to look through that article.

>Look at murrica and how trigger happy officers are on blacks.
but is it only blacks tho? why dont we hear latinos and asians being gunned down?

I would pay good money to see them fuck.

Because Latinos are white.

cuz dey wuzn't kangz ya feel me nigga?

No joke I would love to see a GTA from a cop's point of view. Actually I just want side missions like GTAIV's where you access the patrol car computer. Also helicopter missions (I miss Sim Copter)

They look like yuro cops and the duty of a yuro cop is to give speeding tickets and go knock on doors when neighbours complain about loud noises.

Came here for this.

u mirin brah?

Bob and Lisa: graveyard shift
(Involves them fucking in the police car at night and him splitting her in two with his cock)

>yuro cops
Uh, lad, Queensland isn't a nickname for the UK

>Some subjects are impervious to OC Spray,
Have you ever been hit by the spray? Honest question, because it sounds like you literally have no idea what you're talking about.

imagine having to babysit a fucking woman on the beat while knowing she gets the same pay as you

What does it feel like, anyway?

Same, and im not even into voyeur. Its exciting seeing a big guy fuck a small lady.

You can't go into everything with a
>but they're le girls :(
mindset. There were people exactly like you back when women were just starting to become nurses. Besides, being a cop really isn't a very physically demanding occupation. They rarely have to actually chase some fuck down.

> Look at murrica and how trigger happy officers are on blacks.
Yeah, I wonder who is to blame for that phenomena

You know the sad part of this image? The tall cop is probably the most chill person you ever meet, and a very professional cop.

There is no denying that woman joined to compensate for her height. She's probably the rudest, meanest bitch you've ever met who screams and yells like a retarded banshee while on-duty.

fuck off back to Sup Forums sexist

But nurses are a womans job retard, and always have been. Its a womans job to take care of a man. Its breastfeeding in a metaphorical sense.

Like literally burning. You'll only be standing if you're completely drugged out but even then you still feel it.

Fuck off back to tumblr, pinterest, or facebook you generic roastie.

That shit was hilarious how fast he went from hardass to writhing in pain