ok I've finally given up on getting my aussie launcher because I'm tired of the fucking trading community. Gonna use my name and desc tags I was saving for it to rename my strange cuntsman because I've never liked its name.
80 names
25 describes.
Will post proof. Pic semi-related, it's the first item Sup Forums named for me.
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here's the bow in question.
Description: I've got a bow-n to pick with you!
Come on, let him have it
I was tempt
Damn, I was really that close.
>captcha autocompletes and posts mid-word
t-thanks Sup Forums.
I was tempted, but that number says 26, not 25. The post numbers decide all.
>he spent a lot of money on pixels
degenerate
I need to post to keep the thread bumped, so I'll just say the hat is not worth that much if that's what you're referring to.
The rifle is like $25, and the hat is worth like $15-20 depending. High visibility shit is really pointless on sniper, so it's never worth much.
the rest of my backpack though. you're right. I'm a degenerate.
>All-pink loadout
>Naming your cosmetics
>Hentai Objector
>Still playing TF2 before the Pyro update hits
Name: I'm a huge faggot
Description: I payed 20 keys for this weapon
>hentai objector
excuse me fuck off. My Objector has a pure picture of my waifu on it.
and the pyro update is never coming out. I'm over it.
so close. I'm a little disappointed.
>79
fucking hell man
Let's try this again.
Name: This weapon takes skill
Description: You will not believe how many cocks i sucked to get this thing.
If you see this message
You are spectating someone who's better than you
Bows-eye!
Jackie Chan
name "Jizzy Justice"
description "and dick sucking"
please follow the arrow into the nearest respawn room
Name: "I Fap To Child Pornography"
Description "I Stalk Kids In My Local Park"
NAME: I seriously can't stop sucking dicks
DESC: Seend help.
Ashley and Wario heavy on bed breathing scream in hard sweat mouth legs up passion hot pleasure faint
type it as much as you can in item name or describsion
still waiting. come on boyos.
arrow-launcher
what the fuck happened to team fortress 2.
Name: Bow
Description: A bow
good joke, but I already own both "gun" and "shovel"
Injun's Injurer
"Something about alcohol and casinos"
Name: I've wasted my life into this game
Description: I fap to fem pyro on a daily basis.
you dun it now
Name: a\pdsbiabpibgisdb agpibghf
Description: 8=======================================D
Cringe
>"gun" and "shovel"
make it your name and desc lad
The poo
Well, you know what you have to do now.
Anyway, rerolloing for "a bow".
What does it feel like to spend money on TF2 outside of expanding your inventory?
Rich blacks commit more crime than poor whites.
just waiting on a 25, unless thread rules my own posts don't count, which I'll gladly accept.
Nametags aren't expensive I can snag another one with my spare steambux
feelsgoodman
and shovel
>unless thread rules my own posts don't count
No, they do.
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>50% headshot ratio
Holy shit how bad are you, I guess it is true, the more expensive shit faggot has on, the worse player he is.
>50% headshot rate
>u suck
>using anything but completely stock loadouts
>doesn't have a 2007 founder's medal
hhahahaha you have fucking autism
he might have added the headshot kills part later.
Wait? They're separate? You have to trade additional item, like nametag? On top of already strange gun? What a jewery.
well, these parts came much later after strange guns were added and you can add up to 3 different parts.
a lot of them cover specific stuff like allies extinguished or heavy kills.
also, if you think thats jewish you havent seen nothing of what they have now.
yeah, the headshot part was like $15 fucking dollars when i bought it. Total bullshit, but it was hilarious when I put it on because I had 2000 something kills and a crazy low number of headshots at the time. Made every bodyshot that much more satisfying.
bepis
my man
OP here. Cute beggars.
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disgusting I know. I enjoy being this degenerate.
please include text in post even if it's keyboard mashing. I expected this to take an hour not two...
>i expected this to take an hour, not two
You underestimate my inaccuracy
Now replace the Hachimaki with Gray-Bans
Ah, there's the famed "shovel". Could you post "gun" as well?
ye. Wish I was more into the BFB this one's kinda going to waste.
Name: SURPRISE!
Desc: You just got fucked up :'V
So we need a 25? this is gonna take a while.
Is it worth playing TF2 if I never played it before
then look that
motherfucker
Not anymore.
>if i never played before
HMMMM im not sure bud. it feels a bit late for you to hop on the wagon.
What a shame
Name: I love futanari!
Desc: not gay though
the community is long dead, and the magic is lost. The only people left playing are babies who don't know any better, and old dogs like me who refuse to give up the dream.
nice 12. its not what we need.
Rerolling
Rolling for desc to be the rest of the post.
Thanks doc
>tf2 is 10 years old and you've never played it before
>posting michael rosen
this should be a permabannable offense, are you fucking 5 years old?
Owner: That girl that plays the blue chick on the newer X men
Dayum.
I just started half a year ago, and I'm having lots of fun still. Won't hurt to try.
cool finally. gotta say it's an improvement.
good thread lads. I gotta another weapon I dislike so I'll be back in a few weeks/days/whenever this crap sells.
>rosent
you what mate?
It's a reaction image you fucking faggot, no need to be that assmad about it
and yeah I never played TF2, I was never interested in shooters
nice get btw
It's the "t" from the next line, OP hit a text limit.
Only if you find an active community server that you like. Even the custom gamemodes can be great fun.
just thought i'd let you know i am crossposting your heavily autistic profile on somethingawful
>26 backpack pages full of items
>using anything but stock loadouts
holy fucking shit lol
character limit. I copied your entire post and pasted it, that's what happened.
I'm so upset by what a bunch of strangers on the internet think about me.
Recaptcha is fucking my shit right now so I gotta stop posting but it's been fun.
>not using old fashioned captcha
you asked for it to fuck your shit
greyed out page numbers means there's nothing in them
>i don't care what you think! I-i-i-i'm gonna go now......
hahahhahahah fucking beta even through text on the internet
came back.
can I have a link to the post?
the old captcha still works? i never tried it when people were posting about it because it smelled like bullshit.
it isnt bullshit. its in the settings thing on the bottom right.
Oh shit thanks user. This is much better.
I'll be waiting, user :)
>waiting
lol, you can't see it? HAHAHA he doesn't even have :tenbux: for a forums account to view preferred posts, a newfag AND a poorfag :getout:
You have to pay to view posts on Something Awful?
Jesus fucking christ, that's disgusting. Why do people use that site again?
>everything's better in my GATED, WHITE, CHRISTIAN community
lmao. oh well I'll live.
happy to help. recaptcha fucking sucks
stay salty, stay triggered, and stay poor
>have to pay ten dollars to visit a website ill probably visit this one time then never go to again
>or i could spend that money on something like dinner or something i can actually use
Theres a difference between being poor and not wasting money on stupid bullshit
Or you could have registered before it cost money, but you probably weren't born yet in 1999, so now I get to drink your poorfag tears and enjoy a few yuks with fellow goons about your cringemaster tf2 profile.
I'm Gayford Hicks and I came here to suck
you don't have my profile though you have a page out of my backpack and a couple of random loadouts.
And in '99 I was too busy playing on Battle.net to be fagging it out on forums. Enjoy you laugh, I'm gonna have a wank.
It's free and the game is still fun to play. Ignore the washed-up grandpas
>have a wank
that explains a lot
probably explains why you're going to die at 30 you cholesterol filled fuck
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