Smash Gods and Gatekeepers - Melee thread

Team Mang0 vs. Team Leffen right now. Currently tied 1-1.

stream @redbullesports

bracket: smash.gg/tournament/red-bull-smash-gods-and-gatekeepers-2/events

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thewillrobertson.com/melee-blog/2017/5/16/u-s-hate
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Please keep the Abate autism in the last thread

Is there something else after this event?

remember, europe sucks against anything that isn't fox

Those girls would be lucky to get the abate dicking. Get some standards. Anyone 5/10 or above could just walk up to them and make some jokes, get them giggling, and get their dick wet within the night.

It's Smash related, smashing pussy haha

Abate is a 7/10 man that can easily score 7/10 roasties

When did you realize that it was Toph that made Scar bearable all along?

Other way around

Abate is a very attractive man, just stop arguing with that r9k autist.

Why does it seem like a greater percentage of europeans play fox than north americans?

fuck off

I guess I need to post an example of what a legitimately attractive man looks like because you guys don't seem to know too much about male attractiveness. Square jawline, thick neck, robust skull, slim hunter eyes, those are some easy markers for male attractiveness. Just lol if you think Abate with his gracile facial structure, pointed chin, prominent nose, and overlong midface is attractive.

The turk is chocking hard.

Eddy is a 10/10 only because of this match.

Daily reminder that Armada is a pussy who cried when the crowd chanted usa during Apex 2015 and 14.
And in response wants USA chants banned.

SHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORYUKEN

Our teams:
>Axe
>Plup
Neutral teams:
>Mew2King
>Wizzrobe
Teams to root against:
>SFAT
>Mango
>Chudat
>Leffen

that's dangerous nationalism, goy

Oh wait I forgot to mention his wide close-set bugeyes and sixth grade haircut.

>can beat leffen
>can take armada to game 5
>can't beat luigi

>Ice

God Eddy bodied him so hard.

>rooting against Chudat

don't reply to r9k

I don't disagree with you but

>slim hunter eyes

Your autism is off the charts

=D7

Just stop fucking replying to him.
He is talking about attractiveness in Smash fucking players.

Jesus Christ, Ice..

Can someone PLEASE just put Ice out of his misery

Why is Europe free if you play anything besides Fox/Shiek/Marth?

gonna be the only good teams match of the day. enjoy it boyz.

please someone tell me. Is there no singles bracket???? They gathered all these top players together just to play a bracket of crews really?

optimal play doesn't teach matchups

>rooting against team mango

stfu. discussing how wet some e-celebs get isnt vidya. neck yourself

>nigger nose
>chad

>Not rooting against the ebin Reddit meme man

All the doubles games have been amazing already

is this real

So is Ice just completely incompetent against anything that's not Fox and Peach?

>rooting against Chudat

reddit hates chu because of him farming mango.

>everything I don't like is reddit

Fake news. Armada did not cry and USA chants are not banned.

>posting reddit frog

google search says no.

It's not autism to acknowledge simple sexual dimorphism.

Also anyone else see that profile shot of Ice just now? LMAO at that jawline and chin, reminder that this man is unironically considered attractive in the melee community. No wonder some of you think Abate is Chad tier.

>Reddit meme

Never forget.
reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/2a1m5z/mew2king_just_shared_armadas_rant_on_his_wall/

thewillrobertson.com/melee-blog/2017/5/16/u-s-hate
Yes he fucking did, Cried directly to M2K
Goolge Search says yes

bump

Literally the opposite.

no one has been answering this, so I looked it up for you. And yeah, there isn't a singles bracket, only crews. Not sure if it's all over after this, or if there's something else, though.

There was a single's bracket yesterday, but the top players weren't participating in it, only scrubs, and "Cal" was the winner of that. Disappointing tournament...

...

maybe mang0 can clean himself up and stop being such a fucking buster one day

>azusa
>bizarro flame
>drephen

>scrubs

what a shit event

>Armada bitched a bit to M2K after getting salty over a loss
>Some literal who wrote a blog
There are USA chants going down this event.

Big House can't cum soon enough. And with PPMD confirmed, it's sure to be even more hype!

Reddit likes most players, the popularity just fluctuates.

I can't see wizzy losing this

Never said they are going to be banned, just that Armada wants them to.

Reddit fucking hates Leffen.

No We Don't.

Broken clock is still right twice a day.

>And with PPMD confirmed, it's sure to be even more hype!
Wrong. People are misreading the info at Smash.gg.
>Storied history – past attendance that includes Mango, Armada, PPMD, Mew2King, Hungrybox, Leffen, ZeRo, Ally, Nairo, ANTi, dabuz, and more
>Past attendance
PPMD has not registered for TBH7.

>4layeredironiccake.jpg

LOL literally everyone on here is a fuckface for not answering the question thanks giving me the info though.

I can't believe they'd get all these top players and claim that it's a chance for 'gatekeepers to take down gods' meanwhile all they're doing is shitty CREW BATTLES!

tourney is set to end at 9pm west coast so there is a zero chance that there will be any singles bracket.

yesterdays singles bracket was cool because it gave you a chance to see everyone that's normally in top 128 that you don't get to see on stream. Cal is a cool kid. Yesterday was possibly the highpoint of the tourney because you got to see some more low tiers play.

agreed, Disappointing Crews tournament.

THERE IS NO SINGLES BRACKET IF ANYONE IS WONDERING

Armada complains A LOT, and I know he is irrationally triggered by USA chants (really just by people being rooted for, lol), but I don't buy him crying over it at Apex.

I don't get these fucking events. I want to watch the Gods and Gatekeepers bracket, how do I do that?

>Reddit spacing

You are watching it.

nice reddit spacing and essay

Step one is learning how to read.

Oh the name on the bracket refers to the whole team?

reddit green-texting

Armada is triggered by USA chants because he's your typical smug anti-American yuropoor. He tries to hide it because so much of Melee's audience is American, but back in the smashboards days him and Mike Haggar used to shitpost about "amerifats" fucking constantly. I hope Armada is triggered by the USA chant, it's what he deserves.

why you khev to be maid? Is only game.

yep

is it actually reddit spacing? I just figured i'd start a new line with every new thought I had. Also forgive my essay I was very unhappy about this shit event

How the fuck can Mike Faggar call anyone else fat

Any examples of the smashboards stuff? Sounds hilarious

its a whack ass crew battle.

>whack singles tourney yesterday
dont worry about it.

>crews today
>best of 5
>stocks dont carry over
>first four games are 1v1
>last game is a 2v2
>you can still go 3-0 4-1 etc
its quirky and uniqe, just like my american cartoons

You faggots are obsessed with reddit.

>apologizing for anything

tfw PPMD will die in Melee's lifetime.

Does any player who has been around long enough not have a history of stupid shit they posted on smashboards?

>you can still go 3-0 4-1 etc
fuck. you know what i mean

you're free to go back there if it bothers you

>all you faggots salty about this event

lol here on reddit we're having a grand ol time. Enjoy being miserable fun-hating fucks lolol.

I'm going there later today, will there be smash 4 friendlies lol?

Why doesn't he do everyone a favor and just stop coming to events held in the US? That way he'll no longer be triggered by chanting and we'll be spared from his snoozefest matches.

fucking christ what was that

Army just isn't very good.

PPMD and Achillies1515

You're free to try out a noose.

because melee is the only thing I watch on twitch friendo
sorry for apologizing but I don't go on reddit so i'd rather just stay here

no u are

>sorry
kys

The simultaneous "AWWWWWWWWW" when someone SDs is strangely satisfying to hear

>kys