Why were you staring at my butt user? Did you think I wouldn't notice?

Why were you staring at my butt user? Did you think I wouldn't notice?

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I want to fuck those autismo eyes.

>Yes I was. I wanna motorboat your butt cheeks.

holy fuck

>tfw no botw zelda to erp buttplay with
Feels bad man

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I love BOTW because it finally gave some actual human animation plot and story to a nintendo game.

Could you imagine if Link cried? Link, this emotionless guy, all of a sudden in one game, started to cry. My childhood would break down seeing a legend like him crying.

I'll let nintendo slide on this one, it was a starter. I can't wait for nintendo to get serious.

Nintendo has a tendency to slowly introduce new things, because nostalgiafags. Im pretty sure we could start a whole thread of examples how nintendo has changed slowly.

There's a frog in my pants quick, get it out.

Mario mostly has regressed since TTYD.

Metroid is literally in a worse state than Sonic.

Do you have literal amnesia? SS did all of that better than BotW over half a decade ago.

youtu.be/Qmvzg1CdN4A?t=12m9s

I fuckin loved SS. It actually goes back to my point of Nintendo doing shit slowly.

But SS doesn't add. Because it was the same normal story that OoT, WW and TP had, but given the full plot and emotion. So yes, they did do plot, but it was given to an already old story.

BOTW was a new story, and a new character of Zelda. I loved that they gave new plot, and gave it GOOD.

>BOTW was a new story
It's not anymore new than SS was. What are you on about?

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I was too busy looking at Link to notice

source you bastard

umm....what are you talking about?
This Zelda had:
>daddy issues
>insecurities
>frustration
>actually trying hard, but always seen and views herself as a failure
>cries
>talks to Link about her life goals, and if he ever felt something like her
>actually has a personality, likes to study, and is as curious as a baby

shes honestly a waifu, whereas every other Zelda is no more than a princess and does what she does without struggle. SS zelda is just a typical girl, cant give her any points for individuality and deepness of character.

I thought you meant the games story itself. Spirit Tracks is the best Zelda anyhow.

Yeah, I thought they made Zelda a fairly interesting and flawed character this time around.

Why is the voice acting in this game so bad I just started playing it yesterday and it has some of the worst voice acting from a AAA I've heard in years.

VA sounded just fine to me but I've only played the jp version.

>legend of zelda
>the only legend is link

Real makes you think

The English voices or from what I"ve played so far is awful. What makes it stand out even more is that their isn't that much dialogue so the awfulness is amplified.

I have no idea. It's a shame too, they actually had something worth putting some effort into for once.

I thought it was fine. Only Zelda is somewhat dubious.

Well, you were being pretty obvious about showing it off, Princess

zelda's accent is way to shaky...is it british, is it american? wtf

dude...

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British

So I think I found out the reason why for the bad dubbing supposedly a Japanese guy picked the cast and voice direction of the English cast which explains everything.

best zelda comin through

literally a twig, Thiccelda is better

teen body. thicc is a meme created by FBI to remove the pedophillic desire that anime arouses within autistic online communities.

>"Let's make this Zelda the most stereotypical waifu imaginable."
>"But instead of her, you only get a romance sidequest with a random shopkeeper."
Damn it. I wish Nintendo would just go "fuck it" and make dating sim spin-off with their characters.

It's supposed to be british but the actor is american

Zelda's romance quest is the main quest

Zelda's voice gets better in the late game, but Mipha's voice makes me want to gouge my eardrums with broken glass.

I loved Mipha's voice. My little baka.

Unrelated but first time I used that prayer thing I didn't the know Mipha would let me know when it recharged and I sharted out of my eyes when I heard the voice.

But they don't go all the way through with it in the name of the player always being able to identify with Link. Same thing happens in Breath of the Wild. I feel they should just give you the option and slightly change the ending as a result if they're worried about immersion.

I mean. Wind Waker already gave Link emotion.
I mean it's cool that they've kept up with it, but it's not exactly new.

Go into the options and switch™ to Japanese user. Save yourself.

What fucking world am I living in where people are saying anything positive about the travesty that was Skyward Sword?

Mah nigga

What butt? Tight pants do not make a phat ass.

you write like a fucking woman

faggots really do have to taint everything they touch it seems

A world where some people on Sup Forums aren't strawmen and are able to think in more complex ways than "game is GOAT" or "game is complete shit". Crazy, I know.

I want to see your feet

>I wish Nintendo would just go "fuck it" and make dating sim spin-off with their characters.

how about no

we dont need yet another adventure/rpg game with retarded dating sim elements just for ooga booga muh dick faggots like you

it would fucking ruin the series

Because I am one.

Still holds true.

And? You aren't one of those dumb gamergate creepshows, are you?

I agree with the other guy, I like this Zelda but Skyward Sword's Zelda was extremely friendly and caring to Link, BoTW Zelda has a lot more problems and I like her too but as a whole the game has a pretty bare bones story and Zelda has had better ones like with Spirit Tracks, and it's mostly incomparable to any game the needs a good story to sell.

Honestly, can we admit these type of threads are fucking garbage? I dont understand why they always get hundreds of replies. What's really lame is that probably everyone in here is being ironic, you all know these threads are fucking retarded yet you think it's funny so you keep doing it. They really shit up the board.

Lady Impa, the Great Deku Tree and maybe the King have some godawful voice acting, but Urbosa, Mipha and Revali were awesome, Daruk too.

Zelda was passable, she has her moments.

A game being objectively shit doesn't mean everyone criticizing is just bandwagoning.

Skyward Sword was irredeemable, bland and uninspired handholding garbage.

IM THE ACTUAL user who wrote it, and Im a guy.

Its fun. You want discussion, make your own thread or deal with reddit.

These threads are veiled ass posting threads:
Keep posting them

Thanks for your subjective opinion.

Blame treehouse. They are fucking awful at voice direction. The moment I heard Zelda'a voice in the opening cutscene I instantly switched to Jap

>ass
Niggers get out, this is the white man's board

you should be really ashamed of yourself then

but then you have thicc loli's

I'm was glad I set language to JP before I even started.

>Zelda cycle in full effect
I hate it when shitposters are right

but then you have thicc loli

In my opinion Zelda is the only noticeably bad performance, which is pretty unforgivable considering she's basically the starring role. If they wanted her to have a British accent why did they use an American VA?

Regardless, Urbosa, Sidon, and Revali were actually good, and the rest were forgettable at worst.

can you source a brother?

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the ideal female body

Injuu Nue to no Seikatsu

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Don't forget to hit that mf'ing IQDB button before asking, though

I've no idea what you mean. I think you're mistaken.

Thanks

you mean doe eyes?

too accurate

i've never wanted wind waker

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I need sauce

This is the most disturbing thing I've seen this week.

I bring my friends to gangbang her

Admit it, she's the worst of all the Zeldas

Seriously though. I thought her MODEL was released on SFM. How come we havent got ANY good porn yet?

Only if you are a shit taste faggot

She is by far the best

Wait...there's a model?!

agreed, her VA ruined her whereas SS Zelda's benefited from it

Futa Zelda x Trap Link a best

I think we just have her ritual dress model, not any of her other outfits. Hopefully the DLC will change that.

>worst zelda
>when WW zelda, SS zelda, and fucking og zelda exist
Stupid contrarians

>staring at Zelda butt when Link butt is superior in every way

post more SS zelda art. I swear I can never find good art of her, they fuck up her proportions and face too often

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where do you think you are?

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a place with majority heterosexuals. again i say, gays not welcome.

but i fap to a girl