AYO HOLD UP

AYO HOLD UP
*screeches*
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
*spins around*
HOLD UP
*climbs on ceiling*
YOU BE SAYIN'
*screeches*
THAT WE WUZ WYVERNS AND SHIEET?

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Best theme
youtube.com/watch?v=hbA3VXdhShU

The fact that there's any audio at all offends me

This.

I fucking hate this monster and all varieties of it forevermore.

I also hate that Capcom was jerking it over the fucking Gen 1 monsters when half of them are shit.

How is it crying if it has no eyes?

Get that literal BabyDick garbage away from me. Everyday I print out a picture of this deformity and wipe my ass with it, that's how much I fucking hate this unfair monstrosity.
If MHW has this piece of shit, it's going to unironically crash and burn.

It's just leaking pale extract from its pores

HE'S A WYVERN
HE'S A WYVERN
YOU'RE A WYVERN
I'M A WYVERN
ARE THERE ANY OTHER WYVERNS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

I think posting pictures of shit is against Sup Forums rules, user.

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Meow

This is a dragon :^D

>wyvern

This is a wyvern

my ancestor :)

Khezu>Niggernox

Come at me.

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why do people hate khezy so much?

>HUGE openings
>slow as fuck
>small variety of attacks
>hits like a pillow
>don't really have to fight him that much if you don't want to

raths on the other hand. fuck those cunts

Explain your reasoning

Gigginox has too much downtime even compared to Khezu, be it laying bombs meaning you have to get away from him, doing on wall shooting or that ceiling swipe attack. Also poison and his nigger form are other pains in the ass.

>When Khezu gives you his Special Cut on your first hunt
Thanks m8

>khezu in world

Khezu and his weird chameleon cousin?

>not WYVERNZ
Weak.

>I have no eyes, and I must cry

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I still found it to be a much more exciting fight than Khezu, and Gigginox fits the theme of "blind cave monstrosity" a whole lot better. Something that was specifically designed for that aesthetic vs. a Gen 1 wyvern reskin isn't really a fair comparison. The giggi eggs made for a pretty neat gimmick as you then had to split your attention between that and the monster itself and its enraged state was, in my opinion, pretty neat.

Being a tri-bab, I was pretty excited to finally fight a lot of the monsters from previous gens, but Khezu was by far the most boring fight ever. No music, nothing really interesting, just an eel with limbs that screams a lot.

The thing that makes him annoying is there are large amounts of time where you can't do much against him. When he's chaining screams you can't do anything, same when he's on the ceiling. I still find him one of the easier ones and there are many others I'd be much more upset with.

I wonder if we'll ever get actually dark caves again

You forgot
*bodychecks*

You forgot
*T-poses*

Because if you're melee you have to deal with its constant autstic screeching

why does every fucking thing in world has feathers

SCREEEECH AOE LIGHTNING TAIL SWIPE 20 TIMES IN A ROW NO MUSIC DICK HEAD WITH 100 METER RANGE

Wonder why

:)

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>OC Monster Hunter shitpost
The hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

Nooo