Paladins

Do Sup Forums play Paladins?

BRRRRAAAAAAPPPP

got it last nite
constantly topping the scorebaord with kills AND damage......
still lose cause team cant do shit

you know you're playing with bots until you get past a certain account level, right?

im lvl 14

the first 3 games were bots

zzZz

WAKE UP YOU WHORE

I don't think he'd lose against bots

You'd be surprised

I want to impregnate the elf

It's a really fun and addictive game, except when the matchmaking fucks up and puts you against aim pre-mades. I guess all hero shooters have this problem though.

It's kind of unavoidable in any team-based game really. If it ever becomes a dire problem then it's good to just hook up with other people to play.

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Bots are tough as nail if you don't have enough dps, man.

Well that sucks.
I don't play against bots much.
I just played the sniper through my bot matches to level 5 without knowing i was playing against bots

Clean my gear filthy peasant!

>Lick her equipment with my pathetic tongue

>let her step all over my unworthy body and use me as a human toilet

Heard it was better than Overwatch, tried it
>It actually is
I only bought bomb king with my free coins tho.

the numbers of submissive man, no wait, of submissive sissy is fucking impressive here in Sup Forums. It's pathetic desu.

i haven't played for a while what is with the bitch with the machinegun? Does she just randomly go invincible or something. shit was pissing me off

I wasted my first lot of coins on Androxus. Surprised the cover hero is so bad. Skye is a million times better.

Git gud

Heck no

Finishing my last placement match now.

idk if they fixed him in the last year but that guy would like 2-3 shot heroes and could literally fucking fly not to mention his 1 shot ult you cant dodge because its a 10foot radius nuke. shit was broken af

Its a cycle man. Some get out of it, some don't. At one point after my ex broke up with me and moved out I spent all day in a wig and dressed like a whore. Got over it.

Why is ying such a fucking slut?

Pointy ears and paizuri clothes.

the way she says her name is funny

Did they changed Ruckus right click? Fuck hirez man/

I want Seris to choke me with her GODLY thighs'

If you decide to buy the founders pack you get the gold you've spend on champs refunded tho

5 to go here. Ranked is pretty damn fun actually.

I have a love hate relationship with Paladins, you're either given the worst team or the best team, there's never really that "holy shit anyone could win" moment.

also I like Inara but can't play her much because she deals nearly no damage and is only good for sitting on the points/defending everything, but that doesn't matter much when your support is playing DPS and your sniper, drogoz and whatever the hell you have as your third are always dead to that one bouncy Maeve who you can solo kill with rocks.

Skye is the worst flanker in the game and has been since forever.

Inara deals good damage, you just need to actually aim and her staff has mediocre feedback.

But does being submissive sexually mean you are also submissive in any other context?

>and has been since forever.
how fucking drunk are you?
She used to be one of the best because her ULT would kill every single character in the game and her damage was up the fucking tree retarded tiers.

Even now she's "okay" because she can deal up to 2000 damage in less than two seconds.
Inara deals okay damage, the issue with it is that it's shot in small bursts rather than what Makoa/Ash/Barik does of big chunks of damage.

How do you know when playing with bots?

I hope you mean personality wise and even then you'd have shit taste

Until Level 5 you're forced to play with bots

1. Git gud
2. Skye is the worst champions in the game because she uses all her cooldown on 1 engagement and has no reliable escape, whatsmore a coordinated team will shit on her everytime and she's easily spottable so it means
3. Git gud, Androxus is the best flanker even today in the "Flanker are out of style" meta where they're useless

Is there a button to add friends or report next to the player? If not it's a bot.

>Founder's pack
lolno

Skye was shit before her ult nerf and was still shit after. She's the ULTRA pubstomper even though her ult was plenty avoidable. Skye is the worst flanker because of how linear she is and her having next to zero survivability. All flankers have tools to help keep them alive and Skye doesn't, that stealth is not enough. Androxus has consistently been the top flanker and his effectiveness is limited purely by your aim and decision making. There is ZERO reason to pick Skye over Androxus, Evie, Buck, Lex, or Zhin. The only flanker even as close to as shitty as Skye is Maeve and that's only due to huge nerfs.

Also yeah they all deal respectable damage, Inara just requires more steady aim than they do for the exact reason you described.

Whatever you say. Not my experience so far.

Git gud isn't an argument when i'm MVP in the vast majority of my games btw..

bots speak portuguese

Have I entered some sort of bizarro-Sup Forums where people like Linkin Park edgelord designs?

Mistress is bored, wat do?

Hate to break it to you bud but the game match you against literal toddler when you're new.

the only thing good about paladins/overwatch is the porn

>Heart over the womb
not fooling anyone

The game match you against bot until level 5, fag.

>There is ZERO reason to pick Skye over Androxus, Evie, Buck, Lex, or Zhin
THERE IS BUT ONE REASON: 2 BULLY OWLMAN
In reality the main reason why you'd choose Skye over any of those is because the average Paladins player cannot handle stealth attacks for some reason.

What makes this game objectively better than Overwatch, other than the fact that it's on Steam?

bots have 1 word capitalized names, like, Drybare, Venerable, Endeavour, Ogre, Woe etc.

>implying Androxus isn't based as fuck
He's just in "that phase" of his life ok?
Anyway Skye isn't that bad personality wise in the sense than having a character being canonically a slut isn't bad. It's just that she's a cunt ingame so I don't like her a lot. Also she sounds weird

its a hero shooter game thats kind of fun
and it's free

vs

its a hero shooter game thats kind of fun
and it costs 60 dollars

>Tfw Androxus is actually kind of chill but has shit fashion sense so he looks like a workplace shooter

This is true. That said
>Pick the Fire Lord
>Enemy team has Owl Man and Skye
>Me and Lex grab Illuminate and dumpster the Owl and DP Skye
Shit was great, most fun flank right here

I do, but not seriously. It's a mess in a lot of ways.
I despise what they've done with the currency because everything used to be nice and easy to keep track of a single in-game currency, and they went and fucked it up.

Hi-Rez, man.

I'm not playing against bots, fag.

also they may or may not literally be headless, as in, their head is invisible in-game

Steal her used clothes and sniff pusy fluid stains

Yeah I really just don't see the point of gold anymore. That said I like the VIP thing they're doing, it's better than fucking loot boxes because at least with the VIP shit I know what I'm getting into and can grab what I want up front,

And that's it. She was a one trick pony back then being picked for her ult, that was problematic because it dealt FULL damage at any distance and that had no falloff.
And now she serves one purposes: Melting 1 person, then dying, then not being able to do anything because people stay together.
Give me your name/level then, delusional fag.

A more dynamic meta.

Overwatch has been in how many months of dive now? The meta has always been the "Lucio show guest-starring whoever the fuck hasn't been nerfed yet and also it's your turn to babysit a Genji main"

There are equivalent metas, team compositions, but the numbers game isn't so skewed that you aren't forced to do something like counter dive with dive.

What did you mean by that

>shit fashion sense
Exalted set is fabolous

Yeah, unfortunately.
The lack of a scoreboard in game is killing it for me.
Every shitty on my team thinks they're the best because they can't tell how shit they're doing.

>BRRRRRAAAAAP

Sounds like you need to git gud.

see

its from a company that has actually made a decent game in the last decade

Let's see if I don't get memed on.

I'm 100% sure that all fartposters are Americans

Better map design, and better game speed and pacing. The heroes are also more enjoyable, and a lot of it is probably due to the whole idea of "power budgeting". The ultimates in this game are way less retarded and are generally more utility focused or situational so characters will have bigger kits with more impactful abilities as a result. The game structure I prefer as well, you are committed to whatever character you pick but are given more tools to deal with the enemy as opposed to simply "pick another hero". Also I kind of like the goofy fantasy shit over the cyberpunk stuff personally.

This is true

>expands gun
>that look
What did bellyfu mean by this?

Sorry bro but it would take at least 20 hours for the game to get good.

Lol, you're really delusional if you think Skye is strong in any ways or forms, especially over Androxus. Let's see her use in the recent ESL competitive match then.. Oh wait, she had 0 use while androxus had a few.

How'd I do?

>oh my!

>muh esports

All that matters is i'd annihilate you kid.

I think Andro may get his appearance reworked eventually like what's happening to other champs, like Barik next patch. His dress especially the metal parts clearly belong to the old artstyle.
I just hope they change his trenchcoat but not remove it entirely

I know, right?

This is our fault, back then gold are fucking easy to get and we can buy almost all rooster within 48 hours of total playtime, then we brag about how HiRez literally made a free game because of how easy to get currencies just by playing or HiRez likes to hands out free gold.

Guess HiRez noticed it and said no more

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remove skyes smoke bomb
give her something stabby in return that lowers cooldowns

wow she's good again

I got bored during the forced bot matches. Seems silly to still have that when there's separate casual and ranked modes.

aaaaand into the trash it goes

Skye is actually the worst flanker in the game and Androxus is one of the best
This will become a lot more noticeable when you rise in elo and suddenly the enemy team isn't deaf

Keep up the good work and you'll be diamond in no time.

I kind of like this skin in Strike and wouldn't mind seeing his current look to be brought in line with this.

No what Skye needs is a way to not get fucking killed after going in on someone.

a.. slide?

no 2CP

>hey 2cp is fun to watch!

sure but it's not fun to PLAY

Well it takes time to know the rooster and establish some match making rating man.

It's a start, works for Lex.

>11 + 3 == 14
>out of 15 placement matches
If you solo queued, consider yourself extremely lucky or just that amazing you can carry literally anyone.

She's strong vs my dick