Sup Forums completely shitting on a game before it's even out

> Sup Forums completely shitting on a game before it's even out

how do you even enjoy videogames you fat freaks

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It's too hard.

Its taken too long to come out and all prerelease gameplay has had those god awful filters on

Im going to wait till i get footage of the game without the shit filters to see if i want to get it

thanks for making another thread about Sup Forums ''hating'' Memehead

is it polygon or ign playing this?

I'm not fat

wtf

>Polygon plays cuphead

God I hate tutorials...

That was painful to watch... who was this?
My money's on polygon

SOMEBODY STOP THEM

>valve playtesters play a video game

>wait so long that I've lost all my will to play it
this shit should've come out like a gorillion years ago, this game will never meet my expectations of it, I'm absolutely sure.

This is almost as painful as that new DooM review. God I hate neo-liberals, they're ruining everything.

Its like average people playing for the first time, what the hell.

Guess the gender.

Answer: It's a girl playing

It's an asian guy named Dean

I'm genuinely hyped for this and Hand of Fate 2, haven't felt this way about vidya in years.

Is this Jon Blow playing?

Here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=848Y1Uu5Htk

Any game that isn't from Nintendo is actually garbage according to Sup Forums

Were you this good with playing Super Mario Brothers the first time,The answer is a most redounding no, but a hypocrite like yourself has too much of an ego to admit as much in your life. You need to go back into the kitchen and get on with your sandwich making for you if you can not learn to quit being such a damn hypocrite to the OP on here. I know that I can probably play better than the OP, but at least I am smart, as well as nice enough, to not be a dick about it in life. I will offer constructive criticism, which is ironic, considering that I am autistic and, as such, have a difficult time about accepting, let alone interpreting, it from other people myself, to people like Mr. Takahashi, but at least I have enough of a fucking brain that it takes people a while to get the hang of video games. Let me also remind you that, in this day and age, side-scrolling shooters are indeed a rare breed of video games and that they are, sadly, on the verge of extinction, so comments like yours will ensure that, in the long run, people that make games like Cuphead will no longer make games like that and, if they are done enough times, then they will also filter into the more polished and realistic games that everyone else knows and it will also contribute to a video game industry crash that will far exceed what happened in 1982-1984, though it will not be the only reason that such a crash will happen. I could go on about the potential crash/market saturation of the video game market as a whole entire topic itself in another discussion, but the fact of the matter is that elitist twat waffles like yourself fail to comprehend two of the key rules of video games, which are to explore the mechanics of the game play and, gasp, TO SIMPLY HAVE FUN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES! This is the point that I am trying to make to all of you ungrateful little spoiled brats and you all would do well to comprehend it in your lives.

>chromatic aberration

I detest that they have shilled this so much. There are literally 4 Cuphead threads on the front page of Sup Forums right now.

I am going to pirate this and make sure to spread negative opinions about it in an attempt to undo all the fake viral bullshit.

that you can turn off, retard

It's just a vocal minority that hates it.

>far far far below average

i thought it was the opposite

>being this mad

Nice bait friendo have a (you)

Maybe use it like a tampon?

I'm going to buy and play it specifically to piss you off :) maybe even shill it for free, too

Nice book

Nice. Who actually wrote this spergfest, I'm curious.

COPYPASTA

When will people people stop posting this fucking reddit game? The whole concept is something a 15 year old who eats lunch by himself would come up with

Some guy from the YouTube comment section.

He should be fired on the spot for this

you ARE the cancer killing video games that made game like this exist in the first place.

Well, joke's on you. I don't think I ever finished playing a Super Mario level because the level kept scrolling right and wouldn't go left. To the young single-digit me, that was unacceptable, because I missed something behind and I couldn't return to it. Playing with the constant pressure of not forgetting anything lest I miss it for good was too much and I dropped it harder than you dropped your pasta in this thread. And that's being of a single-digit age, playing on a computer I couldn't operate on my own because I didn't even know English. In the video above we see an adult man fail to recognize simple patterns for over 20 minutes, and getting annihilated by the most predictable enemies. There's a message on the screen every time he restarts the level. RUN 'N GUN. He knows how to run and he knows how to gun. And yet, his main actions in the video are to stop, jump, crouch and apparently try to make friends with the enemies by making as much physical contact with them as possible. This is beyond a child's idiocy and lack of coordination. It's a failure to function and to learn from your mistakes.

>it gets worse
This is gold. And then the faggot himself has the balls to go in the comments and refer to this video as "an interesting social experiment" because he went in cold and didn't practice like you need that for a run n gun game.

>STOP
>REPLYING
>TO A FUCKING
>COPYPASTA

It's hip to be square.

Shut up bitch.

What's not reddit? Being a cynical sad fuck?

die faggot

Are you implying you're gonna commit suicide?

Sup Forums is a haven for cross-site shitposters because consolewars thrive here.

Didn't see the guy in the comments.

>Dean: I've watched the comments on this thread just to see how mean they would be. I think it's useful to show my gameplay experience. I did not intentionally play poorly to "troll" anyone. But it serves as an interesting social experiment. I walk into a game cold, and this is the play that results. The video shows it's a notch more difficult than your typical Mario game. In fact, if you are expecting Mario, as the story says, then you are thrown off. And it shows that the developers are going to leave a lot of people who are worse than me behind. Maybe they're fine with that. Maybe they want to target gamers with a love for difficult games. That's fine. But I think they should signal that. How many games actually come with a tutorial these days? They're not popular. But if it's necessary, that is a signal this is going to require some skill. As for other comments on this thread, I wonder why they are hostile to someone who is viewing the game as a beginner? Are we that intolerant of people who are not "gamers"? Should I have played the scene over and over again until I was good at it, and then turned the recording on, like so many of those perfect video walkthroughs you see? I believe that games can be made accessible and inviting to people who are not hardcore fans, and these people can be accommodated inside the same game that is appealing to hardcore fans, through difficulty levels. So when people tell me that I shouldn't be playing this game because, on my first play, I was pretty lousy -- that's an attitude that argues that games should be shut off in their own little corner, only played publicly by the masters and the experts. I disagree with that view entirely, and I believe it leads to elitist attitudes that allow gamers to look down on other people, and that only leads to a more fragmented world of haters.

Fucking Christ, you can't make this shit up.

>because consolewars thrive here.
which is ironic because console wars are supposed to be banned

No one pays to have their content shilled on fucking Sup Forums. Especially since Reddit exists.

no i just like that picture and pairing it with telling people to kill themselves

i guess you'd be tom

it's pathetic and disgusting

Aw but I prefer the dog.

They don't get directed to any particular site, they makes posts all over the place.

Isn't this, like, the one time where itight be aestheticly acceptable?

It's taken long because they're hand animating everything. Like pencil and paper. I don't understand why this game wouldn't meet your expectations just because traditional animation is a very timely process.

>some moron shills the game incessantly
>everyone just wants him and his game to fuck off

>can't beat the first level in 26 minutes
This might actually be the worst professional footage I've ever seen.

discussing a game = shilling

huh?

Congrats. I'm purchasing it just to trigger you.

it tops the doom footage for sure

The rules are barely upheld any more. The only thing you can really get banned for is illegal shit or porn. The latter can easily stay up depending on the time of day also

Some moron keeps saying it's a dumb Mario game without realizing it's more Contra than fucking Mario.

Fuck off underaged tards.

Except none of the threads were about the game itself. It was all
>buy this game
>if you don't buy this you're not a real gamur
>support these devs a blooo blooo blooo

You're deliberately being retarded if you think that's not obnoxious shilling.

Has anyone demonstrated what the game looks like without that chromatic abberation?

Less accurate to the look of an old cartoon.

Do you see any of that shit on this image?

I genuinely cant wait for this. Some fun co op game to play through with a friend, with a fun art style; all for $20? Seems fair to me.

>that's an attitude that argues that games should be shut off in their own little corner, only played publicly by the masters and the experts.

That's a "you need to stop sucking shit and learn how to play fucking video games" attitude. There's no excuse to be that horrible when you are a "video game journalist." He can't even grasp basic concepts such as an air-dash and takes him forever to realize that jumping on an enemy doesn't hurt them.

even older than that user, we're talking oswald era shit

You just turned 20 i take it

Popeye launched in 1919. You can't get much older. Especially color. But here, I just looked up the first color cartoon. According to a quick search this was in 1930. Still doesn't have that awful effect. I don't know what they're trying to emulate.

>enjoying videogames

do you know where you are?

maybe trying to emulate some effect from shitty film reels/projectors. dunno

>Were you this good with playing Super Mario Brothers the first time,The answer is a most redounding no

To be entirely honest with you, I was better than that.
And I'm honestly trying to remember, cause the first Super Mario game I ever played was super mario land, which I thought - and still think - is one of the harder early mario games.

But even at the age of 4 or 5 I could beat the first level.

These "journalists" are 20-30 years older.

None of these retards even knew what chromatic aberration is until e-celebs mentioned it.

I think they nail the look of those old Silly Symphony cartoons. Especially the bad guys.
The Flying Mouse was my shit when I was a kid.

Stop being a faggot. The effect greatly diminishes the quality of the image and puts strain on the eyes.

this is a new low

Chromatic aberration is more a function of the projector than the image on film. 'Accuracy' is kind of a nonsense in this situation.

>average
It's the average for a player who has never played a videogame before. At the least, a player who has never played a game of that genre.

Looks boring desu. Tbf I think platformers as a whole is dated genre.

>the guy proceeds to fight with literally all the negative youtube coments.
>I-I'm not mad! j-just look at the t-title! I'm even making f-fun of myself!
>A-Also it was a s-social experiment!

For what it's worth, he's mostly just a tech blogger and occasionally writes about the most basic of mobile games. He probably liked the artstyle of this or something and tried it out, and they thought the footage of him playing was so hilarious they should upload it. But also he should probably be very concerned about his lack of motor skills and basic problem solving.

yeah, mobas is where is at ;)

why

This is why we need an ethnic cleansing.

I agree, but also we only saw him play the first part of the first level, and you can also unlock a boss rush only mode.

>Lack of motor skills and basic problem solving
Also his inability to read instructions, but man that lack of motor skills. Does he have fucking parkinsons?
>Jumps up in the air right below the platform
>Starts swinging from side to side madly
>Can't stop running back and forth

Yeah man can't wait to play FPS #122323

Because they've been showing off the game for 2-3 years ago and the artstyle is no longer novel or interesting, and neither is the gameplay?

How did he get all the stuff for the house?

These art/music/movie bloggers needs to stop shitting up video games and go back to their garbage since it's clear they can't achieve something without their affirmative action.

>fps games on console
That was their first mistake.

>art style is no longer novel or interesting
Literally no other games have the same style.

Remember when Owlturd made neat stuff like this, before he decided making #relatable Facebook comics was worth more to him?

...

Anyone else always feeling "dirty" seeing this 40s cartoon artstyle?

Theres just something dirty and lewd about it, cant put my finger on it. But its highly sexual.

Jesus fuck this triggers my autism

>Sup Forums completely praising a game before it's even out
But this is okay

SEPT 29TH BROS