Let's play

Let's play

>Describe a video game as badly as you can
you press buttons and stuff happens

You play as this shy manlet who steals people's souls just to get some pussy

you play as a fucking uuhhhhhh

You die

A hobo chops down a tree.

you press right to kill yourself

GTA V

As bad as I can?

asdfhfsdghagahgeyfgyGAHFGDSFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You help a girl commit sudoku at the end.

This month you'll kill a god.

damn, you're good

You're doing a bunch of chores for your bitch wife and almost everyone in town tries to kill you when doing said chores.

Postal 2

Idk lol I mean there's like this one guy and he's like all angry because something happened and like uh there's this one evil guy who hates him and like he tries to stop him but then there's this other guy whos all like lol no u suk so they fight for a little bit and he loses so he runs away but before another fight he shows up again and wants to fight again and like this time he's harder but not really and then the game ends and then there's like a movie credits scene with all the creators and then the games over

Blue man kill evil guy

major key to success

you wear sunglasses indoors at night and kill people, or maybe you don't.

>Let's play

Player Unknown Battlegrounds

crash

Dark Souls

You're good

Necrololicon and mechs

A platformer in which you play as an anthropomorphic mammal

super mario world

Talking potato adventure

You're slave and you help other slaves do slave stuff

Demon's Souls

Help Silver Surfer get pardoned from prison.

A trap accidentally works for the Illuminati.

After killing your father your brother decides to Hold to rich guys hostage and demand money and his your father's corpse. Also they have a really shitty gundam

Karoshi Suicide Salaryman. Ez.

Steal stuff as a furry

warcraft 3

1.Your master takes you for a bath but you get dissolved in the water, you spend the rest of the game going after him but he runs away through time.

2.You play as a team of fantasy rat catchers, the creators kill your franchise.

3. Two orcs in airplanes destroy a zeppelin, the gnome was actually a dwarf.

Demonbane

The bad guys are deadly, the good guys absolutely suck.

X-Com

Your whole family gangs up on some nerd that doesn't want to go outside.

The Elder Scrolls as a Khajiit.

Metal Gear Solid

No

nope, not even close.

this game is dirt

Destiny?

Minecraft

BROOOOOOOOTHERR

Colin McRae Rally

It no longer distracts you from the gnawing loneliness and suicidal thoughts you experience every single day

Sly Racoon.

Not what i was thinking of

bingo

Death Note

ball in a robot

close

You are the chosen one who has to stop an ancient evil.

Mighty No. 9

That one tf/latex/goo fetish game some furry made for his gf. Surprisingly tough to 100%.

Portal 2

Pikmin

Ace Attorney

Conker's Bad Fur Day.
All property is theft.

Luigi's Mansion

Undertale

Thing go wrong, must leave

Your some race mixed macguffin sent on a mission to recover a magical being in a snowy shitty coal town. You are also being mind controlled

Persona?

Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.

there is no jump button
pressing right makes you move right sometimes, pressing left makes you move left sometimes
the objective of the game is to win, within a time limit
it can be a really frustrating game

Your character and their group has to kill God with the power of friendship

DiRT 4

I was actually thinking of Oddworld but Pikmin also relates

You um drive on a highway and use people's rear bumpers as a brake.

JRPG #1233

tetris

Arkanoid

Undertale

burnout

Works too but I was thinking of Gw2, hence "this month".

You're dead

Bing bing Wazoo

you don't really have a time limit in tetris eh, not what I was thinking of anyway.

new hint: you can win not pressing more than a single button

No.

Breath of the Wild

Facade

shadow of colossus

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After getting out of jail you have to protect your waifu's daughter from your best friend.

Ghost Trick

nope

guess I did an even shittier job of describing than I thought. Have a new hint - you can crouch in the game

ash man goes to ash tray

You're winner!

Wario world

pokemon

It's all fiction

You are the dream of a a dying kid.

You just want to have a comfy adventure with your new friends, but a rapist ruins everything

off

FFXIII. Probably applies to every JRPG for that matter.

We find an egg in mars and then space niggers come to kill us

It was all a dream.

Final Fantasy III

that's the joke

Super Mario Bros. 2

Berserk

Ding ding!

A giant mob of people become weapons.

correct

Survivor of space-9/11 becomes "terrorist".

Ouch that water hurt :( let's go kill "family"

there is no jump button
pressing right makes you move right sometimes, pressing left makes you move left sometimes
the objective of the game is to win, within a time limit
it can be a really frustrating game
you can win not pressing more than a single button
you can crouch in the game

come on hit me how many more hints do you need

one of the stages is a space station