Can you help Cuphead defeat the Tutorial?

Can you help Cuphead defeat the Tutorial?

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>have to go backwards in the level to progress
Wow great game design there

Real brain teaser there. Maybe if I try to jump 200 times I'll be able to jump higher eventually.

woah, a tutorial? haven't played one of those in a long ass time

This is literally impossible. What the fuck were they thinking?

>HOLD FOR HIGH JUMP
What does that even mean?

>hold for high jump
Ugh, already see accidental deaths because the game didnt register the jump properly. The fuck is wrong with tapping A twice for the double jump?

wait a minute...

This is too confusing! I'm done playing this!

Half-A press

literally the dark souls of video games

Where's the cash store?

>not the webm

*dashes into cylinder for a solid 3 minutes*

>dark souls of video games
Thanks user made my day

Because gradient jumping allows for more complex and punishing level design.

Yes. Jump and when the character is at his highest peak, use dash.

Have you guys never played a platformer before? Even SMB1 has different jump heights based on how long you hold the button.

Holy shit...

I heard after 12 missed jumps the column despawns.

oh god, this is worse than doom

Fucking frame perfect inputs.

This isnt even about being bad at videogames, the guy is almost literally unable to coordinate 2 different inputs at the same time, to the point were im wondering if he has any kind of motor disability.

How is someone so incapable of basic operations also someone who is a game journalist?

Is this a bot playing it

Game's obviously too hard. Difficulty needs to be lowered for launch. Hold on a second. Let me just sit down on this bench.

>see the words "Run N Gun" on the first level
>does neither
Was Jared Leto playing this?

How can anybody be this bad at videogames

So who's the retard this time?

What site is playing this?

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polygon iirc

>not the video to show how he gets stuck 20min on the first half of the first level
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=227&v=848Y1Uu5Htk

The original title was "Cuphead Gamescom Demo: it's not easy"

The article is also hilarious
>"I didn’t realize for quite a long time that you don’t accomplish anything by jumping on top of an enemy, like in the Mario games. Rather, you lose a life. It took me a reminder as well that you can change the type of shot."

It's not polygon but the confusion is understandable.

I see this and think not of stupid, but of a deeper level of autopilot than anything
He just goes forward and does as instructed, used the airdash against the wall several times, trying to jump over it as if his brain was turned off, then upon failure, autopilot sends a rescue signal to the active mind, which then takes over and has to experiment once again. The active mind was absent during dash and high jump, only realizes the wall in front.
And it tries to jump over it again and again. Then comes to realization it cant work like that, and realizes there's a higher ground behind, and tries it. And keeps trying and trying but it's to no avail.
Keep in mind, the autopilot was the one that learnt the controls, but the active mind just got a glance on them, and it has not even half of it's coordination, so it has to calculate the apex point of the jump and the edge of the platform.
But again, it doesnt work.
And then he realizes, it's still not enough, and that's when he finally gets out of the tunnelvision and sees the whole screen: dash and shoot. The active mind experiments a little with the mechanics and tries again, until he finally gets the right timing to coordinate it all and get through
Still really fucking stupid and bad

Dean Takahashi from GamesBeat and wanna know what´s more hilarious? he is actually replying to people on Twitter challenging them to show him their first mins of gameplay.

Venturebeat.

For real though why isn't air dash set to a bumper or trigger?

Can you customize the controls?

Remind yourself that this person can breed.

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i'm pretty sure he's old enough to be my dad - yet i'm not sure why he would be in position to care about video games

It's probably a form of neurodegeneration and he hasn't even realized that he's ill yet, despite struggling more and more over the years and telling himself that's normal and he's just out of shape. Perhaps his memory is even affected. Someone should make him go to a local neurologists for a checkup, he might not have much time left.

>asian
what went so wrong

>you wouldn't be able to do any better!
Oh, Dean. You fucking retard.

>Takahashi
I don't think so

Watching the gameplay in motion sort of undoes all the cool things they did with the artstyle.

I get that it's 2017 and this whole smooth as butter 60FPS meme is in full force, but something about the smoothness of the actual motion of the game throws me off. It doesn't mingle well with the other lower framerate/rigid/oldstyle animations and it just makes the whole game seem.... not cohesive.

It looks fun, but it seems their efforts were wasted in a lot of ways.

I realized last night I don't have nearly enough AV saved.

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If it were a bot, the people programming Cuphead would be the worst programmers in the industry. They wouldn't even be able to program the enemies correctly if that was the case.

This is even worse than that DOOM clip with the retarded journo who couldn't aim.

Ill honestly record my first minutes of gameplay and send it over to him, and i expect many others to do the same.

Source?

I think he means one of those learning programs that goes through hundreds of random input iterations and uses the genetic or learning patterns of the most successful iterations to make new generations until eventually one of them beats the level.

I dunno, check e621.

I read a theory behind that one where he was using a trackpad

tfw this could be why I'm bad at games

oh gross, nevermind.

Definitely a clit-mouse.

>clit-mouse

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Why is 99% of porn just gross shit ? Who finds this good ?

Artificial difficulty, the thread.

You know what to do Sup Forums

Any retard could have grasped that the dash is pure horizontal movement after using it once or twice.

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Looks a bit too complicated. They should add a tutorial to this section instead of throwing players in the deep end.

Stop.

Why my dude?

So not only has this guy never played a video game in his life before, but apparently he's never been in an argument on the Internet before.

I swear this guy is a clone that's only been breathing for a few months.

delete this

>it's obvious you're supposed to jump from the cube the moment you see how high you can jump
>still takes him over a minute to figure it out
>can't do it anyway
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>hold for high jump
thats standard for all top tier platformers
mario/crash etc do it

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What the fuck is that

>tapping A twice for the double jump
What fucking alternate reality are you from?

It was only a matter of time

Is he serious ? Does he really have a mental illness ?

>not using the i-frames of your dash to just go through the cylinder obstacle
plebs

Might have something to do with his control scheme. If he's supposed to be holding a bottom-most jump button and the immediately transition to pressing the top-most dash button that would explain his poor performance. Typically jump buttons and dash buttons are neighbors (if neither are shoulder buttons) so you can hold one while pressing the other.

If the jump button and dash button are on opposite sides to one another then I would give this guy the benefit of the doubt because that's bad game design.

I strongly suspect that's not the case though and he's just toddlers stacked up under a coat.

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100000000 hours in paint

Cockvore is better, honestly.
Though I prefer larger preds.

Season 3 was trash

The music is really fitting

I don't know what show it's from.

which publication is this for

doom's tutorial is literally impossible

I know you meant to quote that other guy, but in all honestly I'd rather get digested into a cute lizard herm's cum than play like that retard.

Just limit the frames yourself then

that isn't anywhere near as impressive because the enemies do move fast and it's on a controller
literally being unable to pass Mario World 1 is fucking h y s t e r i c a l

Us for still having faith in man.

Probably not. His movement's analogue and not 8-directional as it would be on a keyboard.
It's a gamepad.

Bitch please I use Photoshop.

Some people mentioned the possibility it was played on a trackpad and actually I could somewhat understand if that was the case.

>26 minutes lost

Forget a trackpad, i always played PC games with Mouse and Keyboard, if i was handed a controller right now it would be the same i think

Better Call Saul from Netflix and AMC

Better Call Saul

Shit's KINO

3>1>2 you shitstain

Yeah I see what you mean now, definitely a gamepad