Let's play
Let's play
>Describe a video game as badly as you can
you press buttons and stuff happens
You play as this shy manlet who steals people's souls just to get some pussy
you play as a fucking uuhhhhhh
You die
A hobo chops down a tree.
you press right to kill yourself
GTA V
As bad as I can?
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You help a girl commit sudoku at the end.
This month you'll kill a god.
damn, you're good
You're doing a bunch of chores for your bitch wife and almost everyone in town tries to kill you when doing said chores.
Postal 2
Idk lol I mean there's like this one guy and he's like all angry because something happened and like uh there's this one evil guy who hates him and like he tries to stop him but then there's this other guy whos all like lol no u suk so they fight for a little bit and he loses so he runs away but before another fight he shows up again and wants to fight again and like this time he's harder but not really and then the game ends and then there's like a movie credits scene with all the creators and then the games over
Blue man kill evil guy
major key to success
you wear sunglasses indoors at night and kill people, or maybe you don't.
>Let's play
Player Unknown Battlegrounds
crash
Dark Souls
You're good
Necrololicon and mechs
A platformer in which you play as an anthropomorphic mammal
super mario world
Talking potato adventure
You're slave and you help other slaves do slave stuff
Demon's Souls
Help Silver Surfer get pardoned from prison.
A trap accidentally works for the Illuminati.
After killing your father your brother decides to Hold to rich guys hostage and demand money and his your father's corpse. Also they have a really shitty gundam
Karoshi Suicide Salaryman. Ez.
Steal stuff as a furry
warcraft 3
1.Your master takes you for a bath but you get dissolved in the water, you spend the rest of the game going after him but he runs away through time.
2.You play as a team of fantasy rat catchers, the creators kill your franchise.
3. Two orcs in airplanes destroy a zeppelin, the gnome was actually a dwarf.
Demonbane
The bad guys are deadly, the good guys absolutely suck.
X-Com
Your whole family gangs up on some nerd that doesn't want to go outside.
The Elder Scrolls as a Khajiit.
Metal Gear Solid
No
nope, not even close.
this game is dirt
Destiny?
Minecraft
BROOOOOOOOTHERR
Colin McRae Rally
It no longer distracts you from the gnawing loneliness and suicidal thoughts you experience every single day
Sly Racoon.
Not what i was thinking of
bingo
Death Note
ball in a robot
close
You are the chosen one who has to stop an ancient evil.
Mighty No. 9
That one tf/latex/goo fetish game some furry made for his gf. Surprisingly tough to 100%.
Portal 2
Pikmin
Ace Attorney
Conker's Bad Fur Day.
All property is theft.
Luigi's Mansion
Undertale
Thing go wrong, must leave
Your some race mixed macguffin sent on a mission to recover a magical being in a snowy shitty coal town. You are also being mind controlled
Persona?
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.
there is no jump button
pressing right makes you move right sometimes, pressing left makes you move left sometimes
the objective of the game is to win, within a time limit
it can be a really frustrating game
Your character and their group has to kill God with the power of friendship
DiRT 4
I was actually thinking of Oddworld but Pikmin also relates
You um drive on a highway and use people's rear bumpers as a brake.
JRPG #1233
tetris
Arkanoid
Undertale
burnout
Works too but I was thinking of Gw2, hence "this month".
You're dead
Bing bing Wazoo
you don't really have a time limit in tetris eh, not what I was thinking of anyway.
new hint: you can win not pressing more than a single button
No.
Breath of the Wild
Facade
shadow of colossus
>>Describe a video game as badly as you can
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After getting out of jail you have to protect your waifu's daughter from your best friend.
Ghost Trick
nope
guess I did an even shittier job of describing than I thought. Have a new hint - you can crouch in the game
ash man goes to ash tray
You're winner!
Wario world
pokemon
It's all fiction
You are the dream of a a dying kid.
You just want to have a comfy adventure with your new friends, but a rapist ruins everything
off
FFXIII. Probably applies to every JRPG for that matter.
We find an egg in mars and then space niggers come to kill us
It was all a dream.
Final Fantasy III
that's the joke
Super Mario Bros. 2
Berserk
Ding ding!
A giant mob of people become weapons.
correct
Survivor of space-9/11 becomes "terrorist".
Ouch that water hurt :( let's go kill "family"
there is no jump button
pressing right makes you move right sometimes, pressing left makes you move left sometimes
the objective of the game is to win, within a time limit
it can be a really frustrating game
you can win not pressing more than a single button
you can crouch in the game
come on hit me how many more hints do you need
one of the stages is a space station