You better wake yo ass up mmm hmmm! You wuz dreaming an shit, not even hurricane Katrina could wake yo ass...

You better wake yo ass up mmm hmmm! You wuz dreaming an shit, not even hurricane Katrina could wake yo ass. I heard we in morrowind, they bout to let us out this motherfucker. Here come the guard.

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Nu-Sup Forums hasn't played this game, op.

Horrible thread, op.
Anyways whats the best House and why is it Redoran?

forty keks

>M-muh honor!
Fuck off hipster. Hlaalu is the only house that understands the meaning of civility.

fuck the elves

>High ranking members ask you to get nude and do weird shit, including humiliating a pheasant.
They're also into necrophilia, weird shit.

Redoran is the best

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The absolute state of the dumbner

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delete this right now

Too bad you're dead.
Faggot.

>ayo azura open the door gurl
>mmm hmm nerevanig i dont want nothin wit ya broke ass
>BITCH i finna take down this here door
>nah ah nigga you aint even got a damn watch
always comin at the wrong time n shit

ELVES LIVES MATTER

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DUNMERS TONGUE MY ANUS

I don't like Dark Elves or MK lore

ayo so u be sayin we wuz chimer n shit ?

>M-muh profits!
Fuck off globalist. House Telvanni is the only house that understands POWER

Had a hearty kek at this.

Telvanni

How are those recreational nukes going

>Virgin Telvanni
Don't you have some khajiit to molest in a mushroom?

AYO HOL UP
*polishes "spear"*
SO U BE SAYIN
*fucks weird thing*
WE WUZ SOME FINNA
*stabs best friend in the back*
SOME FINNA
*fellates the living heart of a god*
HOL UP HOL UP
*writes gay poetry shipping himself and aforementioned best friend*
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ
*fucks more weird things*
SOME FINNA
*gives favourite fapping glove to a random outlander*
SOME FINNA CHIMER N SHIEEEEET
*goes to fuck even more weird things and drops a Moon on his own city*

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>implying I would touch an animal instead of my daughter-wives

>Not doing all your business naked
How else would the other party be able to fully trust that there's no dagger beneath my clothes? It's merely a sign of trust and friendship, not like the animals at Redoran and Telvanni would know what those two things are.

But how would they know that there isn't a dagger hidden up your anus?