Today, our Beloved Leader, Kim Jong-Un, has united North and South Korea, forming the Greater Korean Republic

Today, our Beloved Leader, Kim Jong-Un, has united North and South Korea, forming the Greater Korean Republic.

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youtube.com/watch?v=MQeQWWKKvq4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korea_under_Japanese_rule
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_invasions_of_Korea_(1592–98)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Shipping_companies_of_South_Korea
lmgtfy.com/?q=times japan has apologized for warcrimes
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>implying this could ever happen

But why is there still a border?

Southerners are third class "citizens".

youtube.com/watch?v=MQeQWWKKvq4

Everything is coming true.

I'm consistently surprised that people seriously believe that the fat assholes who run the North Korean government would want to jeopardize their power by starting a war with anyone. The only reason they're able to exploit the local people is by scaring enough of them into thinking the military dictatorship is a necessary evil and that Americans are all a bunch of racist rapists. Loosen the borders even slightly and you're going to see a hell of a lot more people running out than coming in.

North Koreans will never start a full-scale war. They might kill a few people every few years to create some political theatre, but the most dangerous thing about their nuclear program is that they might sell some weapons to well-funded terrorist groups for extra cash.

Also, I really challenge anyone to imagine that the North Korean could actually occupy territory that it conquers, if it's even capable of surviving a counter-attack from NATO.

Native South Koreans outright admit they'd rather go to war with America and Japan than North Korea. It's only the Americanized Koreans that would gladly kill the north. This was according to some poll

>Japan joins Greater Korean Federation
No way fag.

> one or two polls conducted during peacetime represents what would actually happen when shit hits the fan

I didn't realize Westerners were this gullible. Fascinating.

how do the south koreans deal with the fact that they're cut off from the rest of asia because north korea blocks them?
I thought north korean citizens were trapped in their country, but aren't the south koreans trapped too?

Yeah, I think the only incredibly slim chance they ever had was before the great famine. Maybe if they manage to miniturize their nukes they could somehow overwhelm South Korea but I doubt it very much. I think it would be better for them to research their chemical/bio-weapons, park a sub with that type of payload off the cast of the US and make demands.

South Korea is a modern, first world capitalist country with a great economy. Did you bump your head user?

What?

Yes, the South Koreans never invented boats

What in TARNATION is wrong with South Koreans?

have you heard of ships and airplanes?

Same reason China hates Japan. Japan never said sorry.

>oh shit, a country attacked another country
>better hurry and fuck up Japan for no obvious reason!

Yer bloody right mate, it's bollocks we can't walk away from 'ere

kek fuck koreans

us

You do realize that the text in that image isn't even Korean? I honestly don't even know what the fuck it really says.

they know Seoul would be obliterated by NK so they'd be mad at the US for surprise attacking

>He still thinks Japanese war crimes in WW2 weren't but Chinese false flags.

That would be good and all if we really knew the people running shit since throwing emotions in the mix throws a wrench into that fagy pragmatic think you seem to think they are actually thinking.

Given that at least the general populace cant really know like all the influences from foreign powers aside from the us possibly prodding at N korea shit is genuinely a toss up as to will they or wont they do dumb shit.

Hell shit reminds me of that story of the time a soviet sub commander got orders from the some higher ups in the kremlin to launch a nuke but he said naw during the cold war. So dumb political fags making dumb ass war type decisions are a fucking thing that can never ever really be accounted for hence the uneasiness of it all.


So while highly unlikely as long as cooler head prevail one never knows when or how one could be pushed ,even if pragmatically it is against their best interest, to doing some dumb as shit out of like the their hurt or insulted feelings.

>n-nankin neva happen!!!!

"South Korean Public Opinion" in the upper right nigga

am i the only one who liked this game?

/CNN/ THREAD

The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the 'agentur' of the 'Illuminati' between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustionWe shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time.4

Says who?! You are so full of shit. I have been to south korea many times, have a multitude of friends there, and have discussed their impressions on the north south split many times. More often than not, they don't want the country united, fear the economic disaster and regional instability the shift would bring, and have nothing but contempt for the northern rule. Educate yourself before you speak.

Pyongyang Aquarium touched on this. Just like we have pretentious bourgeoisie champagne socialists S. Korea's universities has a startling amount of (as described by the book) leftists (his words exactly) that sympathize with the idea of a communist/socialist state. They actively ignore whats going on in north korea, like only an intellectual could.

Chinese war crimes or not, but doesnt change the fact that Japan annexed Korea just for shits and giggles.

Is North Korea our generation's Vietnam?

Is this the game where they invade Hawaii with stock footage?

The actual text in the graph itself, you goofy gus.

Maybe if you're underage.

Except all the times they did, but those don't count since they didn't keep the receipt

see

nigga what? Ever heard of the middle east? And even that is not nam level

It's a Japanese news piece on what SK thinks. What's hard to understand?

Also wicked trips brah

take your meds

tl;dr enjoy your acne

>north korea and US get in a fight
>better start shit with japan.

is there a TLDR explanation why those 2 hate each other so much?

Its probably jap Sup Forumslack or stormfront equivalent fearmongering, a "totally legit" poll translated into Japanese

Most people don't think for themselves and believe most of what they're told from authority figures. Putting Korea in that light is a fear tactic to control idiots basically.

The meds of uniting the arab and african countries together

Just like the european union
While destroying all divisions of the populace that is left over?

What meds do you talk about

"muh honor" or some bullshit

Koreans are still assmad over getting rekt in WW2

Fucking hell has it been so long that I remember this being posted when Kim Jong Il died

Because if NK gets attacked it's 100% certain that they'll attack SK so obviously South Koreans are going to pretty pissed that the USA is willing to martyr them just so we can look like the big boy on campus.

Iraq/Afghanistan/entire middle east is our generations vietnam and the previous one as its been going on for almost twice as long

WW3 destroys religion and the last divisions of
Race
Sexuality
Ideology

and creates a arabian union or a african union

Japs used Korean women as sexslaves during WW2 and refuses to apologize.
Now no one would care if the South and North korean governments routinely brougt it up to focus public outrage on the Japanses instead of themselves when they fuck up. China does the same, textbook propaganda

This big ass nigga.

Japan literally raped Korea like three times in its numerous attempts at building an empire, like actual rape camps.

Worse still, Japan continues to insist it did no wrong and any official apologies it has been coerced into making are insincere in the extreme.

>between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other.
That's weird considering Israel and Saudi Arabia are working together

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korea_under_Japanese_rule
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_invasions_of_Korea_(1592–98)

One way to get a korean businessman really riled up is to show him a Japanese product.

>apologizing for shit that happened almost 100 years ago before anyone involved was even born

I'm with Japan, just fucking forget about it already and move on.

This.

South Koreans don't want to reunify with the North because they're worried that a massive influx of refugees with cause a spike in crime and poverty.

Does that sound familiar to anyone else?

>just fucking forget about it

We still have ww 2 veterans, are there still rape camp victims alive?

I was going to press the point but I appreciate the compliment. May you have trips yourself someday.

t. white privilege.

There are nuclear power plants in Japan where if hit with a nuke would release enough radiation to kill half the population.

If war breaks out they would do that and take 3 countries to the grave.

>Saudi Arabia
>Muslims
Muhammad would be very pissed if he was still around to see such a degeneracy.

says CNN and BOTS

>2040
>Arab to young German girl
>"Hey my immigrant people raped your people twenty years ago, but dont worry about it. You werent even born that time."

well no shit but they are the de facto leaders of the sunni world even if the Saudi Royalty are atheists who regularly drink and have sex outside marriage.
Why do you think tey get along so well with Israel?

japan apologized at least 50 times and not video games ffs

>regularly drink
Jews?

Their country is made up of young inner city idealists and a bunch of backwater podunk towns.

see thisThink about marketing threads and propaganda threads

>German girl
>implying any will be left after Merkel*s done

>japan is a big meanie and raped my country multiple times
fake news, even if they did you deserverd it for not being the winner

Not in my experience. I have an uncle who married a Korean woman while he was in the armed forces and Korean businessmen go to Japan all the time to do import/export deals. In the last four decades it's become fashionable to study Japanese and a lot of modern Korean students go there to study.

Also a handful of Korean cousins talk about anime a lot. Shit's embarrassing.

Point is that the Koreans who are still pissed over the Japan thing are just a really loud, obnoxious, politically powerful minority.

nailed it

>at least 50 times

Source? I say bullshit. That archaic Japanese government doesnt have the balls to bow their heads towards their victims unless it's gullible Filipinos that they can bribe with anime.

I used to support Japan in this regard but there's no more hiding the fact that Japan is a piece of shit, I have a lot more respect for China than them

what is the context here? besides the cucking of a nation, what were they gathered for and what where they celebrating?

>japan scared of korea and joins them instead
L M A O

Literally what the FUCK is wrong with this woman?

So what happened to China?

Because this is all staged and fake and gay and just there to destroy all religion

INCLUDING
CHRISTIANITY

> old lady doesn't want to obnoxiously wave something in front of news cameras while blocking the faces of the people next to her

She's not anti-German. She's just a cranky old cunt.

Do you know this man?

maybe she just didn't want to look like a child waving flags around
nah just kidding, surprised she didn't throw it on the ground and stomp on it

good, religion is a deprecated construct

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Shipping_companies_of_South_Korea

lmgtfy.com/?q=times japan has apologized for warcrimes

A preemptive attack on the norks is essentially a death wish for the South Koreans, so yeah if I was in their position I'd be a little asspained too if some pompous cunts put my life in jeopardy just to get rid of an eyesore. There's a reason why SK hasn't been clamoring for America to wipe out NK, they know Kim isn't going to do shit so long as he gets to play god in his little podunk country.

>Korean wages are fucking low
>Everyone's getting plastic surgery
>society not as fucked as Japan's neet culture or selfish as China's; but still suffers
>foreign occupation by us
>tensions with north
>just wants to reunite but USA won't let them
>porn is banned in Korea
>Riot games in bed with government
Being Korean must be suffering

At least they have Starcraft?

To be fair, this isn't far off what happened in Europe during WW1.

Americas only promise is mcdonalds and pepsi

>waah why aren't germans utter plebs like us muricuns that have to wave a flag around at every opportunity
Every single time

I didn't think it was that bad until you pointed out the porn bit.

No wonder they have such a high suicide rate.

>mfw I build the German empire for the sake of the German people and fight against the threat of the muslim Ottoman wanting to invade Europe
>My descendants now invite them with open arms

Go to a deus vult thread and say that shit I dare you show them the bots and the ww3 post

>In response to increasing Mexican aggression, the American President has ordered a full scale invasion of Canada.

>just wants to reunite but *China won't let them
ftfy
We could have dealt with NK before they became an actual problem if they weren't backed by a nuclear power

>preach truth to a bunch of fanatics
I don't think so, might as well go argue with my wall

Hey...this isn't how koreans talk...

> hating on the game

Should have learned how to play

you in top vid?