Going to make $6500 in his first month on Patreon

>going to make $6500 in his first month on Patreon
>hasn't released a video in over three weeks
which of you fucks is gladly funding this hack's next japan vacation

>Funding a Phil Fish apologist.

it's me, i'm the one doing it

>that fat face

Holy shit... I have no idea who that guy is, btw

Totally deserves it, stay mad.

Holy shit where is that eceleb board already

yes keep funding these cucks who are already well off and take trips to japan.

6.5k a month to voice his stupid opinions on the internet. What a time to be alive.

Good, that will make cucks obsessed with e-celeb mad.

it's honestly baffles me that people give money to neckbeards to voice their opinion online

Why don't you make a shitty porn game with minimal update every month and make a few thousands/v/?

Too lazy, just like you.

meanwhile dsp went from 1500 to 800 lmao

you lost me at the part where i have to put in any effort whatsoever

Sup Forums is so dumb and shit they don't even have the skills to do so.
This place is the internet equivalent of poor dumb people who say rich people are evil and sad.

How do we stop being lazy?

It's been scientifically proven that once you start making more money at what you do, you get worse at it

It's obviously shooped as a joke.

Need to get it marketed before getting any money. Sadly, it's not one of the things I'm good at.

i don't know but it sounds like a lot of work

Woah woah there calm down let me just browse Sup Forums one more hour ok then Ill tell you

Just pander to tranny or furry

bullshit

Just shill it on /vg/ porn general

this guys a fucking pseud

It's a joke. George is very average-shaped. He might have a bit of a belly but I believe he's trying to get back into regular exercise and conditioning.

Honestly he's probably one of the best videogame journalists/reviewers out there. He does a lot of detailed research for every video he makes, often with direct citations and interviews with important people. When he reviews games he does so thoroughly and even-handedly, focusing on what the game does well regardless of whether or not he actually has fun playing it. If a game is clearly trying to appeal to a niche that he's not in, he'll always make a point to say that he's not entirely qualified to critique that part of the game, although he'll call out stuff that is notably good/shit.

I'd say he's the most genuine /ourguy/ on Youtube today. He's even been really hesitant to get a Patreon for years, because he doesn't like the idea of people paying him money without giving them something tangible in return, so for the past few years he was selling socks branded with his own face as a cheeky way for people to "donate" to his channel. He's a great guy.

Can't be that hard, I think I'll start being productive tomorrow

meta as fuck

>Honestly he's probably one of the best videogame journalists/reviewers out there.

>12-year olds unironically think this

what a coincidence, tomorrow's when i plan to finally stop procrastinating

I can't do art. I could only code, but everyone knows that for porn games art is all that matters and even monkey could be the programmers.

Why did you fell for the programming meme then

>everyone knows that for porn games art is all that matters
Look up splendidostrich

Go away, Dean

well, I forgot about text games.
I'd still need to know how to write interesting shit.

Could be worse: you could be a writer with no artistic or programming skills. The only thing you do well is something that most people don't even give a shit about, and in fact the better of a writer you are, the fewer shits people give. In the time it takes you to write one manuscript which fellow writers and academics agree is phenomenal, someone else has just shit out two books in a nine-book series about gay zombie teens in a fascist dystopia and is already making enough money in royalties to pay for their own ghostwriter.

>I'd still need to know how to write interesting shit
Lol no

So whats your problem? Too proud for smut?

>Logo is literally a rip off of FOX from original metal gears

>I'd still need to know how to write interesting shit
All you need to do is pander to furries, and watch the money roll.

It does not work like that. First you have to to be well-known and then you can ask for money

Actually I write plenty of smut but it's all creepy mind control fetish porn and I am legitimately scared of getting put on some kind of watchlist if any of it goes public.

Wasn't that guy making corruption of champions getting paid to put content made by other people in his game?

>mfw my Georgesocks already have holes

Yes because he is a devout Metal Gear fan. It's a signifier of quality and intelligent analysis that pre-post-modern plebeians like you wouldn't understand.

>Buying those socks in the first place

I miss when he reviewed actual games and not FOTM indie trash.

He just parrots whatever is the most popular MGS sentiment, no real interesting insight and you can tell he just barely understands the series

>its ANOTHER youtuber hate thread
fuck off. nobody cares. video game culture is cancer any way you look at it

Tried but it only had text, no pictures pr anything.
Also, couldnt figure how to chain all the scenes together into something cohesive.
It was an /ss/ focused RPG Maker game with some prostitution elements but since it was shit I discarded everything.

Yea his entire MGS2 video was just compiling articles and research other people had done. I will say the editing was very good and it made for a compelling watch

>I denigrate my hobby because I'm insecure over my interests

grow up.

not using your Georgesocks to enhance your masturbation experiences

we all read that essay years ago

i have no issue with the hobby of playing videogames. internet whores and jews marketing energy drinks is what i have issue with

lol shut up pol

He did have some interesting points in his MGSV analysis though, and at that time reviewers were just jerking off the game and the internet consensus was that it sucked

not really it was just about muh story and how he was disappointed in the lack of a traditional structure, yawn.

You mean
>it's another youtuber gossip thread
Can't wait to hear he's fucking a SJW or what he did in his childhood.

He said half jokingly in some video he used to be a personal trainer and has said he's biked cross country, depsite being a scrawny fuck he's probably in the top 10% as far as video game e-celeb fitness levels go

I would be less mad if he would finally release critical analysis videos for MGS4 and Bioshock Infinite

I'm sure he'd find a way to let you know he's a white male in each video though

Because I refuse to do furry porn, which is where all the money in porn games comes from.

Totally agree. Been a subscriber for more than 2 years and the content he produces is great. Sometimes he can fall a little too niche for my liking but he's probably the best videogames journalist out there. I'd struggle to name someone as good

He's submitted multiple critique pieces on Patreon from Gamescom. Get mad kids.

Why do people give away money for nothing? Yes, I'm jealous.

>I'd say he's the most genuine /ourguy/ on Youtube today.

He IS our guy. I've been sub to him ever since he came here on Sup Forums to chill his channel. had like 100 subs at the time (it was a colab chanel at first with his friend Nathan, that later vanished without a trace ).

>He IS our guy.
e-celeb shit is cancer

The only thing Phil Fish did wrong was cancelling FEZ 2

kay...

You are literally giving money in exchange for additional content you retard.

I actually like George and his content. Not enough to give him free money but he's still a cool dude in my book. I may not agree with some of the things he says but at least he states good reasons as to why he likes said things.

I unsubbed to him a while ago because his content just got really boring. He was delivering the same bog-standard review you'd expect from anyone, just with a little bit more quality put into it. Taking a step back you realise he wasn't really saying anything interesting or worth the time his videos take to watch.

For what purpose

Real talk? All I can do is use RPG Maker, work on 3D models, and make a few low tier anime arts.
Thats all I can do for game related work.
I have no idea how I would make decent music for the game.

Real talk? l used to code for MUGEN and do low tier sprite work back in the day.

And? As far as I know Mugen is free fanmade game. Anyone could import characters to it.

let us combine forces and make a porn game
jk i don't have any 3d art skills.

>$10 for a discord channel and "exclusive articles"
>$20 for your name to be mentioned in credits
He says he needs the money for "office space, workers, and business trips" to make fucking youtube videos. He hasn't even made a video in three (3) weeks. He must make some AMAZING content for people to suck his dick and support all living costs.

If you subbed even $1 to his Patreon you would have seen 3 articles he wrote from Gamescom.

I didn't just import characters, though. l actually did custom spriting and AI coding. Very different, my friend.

This, a lot of patreon people do stuff exclusively for their patrons, it isn't uncommon

Gotta fund new noodle footage somehow

He said he's doing the mgs4 one by December in his latteon video

Has he had any updates about the podcast he said he'd make?
I think weedman is ok but when the patreon first went up I assumed he was going to pull a Spoony

Patreon is fucking stupid and so are you if you contribute to it.

Leaving a one time donation through PayPal for a channel you really like is fine; but committing to monthly fees for a YouTuber is ridiculous. I'll never understand how people can piss their money away like that.

ok George.thanks for visiting us.

and why would I give a shit? I buy vidya and play them for my own experience. I don't care about some journalist's opinion. I guess I don't have a real argument because i'm not part of his demographic. Obviously people support him and that's what they want.

Let him go to Japan and get nuked by best corea
ww3 very soon
Say goodbye to anime as well

>dude gets to be a millionaire in your lifetime for being opinionated on youtube
Jesus fucking christ, I should have never went for MINT and instead just made some blog where I talk about videogames.

I'll do whatever it takes to keep consolevania alive. I don't care how many shitters I enable in the process.

Sounds like OP is a little jelly.

this. and millenials wonder why they don't have disposable income.

he cool
also do u guys say it like WIDEman or WAYdeman

Weedman

Dude

Isn't he supported by Maker too? What is he doing with all of the money?

>Give money to youtuber so they can produce more content.
>Instantly starts producing less.
Like pottery.

Trips to Japan and drugs

the opposite happened with mister metokur

>Another e-celeb stops making content as soon as they go on hipster welfare

You'd think they would at least keep the work going for a few months before they get complacent, but it always fucking follows this patten. Same goddamn thing happened with Spoony and Matthewmatosis. What is it about Patreon that just kills their work ethic?