Why won't Namco bring Klonoa to Steam?

Why won't Namco bring Klonoa to Steam?
Sup Forums would meme it into best selling title of a month it get released.

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actually Sup Forums should bitch about it constantly so it sells eight million copies

We do Klonoa threads a little differently around here.

>Thinking anything good will happen to the Klonoa series

Not today.

The only way something sells is if people want lewds and those don't exist so no interest.

POST PORN

go away mathew perry

Yeah sure, after we port the all of the other Ace Combats first

I wonder what's in here.

Furfags lusting over Klonoa's titular protagonist is the only reason anyone remembers these mediocre games.

If Klonoa was just a generic human, it'd be even more forgotten than it already is.

STOP

reminder that klonoa 1 emulates perfectly in mednafen and klonoa 2 emulates perfectly in pcsx2 as long as you know how to work the audio settings and how to work the graphics settings for dark sea of tears and underground factory

I remember buying PS2 back in early 2000s and for a while only having CD with demo games.
I can still remember certain parts of those games and how much I replayed them.
Klonoa was one of them.
Good old days, having fun no matter what you played.

Not gonna lie, the first time I saw Klonoa was porn.

Reminder that Klonoa 1 emulates flawlessly on pSX

reminder that you honestly shouldn't be using anything other than mednafen OR whatever you can hack together to get PGXP

Fair enough.

>Sup Forums would meme it into best selling title of a month it get released.
Just like Yooka laylee, right?

Except Klonoa is a legitimately good game.

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klonoa a cute
Sup Forums is filled with fags

Water is wet
Well not really, but the sky isn't blue either

Klonoa 1 Klonoa is the best Klonoa.

Klonoa Wii remake with english dub is superior version.

Disgusting, he looks like a sonic OC.

Finally, someone that speaks my language.

Would you play a fanclone of Klonoa with different character, Sup Forums?

Is there one being made?

It's going to be a gay furry porn game,
isn't it?

Only if the story is on par with DtP and you replace the fan character with Klonoa (DtP design obviously). Also don't forget to remove the Huepow bullshit because brainwashing people to help you instead of asking is an extreme dick move.

Yes, absolutely. The gameplay is a lot of fun in both Klonoa games, I'd love more of that. The replacement character has to be a cutie too though.

Yes. as a Doom mod.
It's going to be similar to youtube.com/watch?v=bXVIAOSbaPc

>Always hear legends about the Klonoa threads
>Never seen a single porn in any of them
10 years in the joint made you guys a fucking pussy

What is e621

>being this new
Lurk more

B-BAKANA!

Yes, i am new, full of energy and ready for action
You guys are old, busted and doesn't even have the balls to post the good stuff

What was the worst level in Klonoa?

I'm not that kind of guy, ask someone else. Most of Klonoa r34 is hot uninspired terribly drawn garbage in my opinion.

Namco made an official klonoa clone btw
youtu.be/O-oGz3HGu0U?t=4m2s

Not even close to being the shadow of Wahoo Cat.

The point is that these threads have porn all the time, you fucking retard
Calling you out for being new is implying you've only been around for a few of these threads and haven't happened to be around for one of the common porn dumps yet so you assume they just don't happen

Why do you want me to be banned, user?

It's a public service, think of all the good you can do with 3 days off of here

Man, I sometimes regret entering these because they end in furfags dumping porn most of the time. And the worst part is, the art style isn't remotely good.
Yes my standards are high as fuck

Klonoa doesn't exist anymore, enjoy your Tales and Idolmaster.

The movie coming out in december with art by Hitoshi Ariga would like to talk with you.

You don't have to be a furfag to appreciate klonoapucci.

>yet again shit art
>diaper/underwear fetishit
>LV design
Nah fuck you

wait a minute, that dog...

HEY IT'S THAT DOG

oh shit..

no...
No.
NO.

If your standards are too high, you'll never be happy.

I prefer not to. Now could you please stop posting bad crops please.

>click klonoa thread
>start thinking about life and happiness

Okay fine. I just got unbanned, but whatever.

>start thinking about life and happiness
>happiness
Not when Klonoa games have a decent amount of depressing moments/endings.

Great, now I have to burn my eyes by directly watching to the Sun.

what the fuck is wrong with his dick

Maybe you should lighten up

cease

I bet you really miss smash character threads. Go jerk off already to your furry shit and stop shitposting.

Is this better suited to your tastes?

I thought the r63 may be somewhat decent. I can't believe how fucking wrong I was.

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gotta save this shit as fast as I can before the 404

Who here /cuminflation/?

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Absolutely nobody except maybe (You).
This is why we can't have nice things.

You know you'd absolutely ravage him.

No because I don't have brain damage

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He's for hugging not fugging.

At least I'm not a fucking tranny

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lewd and cute are not mutually exclusive.

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I hope the mods make an exception for me since they love Klo.

I always open Klonoa threads to look for KlonoaGuy

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Bingo.

Why is his anus on his tail?

Probably because furries gargle so much cum that their brains are deprived of oxygen.

Did someone say vine rape?

This has been a great thread

Version of this pic without panties is way better.

I call bullshit

I'm sure

I love how furfags can never agree on what kind of dick anthro characters should have.

i hate how humans can never agree on which gender actors in porn should have

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>hate
Sure you do ;)

I only recognize the top one.

>english dub
>superior

nigger what?

>Cone dick
Knot > Human > Horsecock > Cone

>tfw I only recognize the bottom 3