This is my wife. Say something nice about her

This is my wife. Say something nice about her.

She's a degenerate and has a tattoo

t. virgin

t. cuck

t. chad

How can she be your wife if she's a lesbo?

No she's not and stay away from my daughter

>scar
>marrying goods with voided warranties

5 cute facts about Ciri:
1. She's a girl!
2. She's a witcher!
3. I love her!!!!!
4. Ciri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave this place, heathen. Your atrocious taste will not be tolerated.

Only way she can be OP's wife is if OP is pic related.

Are you pic related OP?

Poor Vesemir died for this idiot baka.

>marrying girls that wear way too much eyeliner

what the fuck? why does baka turn into baka??

She gives amazing blowjobs and her snatch is tighter than a 5-year-olds.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!? I never knew this!!

Last time I banged your wife, I cockslapped her so har, it left a huge scar under her left eye. But you already know that

Why do book fans complain about her? She seems like the exact same character as in the books.

hownew.ru

DO NOT TALK ABOUT BEST GIRL LIKE THAT!

She's bi. Pretty low standards too.

You look like a nasty little cockslut

>Say something nice about her.
Shes my kind of whore OP

>fucks a guy
>guys name is literally "hot porn"
>are u dead??? SIKE LOL I NEW YOUR DEAD LOL

ahh, so this is why witcher novels were too bad to actually be published in america, even though all fantasy writing is childlike in execution

>Pretty low standards too.
so a typical Polish slag

It seems like all you need to do is to have a pulse if you want to get into Ciri's tousers.

yet it never seems to happen and she's still a virgin.
I love the reaction that guy's sister has when you have Ciri say that she prefers women.

>Say that as if thats a bad thing

> Ciri is a virgin
nice fantasy you have there. Ciri was getting ready to "teach some tricks" to Skjall. She's a experienced slut.

Well you should probably get an AIDS test because your wife's a dyke faggot

Anyone else find this scene really out of character for Ciri? She's so innocent and pure, and she's been abused when she was a kid growing up but she's still a good girl at heart, then she tries to have sex with a guy she just met like a 2 dollar whore. Really doesn't make sense.

>She's a experienced slut
/thread

No she didn't. The only canon sexual relations she ever had was with another woman.

It's optional tho

Uh-Oh Here come the bookfags

The games actually do follow up the books though

>The games actually do follow up the books though

Ciri is for ____________

SFM

he sold his rights.

I'm not gonna dispute what you believe b/c I dont want to ruin this thread being a book fag.

With that said though...Sure thing bud,whatever helps you sleep at night.

Tags: Beast

>he actually read the witcher books

lol

It's literally the only scene where she's in character.

Kisses ONLY.

She was just imitating daddy

me.

G E R A L T

witcher for slut.

>we are the same age
>we have aged side by side over the time the story has been told
>i know her better than i know some of my friends
>we have So many stories together
>we've been together for over 10 years now
i dont even know what to think anymore

>Say something nice about her.
She is absolutely perfection

>70% of the story revolves around Ciri and trying to knock her up
>still a virgin outside of lesbo stuff
>every dude who tries to fuck her dies or has ED or something
>she personally wants to fuck her adoptive dad who is sterile
>the prophecy must be fulfilled sooner or later

how does this end

NO
L I E S
D E T E C T E D

Will we ever find real life Ciri?

>how does this end
Sooner or later user

How can real life girls even compete.

she can murder someone with that nose

>Will we ever find real life Ciri?

They simply can't

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DELETE

They cant user,especially Jap/East girls.

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My bad,wrong gif

More qt ciri plz! !!!!

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Can't wait for TW4: The Rise of Cirilla of Vengerberg

She's beyond shit character that ruined the entire game series

Alvin which was a gender swapped copy of her in the books was a more compelling character and was used in ways to advance the plot and advance Geralt as a character

Ciri is pure shit and waifufaggotry is cancer

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> ciri is mary sue
everytime people say this, they forget this guy, and the fact she was pretty much running away 3/4 of the game.

What would Ciri be like in real life?

Jacques de Aldersberg was a way better Waifu

people actually like this ugly gender bent geralt
It's funny really

like something never seen before

>Cirilla of Vengerberg
She's not in hiding anymore. She's the lion cub of cintra.

like a loud moth tomboy

What about fake Ciri?

yes, please

FUUUUK why is she not real!!!!

this thread is why videogames are dying

soft and comfy

What good would it do you if she was?

Mean lady! MEAN!

>soft
she is very muscular though

>Ciri working in an office
She'd more likely be a bounty hunter or a detective or something

we are so cucked

She would be soft in all the right places tho.

Idiot

This is my daughter. Say something nice about her.

she would still be smooth and soft

> she will never flip out at you for putting the wrong amount of sugar in her coffee and yell at your for 15min until all the while you try to hold your tears back.
it's so not FAIR!

women don't develop muscles the same way as men

i wish i looked like her

Do you look somewhat similar?

post feet

i'm just some tranny desu

marry me

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Dogs and Wolves

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