HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
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where did the hair go?
How the fuck do you even bald that way
TO PUT SOME HAIR ON HIS ASS
LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS
JUST
Jesus Christ, that hairline. The only way to salvage that head is shaving completely.
The lighting in his videos are godly to cover that up.
My hair was much thicker than that before I decided to start shaving it off. Just bite the bullet, the first time is the hardest.
>when you realize you lost the will to live
just
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I want someone to go up to Mike at a convention and ask him to sign a printed version of that
Did AVGN deserve that mocking?
Of all the things to mock someone, mocking them for something that's out of their control is pretty dumb.
TAKE
HE'D RATHER HAVE
i cant even tell if these are shopped anymore
didnt he just have his second kid? having children must be very stressful
Now I wanna see a virgin walk edit featuring James and Mike.
> tfw going bald
I shave down to a 1 every week though
Shocking news, people age
A BUFFALO
>tfw your fringe and center line is thining out but everything else is fine
There's a difference between aging gracefully and aging terribly.
*doesnt watch nu-ghostbusters*
I'm 25, but every male in my family is bald, so I started using minoxidil as soon as I noticed the top front thinning. It sort of worked, but my hairline has always been awful so I know sooner or later I'll look like shit.
Critic has it worst.
Critic had the balls to just shave the damn thing.
I balding down the middle, like a landing strip
Shaving is the only thing that allows me to keep my dignity, even though I look thuggish thanks to my slav ancestory.
JUST TO FUCK YOU IN YOUR VIRGIN ASS
ALTHOUGH HIS HAIR WON'T LAST
>Of all the things to mock someone, mocking them for something that's out of their control is pretty dumb.
Which is why no one here ever mocks 'manlets' for their height, or the size of men's penises.
>be slav
>have neanderthal shaped head
>get buzz cut
>"h-heh, you look handsome user"
>hair grows longer
>"wow user that haircut fits you much much better"
>get a buzzcut again anyway
>"n-nice haircut user"
>Entire family has perfect hair
>Still worry about going bald just in case
back to the past
>You worry, therefore you bald
>You bald, therefore you worry
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you can shut up now
which he covers up with a hat.
defeats the purpose doesn't it?
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SAMURAI HACK
t. hairlet
Please never reproduce we need to stop shit tier genes from spreading
jesus, what's the fucking point of having hair when it looks like this. at least wear a hat or something
Raising your wife's 2 sons will do that to you.
it's textbook male pattern baldness, nothing weird about it
he needs to shave it off already, it's embarassing
he's raising mike's babies
>Mike
Full head of hair, big dick, red pilled, gorgeous wife
>James
Balding, dicklet, cuck
No wonder Mike is taking over the show
I don't see it as malicious, it's just banter.
we need an angry virgin vs chad matei picture
>that one guy going in for an assclap
kek
someone get on this
that kid isnt even black
>gorgeous wife
>bullying James
are James and Mike the same age?
he needs to get plugs or something. i can't live in a world with a balding/bald avgn
Finding mike to be anything other than the biggest autismo to grace the earth should seriously be considered mental illness
Tried watching some of his BotW stream when the game had just released and it was infuriating. All the blood in his body really does go to his dick.
he's some kind of weird mutant where most of his braincells turned into dickcells when he was still in the womb
>when you realize you lost the wii to live
Why would you make this and put your name in it?
He likes to have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his wife.
But James UnJUSTed himself with the Ghostbusters non review
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>implying your prefection
I always thought it's fake and someone just made it to give him a bad image.
What did he do
young men are balding earlier and earlier these days. When I went to college about eight years ago I was stunned at how many guys my age were losing their hair. Sure enough mine started to go around few years back. There's something in the air or water bros, we're being poisoned and deteriorating before our time
No that was really him, he wanted it published to but 'noone had the balls'
This is the same motherfucker who cites Carl Barks and Don Rosa as his inspirations
We wishes someone would take him back to the past.
>puts the game in a real toaster
okay that got me
Where's the humor in these I don't get it
fucking mike has not even hit his prime, this is what marriage and making your "dreams come true" do to your body
i'm 27 and my helipad is becoming more and more visible each day.
the problem is i have a huge head, so shaving everything off makes me look like a fucking toddler.
well fml, but at least i can grow a decent beard.
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he should just use a concealer like toppik until he's like 40. literally no one can tell the difference
>the james stride
Mike thinks that being offensive on its own is enough to be funny. He doesn't know that you need to be witty on top of being offensive.
Just like Minecraft with Gadget it's clear you just don't comprehend the patented Matei humor.
that mgs5 music was perfect
This
>Mother's side graced with incredibly thick hair which I inherited
>Not a single family member on either side is bald anyway
>Still get terrified if a little hair comes out when washing it
I've talked to my doctor and he told me it's no big deal but I'm still paranoid.
Why did this happen?
>tfw balding at 25
>tfw hot gf hasn't noticed because it hasn't gotten bad
>tfw she comments on bald actors as being more attractive when they had hair
>tfw she will probably lie to my face saying it doesn't matter when it finally gets bad
>tfw she will cuck me and blame it on something else
Your insecurity and fear of her cheating on you is definitely your most attractive feature, user.
>Whole family has good hair, no balding issues or anything
>But my dad and my grandfather went gray in their 20's
I'll rock the long blonde style as long as I can, then I guess I'll go long and gray
9/11
Mike Matei = makes Dragon's Lair his bitch
James = can't even beat a Mario game
>mfw I realize I've been watching James and his videos for over 10 years now
Isn't it kinda weird how stupid shit like some guy screaming at video games could play such large part in your life? That's almost half of my life. I grew up watching AVGN.
I don't think gray hair looks bad anyway. Even on younger people. I don't get why so many people worry about that.
Can any other human on the face of the earth say the words 'brown bricks' the way Mike can? When he says it I feel like I'm an explorer in unknown territory hearing the howl or roar of a species yet undiscovered, like Bigfoot. Indeed there must be no other personage in all the world who could say those two words together the same way.
Gray hair looks nice though, just dont start balding.
>Shave for the first time in years
>Realize how shit my jaw and chin looks
The hat is part of the character, though.
Mike can you fuck off and stay on reddit?
I WANNA BE SEDATED WITH A GAAAAAAMEBOOOOOOOOOY
Because you're Mike Matei.
>turns around, looks at the screen behind him
>james: whats that?
>mike: its the xbox one
>james: oh....
yeah, it happened. james doesn't even know what video games are anymore.
>you thought james were a relic of the past after his abortion of a movie
>then this masterpiece pops up
truly the gift that keeps on giving