Can't skip tutorial

>can't skip tutorial

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>can't beat tutorial

If the tutorial was fun there'd be no need to skip it. Sadly that's almost never the case.

>skip tutorials
>dont know any commands
>rate the game 4/10 for not being intuitive

OSRS's tutorial is literally the only tutorial I don't mind playing through.

>tutorial gives you achievement for 'beating' it

how low can devs crawl?

fuck.....

Welcome to Dark Souls

>tutorial is unskippable and takes a good while
>most of it is dialogue and characters talking
>mostly handholding between areas
>makes replaying a game a hassle for the start

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THE DARK SOULS OF PLATFORMERS

>cant change controls

are you implying that it's hard?

tutorial is over 2 hours

t. dean takahashi

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

>Tutorial is the game

lord almighty.

>tutorial is optional
>there's a collectable that can be missed if you skip the tutorial

>game's singleplayer campaign is a tutorial for the multiplayer mode

>Change controls
>Tutorial messages show default controls

Who is this? Tell me who this is so I can write him a strongly worded letter. Is it DSP, that bastard?

Someone post that Dark Souls 2 webm of the "switch equipped weapons" tutorial message

>skip tutorial
>don't know how to play game
>Game's shit! 0/10

Sup Forums in nutshell

some game journalist, vid is on yt
you wouldn't want to watch the whole thing
he was only pretending anyways :^)

Oh, Twilight Princess?

delet

This has to be an A.I playing games for the first time. Right?

>Someone post that Dark Souls 2 webm of the "switch equipped weapons" tutorial message
what is this

>game has horses
>doesn't let you be a farmer

>game has sausages
>can't ask daddy if he'd like some

>A tutorial 20 mins before finishing the game
Mario and Luigi Dream Team was kind of fun but god dammit the hand holding was unreal

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>Polygon plays Cuphead.

I'm on mobile, so I don't have it, but someone reads the message saying to press left or right on the D-pad, then turns left and right repeatedly.

Can't tell how many hours of my life Peragus has saved me. Kills any urge to replay nice and quickly.

>tutorial is harder than the rest of the game

thanks

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>friend skips tutorial
>constantly asks me how to do simple shit that was covered in the tutorial

I linked him to the /hbg/ guide for hacking 3DS the other day and I still had to do most of it for him. I know he can read, he's just fucking lazy.

you are spoiling your boy friend

I'd appreciate the gesture if he at least tried put out at this point.

Normalfags were a mistake.

>new game+
>makes you do the tutorial again

These are the people who write articles and think their reviews or thoughts on games matter.

>trips
>good post

Fuck MGS2, right?

You think maybe its not a tutorial..? It's part of the game.

>First five levels are a cleverly disguised tutorial

Jesus christ

>have no control of your character for the first 5 hours

Oh boy I am laughing so hard, that dude knows how to make people angry.

>tfw it's not fake

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No, but in every souls game you get an achievment for beating the tutorial boss.

>tutorial has a time limit and if you go over that limit you don't get the achievement

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>Tutorial gives you starter materials to give you an edge in early game
>Skip it and you get nothing
A game did this but I forgot what it's name was

I feel you, user. I love the game more than Persona 3, but starting a new cycle is always a pain.

do u guys think there is something actually wrong with dsp? like maybe hes go messed up neurons in his brain from a disease that make him suck at video games? dont u need good hand coordination or something to play vidya? what if all this time he has some disease n u r all poking fun at dsp for his disability?

>tutorial gives you a major spoiler in the story as a hint

I have no doubt in my mind he has some kind of learning disability. I'll just trust that you've seen enough for me to not even need to give evidence.
And I just really hate how he spends like an hour to say "I'm done with this game" when he rage quits. He tries to critique the game but fails and just goes on and on then blames his problems on everything else.

>It's the last achievement you get

>you can go back and replay the tutorial at any time

>Replay the tutorial in NG+
>You break the tutorial with your new equipment you wouldn't normally have

>cuphead

Fucking TP and it's horrendous starting sequence

If you're fast it'll only take you 2 hours to get to the proper game!

YOU REMEMBER HOW TO BUST VIRUSES, RIGHT, LAN?

>Entire cutscenes and missions re dedicated to explaining tutorials

Let's JACK IN

>Tutorial messages pop up in the final boss fight

metrics gathering.

90% of people completed tutorial, 90% of people completed the last level = you've at the very least made a game that most people can and want to finish
(doesn't mean the game is good)

>blood dragon's tutorial

kino

New Vegas?

>final level is the tutorial again

>New Game +
>Still can't skip tutorial

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>Bethesda
>Hour long forced story intro

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>Game has 60% of people beating the tutorial

>skips the tutorial because he thinks he's above it
>complains that he doesn't know what to do

video game journalist everyone.

Surprisingly, the Dark Souls series has the smallest gap between beginning and end. I thought there'd be more than a few people who return it 20 minutes in.

Smallest gap I've ever seen*

It's called foreshadowing.

I know a guy with only 4 min playtime on Kerbal space program. He rage quit because he couldn't attach the wings how he wanted, he never even flew a rocket

I really hope you can turn down the filter that makes this look like shit

>play tutorial to know how to play the game
>tutorial is so boring it kills your interest in the game

Which game was it that had the achievement for starting the game that 60% of players didn't have?

These people can't even play games, but they are more than happy to write articles telling us why games should change for bullshit reasons.

every god damn game

SMT IV. Naraku fucked me up so many times.

what the fuck

>tfw want to replay suikoden 5 but it literally has a mandatory 10 hour tutorial

The Dark Souls of video games

its so hard to recommend this game to anyone because of the beginning but its my favorite game of all time.

im getting mad watching this.

Jontron, is that you?

why

I've seen literal 5 year olds play better than this.

If you're going by Steam achievements they don't really tell the whole story since everyone's achievements were reset when it switched to Steamworks.