Guild drama

>guild drama
I'm bored and drama stories always make me laugh anons, so post em

>Be me
>This happens
>End

>played a video game with people
>they behaved strangely
>I stopped playing the video game with people

>be me
>In a small guild
>chill bros, fun to play with.
>rolled another faction on a different server out of curiosity.
>play there for a week.
>come back and most of the guild is disbanded.

Small guild
Guild leader starts inviting co-workers, who invite their personal friends
One day, some Australian woman is barking orders in the guild's vent
Turns out she is trying to take over the guild and turn it into a hardcore raiding guild
All the new people are on her side
Her boyfriend worked under the guild leader and was recently fired by him
All the people in the guild were also underlings
Me and my friend (both generals) in the guild went on a kicking spree
The guild leader was heartbroken but understood

I once joined guild with mostly girls. They were all pretty cool and everybody got along, then I stopped playing because I got bored the end.

>had a guild with epic BROS
>nasty girl joins
>guild disbands :(
>FUCKING WOMEN

>be me

I know, right? Why is this so prevalent now?

Alright this shit actually just happened a week ago:

>Be in a raid
>Leader is kind of a dick but he's an overall alright guy and people don't let it get to them
>Fast forward 6 months
>Raid leader is hyper aggressive about literally everything
>Generally on everyone's nerves
>Had multiple meltdowns on raid members but for whatever reason they stayed
>Don't know this happend
>Get my own personal nuclear meltdown from leader cause I was against kicking a new member who was still learning
>He says i have the choice between getting kicked or leaving
>mfw I'm the best dps in the raid
>Tell him he can kick me and tell everyone why he did it
>Tries backpedaling later that night
>Just generally sick of his shit and after talking to other members when they said it happened to them too, I'm no longer interested in interacting with this person
>Leave Raid, Guild, Unfriend, etc
>He acts like nothing happened and PM's me on discord asking if I'm still going to show up
>Flip the fuck out at him, unload why I can't stand him any more and then block him
>His girlfriend messages me saying he didn't mean any of it
>mfw

Dude had me in a fucking abusive relationship, I felt like he did the equivalent of the "I didn't mean to hit you I'm sorry" shit

>really outgoing and social with people I know
>don't know anyone
>don't even join a guild
>just start my own so I can get guild perks
>been all alone for a year
My raid team was the most fun I'd had, but we disbanded and now I don't know what to do.

>in guild with bros
>girl was a founding member
>no problem
>she dates guild lead for a bit
>they break up
>no problem
>starts dating this faggot from out of guild
>she begs us to let him in
>he's low level, undergeared
>he sucks shit at the game
>always whining and no fun
>lead doesn't have the balls to kick him
>we decide to take a break from the game and play some other shit for a while
>I come back and he's gone
>nobody else came back with me
>all alone for a year

>rarely join a guild because I'm too socially inept and afraid the guild mates will make fun of me or yell at me for doing something wrong
what do lads?

>be ooga
>cavewoman join hunting party
>cavebros start act like berrypicker
>cavewoman no good at hunt
>hunting party no more

>be
>everyone happy
>woman
>no
>disband

>in a small guild for dungeons & dragons online
>reach end-game content (before any content additions) and we're all making our way through the final dungeon
>reach a spot where the thief needs to pick a lock for us to proceed
>guild leader is the thief
>he left his lockpicks in his bank
>as he's scrambling to go retrieve them everyone on vent is laughing their ass off
>me being the main tank I say "brb guys, I gotta head back to town"
>"what for?"
>"I left my shield in the bank"
>everyone laughs
>kicked from the guild by the guild leader
>everyone loses their shit
>guild leader gets back, re-invites me with a laugh, and we have a good time clearing the rest of the dungeon

I miss those dudes.

>me good friends with guy
>hes a carefree black dude whos funny as hell
>we join same fc together
>we get along with everyone really well and become close
>one day I join voip channel and talk to them
>having a good time
>good friend joins
>starts talking
>hes drinking a little , when that happens he goes ape with the ebonics
>"shit yall this boxed wine got me TIPSY HUAHUAHUA"
>his laugh was unique, guaranteed smile from 90% of people
>anyways, fucking dead silence from the couple in guild
>im the only one talking with him
>we talk for awhile and just do random guild stuff
>next day they kick him out
>I flip out and ask why
>"hes too different and doesnt get along with everyone"
>ie hes black as fuck and the couple who runs the fc is from the deep south
>leave guild and never look back

I guess it completely depends on the game, but why would you stay in a dead guild? I can understand the logic in 2008, but in 2017, that is guaranteed to fail.

>tfw /bnsg/ is going wild on Sup Forums today

I was banned from an ERP server a few years ago for apparently lacking basic English skills.

Good job. It sucks when people have views that are dramatically different than your own, especially after they seem level headed.

What was the other posts?

Also, I just picked this image from a similar thread a few days ago

The same exact threads as this one.

What fucking game is this? I thought Tera had the perfect lolis but this looks pretty good.

Whatever you say

>reddit Online
Fuck off with the paedo shit.

I'm a huge asshole online but people think I'm funny so they tolerate it. I'm so lonely.

My dick wasn't ready for this. I'm not a pedophile, though.

...

You're probably just a good enough player for them to pretend to think you're funny to keep you around. At least I've seen that happen before.

>head literally half the size of her torso

No.

she's clearly got some well developed tatas

>EVE Online corporation
>Running on a small corner of the known universe
>doing pretty good for ourselves, been running for about a year and a half
>I do most of the leg work and outside corporation work (working with others, organizing deals, etc), 2nd in command does most of the micromanaging and keeps the spreadsheets updated. Generally does a good job.
>End up going to college, doing major in Poli-Sci, minor in English/Lit. Since focusing fully on schoolwork, spend final summer before college training my 2nd in Command on dealing with negotiations and other stuff I normally did, ask him to train someone to take his place
>Go to college, good semester, etc
>Return 4 months later, whole corp has been disbanded, 2nd in command vanished
>Ask someone else, turns out 2nd-in-command didn't really know what he was doing, even after assuring me he did and didn't need more training, and ran the corporation into the ground from a series of bad business decisions and also pissing off the mercenary group we hired to do our military/defense work, so they ended up doing raiding work for an opposing corporation to fuck us over
>2nd-in-command basically went underground in shame, never heard from him again
>Never found the time to try and even attempting rebuilding

Fucking EVE Online...

Two people who don't like each other fail to muster the mutual restraint to just not interact with each other and instead start obnoxiously interacting with each other with an audience of 5 to 100 guildmates.

Some guild person nobody knows gets upset that people who don't know him choose to play with the people they know instead of inviting him to the thing, thus confirming the existence of the circlejerk.

8 to 25 individual people find it difficult to coordinate schedules to do coordinated content so when a single person can't make it they're subject to the combined grumblings of 7 to 24 angry people

Thirsty virgins harbor unrequited feelings and/or social awkwardness for quote-unquote 'girl' [citation needed]


I think that about covers it

>Be one of the top players for my class on the server
>join the biggest and strongest guild on the server
>Dominate the majority of the guilds and control 3-4 guildbases with all the members we have
>Other guilds eventually start forming alliances
>Still hold our own but lose 2 guild bases so we are down to 2
>Guild begins to fall apart as we invite more people and more shittier players to fill our ranks of people who are leaving
>Guild infighting starts
>Leader kicks one of the vice leads because he said some shit
>Vice lead makes a new guild and 60 percent of the members of the old guild follow him
>Become one of the top guild in the game mostly filled with elite members
>Old guild is falling apart and down to 1 guildbase
>Lead decides he wants to take the guildbase of our old guild
>Declares war on them
>Day of the war comes
>I'm apart of the one of the elite teams for infiltrating the base from the side by climbing the walls while the rest of the guild breaks through the front
>We are successful and manage the hold the spot for backup
>Down the second phase
>Guild suddenly becomes disorganized
>Can't capture the throne room with 20 minutes left
>Eventually we fail
>Old guild leader tells the new guild leader "Did you have fun there? :)"
>Leader slightly loses it
>Absolutely decimate them next week

Fucking Age of Wushu. Not sure If I'll ever enjoy a mmo this much again

That game sounds hardcore as fuck.

You need weapons grade autism to play it.

Sounds fun.

yeah all the stories you hear about eve will never happen to you, better to read than to play

Yeah I've only heard stories about EVE, but that story sounds more like the guy was running an ACTUAL business rather than playing a fucking game. Which sounds equal parts intriguing and boring.

>lived in the south my whole life
>never come across faggots like this

kinda want to just to see what they're like

(You)

This happened in 2009

I only drama from RP guilds and I don't think Sup Forums has the autism levels to even comprehend the lingo

>it's a "same thread with the same op pic day after day because he just can't get enough attention from his parents" episode

Blade and Soul

Did somebody mention GW2?

I do.

>CEO of Eve Corp. died in a motorcycle accident
>Corp slowly drifted apart over the next year or so
Some top bros in that Corp and looking back it still makes me sad.

Post more children. I'm not a pedophile, though.

hahahah just for laughs

>filename isn't "taste of a liar"
0/10

>doing major in Poli-Sci, minor in English/Lit.

>ebonics
Being black is fine using that shit is not. He deserved it

neck yourself, fucking faggot.

Fuck off.

I agree. One time my britbong friend typed the word "colour". I immediately banned him and blocked him on all accounts

Is this the post the pics you salvaged from generals thread?

Thanks. I think I'll give the game a shot. The lolis are super cute.

Play on Mushin.

>Very large guild
>Stop playing for a few months
>Come back after new patch
>Not even enough active users to do a 25 man
>What happened?
>"Guild Leader got a girlfriend, she was a drama queen, he started giving her gear she didn't earn and kicked out anyone who called her the cunt she was, guild disbanded"
Same shit as always.

>>His girlfriend messages me saying he didn't mean any of it
ok now I KNOW that's fake

>start server with 3 other friends few months ago
>Im the only guy
>several months later and a couple dozen more women get added through friends of friends
>One other guy besides me and hes basically one of the girls punching bag and never on
>Only one of the girls is annoying
Im under the impression chicks only ruin servers/clans when there wherent chicks 2 begin with. Im in another server that has no chicks and is just as chill, maybe im just lucky.

This was back in wrath when I was about 16.

>Blue drake drops from Maly 10, IRL friend wins the roll
>A bug causes it to not go to my friend, instead goes to the only pug in the group
>We tell him that if he just sends a ticket in they'll give the drake to who won the roll because it happened in wow chat
>He says no and leaves the party, guild is triggered because he seemed fine
>Post on the realm forum that this player was a ninja, he posts in the thread
>"Actually your guild leader msged me and said he would give me gold in exchange for the blue drake if I lied about how I got it and traded it to him later"
>Know GM in real life too, lots of drama in and out of guild
>Weeks later log in to no guild
>GM sold it for a mechanohog

Shanon you're a fucking idiot.

I joined a skype group for a game that's dead now and it was one of the best experiences of my life. I suffered from some major social issues and questioned my ability to be attractive and connect to people. My experiences there resolved all of that. I had people who cared about me, real friends who were willing to travel thousands of miles to visit me and even now I look back on what an incredible experience it was and how the sense of camaraderie is something I may never know again. My insecurities got the better of me in the end, however. I cared about them so much and when everyone was at a high point of thier lives I uninstalled skype, excommunicated myself and disappeared. I couldn't stand to watch our friendships dissolve, so I chose to leave it on a high note with great memories and us then watch them slowly grow distant and life event introduced us to new circumstances and our bonds stutter and die.

I do it again. That was a year ago, and I'm still so shocked and grateful for the whole thing. Its unlikely those people will remember me but I've decided to love what we were until the end of my life. Rip MikuMagic.

>Original Monster Hunter.
>Chill clan.
>Leader's a black dude.
>Lives in California.
>Relaxed as fuck.
>We grind all the time.
>Years pass.
>Same shit.
>Dude was always patient with me.
>Put up with my immature bullshit (I was a young teenager).
>Happiest I've ever been.
>Stop playing and lose contact.
>Miss him.
>Don't even know if he's still alive.

Long live chief_30.

Had an arena queue buddy back in Wrath that shammy healed.

Miss you schmidty. Your heals were the tits.

Great story. Fags don't realize how meaningful games can be.

source me up

He would have gotten away with it if the pugshit kept his mouth shit.

Why would you want the source for that user?

mad white boi?

>join guild
>pretend to be female
>tell guild leader I like him
>he reciprocates
>gets me into raids I'm not geared for
>people are pissed
>play dumb
>get promoted to officer with full access to guild bank
>smooth sailing for a week or so
>middle of the night, log in and empty bank with trusted friends
>kick everyone I can from the guild
>leave the guild leader a note saying this is what he gets for kicking some months ago over nothing (I'd said I was a better healer than one of his officer buddies after wiping)
>delete alt
>already changed main name, transferred server with friends soon after, no way for him to contact or locate me
>enjoy watching his impotent rage on their guild forum

I'm not a pedophile. I just like the artwork.

>They don't like erping with non-English first language posters.

How odd. It's fun typefucking with foreigners. As long as they are somewhat legible, I find their attempts endearing and it's amusing to typefuck across borders. Off the top of my head I've played with Germans, Swedes, Brits, Hong Kongers, Chinese, Korean, Australian, Philippines, I think a few from South America. Swedes really are SWEDEN YES.

what this nig said
share the sauce

Getting labeled as a ninja back then was a pretty big deal so as soon as there was a real risk of being known as the server shit stain he decided to spill the beans to save his ass, this was back before server transfers or name changes so protecting your image was more important if you ever wanted to join a good guild.

>have girl in guild
>she's cool, friendly, no one really spergs and crushes on her
>another girl joins
>catfighting by the end of the week

It's hot. And you mistakenly cropped the image so I can't find the source myself.

Wrong link

Disgusting low level lolicon trash.

Considering he was some worthless pug cunt I question why he would bother with his reputation.

mind sharing what this is from? I already like the art style.

>BurningCrusade
>in a guild led by a middle-aged woman, its full of people who halfass things or are stupid
>leader says she wants to make 2 raid groups, we're gonna do Karazhan 10 because gotta start somewhere
>she picks the "good" players for raid1, asks if anyone will lead raid 2
>fuck it, i will
>get the rest of the people who want to raid
>first day of raiding, her group goes in 3 hours before mine
>when my group about to start "let me know if you guys need any explanations, cus you guys probably will"
>lead my raid in and take charge quick
>by the time we stop day1 we're infront Shade, will try him out next day, group 1 cant get past opera
>guild leader flips her shit at me asking how the hell we made it so far
>tell her I dont suck at my job or at leading raids, she gets mad, but the officers laugh
>as time goes on, people get better, my raid does fine say that i should be guild leader as a joke
>she gets mad enough that she makes a rank called "guild leader" and puts me in it to shut people up
>tell her i dont want that shitty title
>"SEE HES JUST A PIECE OF SHIT! HE EVEN SHOWED UP LATE TO HIS RAID LAST WEEK"
>"but my raid still ended up farther and faster than yours though"
>"FUCK YOU YOURE AN ASSHOLE"
>"i guess so"
>gquit, immediately get blown up by whispers from people asking why i left
>respond with "shes a bitch, im out"
>other people gquit and she whispers me telling me how im a piece of shit for breaking her guild up
>the gquitters ask to be invited to my new guild
>"but im not making a guild, i just quit hers cus shes a bitch"
>they get mad at me too

In the end I ended up joining a much better guild where people knew their shit and I got a fun time through BC, and later on in Wrath when that guild merged with an even better guild.

I can't remember if the GM ever did get the blue drake or not, but if he did the pug might've just decided to talk after he had the gold, or maybe he decided he wanted the drake after all.

>always the last one left in any game I play because I still enjoy playing it while everyone else has lost interest

Its actually incredible how little the loli-chasers of this board actually know about classic loli. If you actually cant recognize that artist based on style alone youre new and need to lurk.

You handled that pretty much how I would. Just because I leave a guild doesn't mean I want to start my own.

Woah, just asking, I've seen it around but don't know. Do I need to flash a badge to get some help around here or do you just get off on being smug?

Not him but, like everybody else on this shitty site, I'd imagine it's the latter.

If you would like to dive into a genre of porn do so whole heartedly. Do not dip your toes into it and expect other people to do all of the heavy lifting for you. If you're truly interested in something you would not be offended at the idea of exploring it yourself. You would look forward to discovering it on your own.

I only know about him from my time on Sup Forums but didn't that artist literally go blind?

jeez I'm just asking for a source on
mind pullin your head from you butt hole and just givin me a straight answer if you got one? I have already been trying to find it via reverse searching.

hey buddy, everyone starts from somewhere. i wouldn't come shit in your pudding because you couldn't recognize some obscure kemono artist from 1927

He's just asking for source you nigger

That's a bestiality pic. You don't want that.

always the case and why I don't join "gaming communities" that try a bunch of games. After awhile I stopped joining guilds all together, because they are always shit.

If seeing you low level degenerate chuds made me smug id come here more often but its difficult to stand you fucks. Its one thing to not be a disgusting lolicon and not know loli's at a glance. But you ask for source to one of the most easily recognizable styles in all of loli, and then tell me youre new. I couldve told you, you are new. I did tell you, I told you to lurk not reply. I dont keep a word doc on my other monitor of sources and links to the highest quality torrents just incase one of you low level lecherous little lousy fucking lolicons asks me for the most basic of information.
No. Was just a rumor.
>Obscure
>That artist
Christ you low level fucks need to be put down.

>never ever have argument with my cute friends :3
>ugly skank whore that will try to steal our gold joins
>freak out call her a whore tell everyone she'll ruin the guild
>she did but they kicked me before it was ruined so I couldn't see the downfall

stupid girls when will they LEARN

literally everything that's loli is obscure because it's a shit fetish no one cares about bitch boy

>join shitty groupclanguildparty
>only joined for friends to play other games with
>The group leader isnt too great, but he acts confident and is a kind of decent player
>hes making a game or something, even started a steam group, clearly he doesnt have much of a clue what hes doing there
>has a "girlfriend", which i automatically call bs on, she has conversations with people sometimes when the leader is "out of the room"
Honestly i wasnt sure at first but now im certain he was bsing, no clue why he thought he had to though she was kind of convincing but i was too worried about getting punked, and then it started to get suspicious
>second in command is a 14 yearold spiclet
>bans people for making edgy jokes
>this is the type of faggot behind all guild drama
Flavor text
>another 10 year old
>name is edgy and mispelled
>Hes unironically all the reddit T_D memes you've heard, personified
>types like english isnt his first language, despite being american
>sucks ass
>hates nignogs
Played HoI4 with him, have you ever seen 30 marines fighting through the sahara?

All the others were forgettable, still play games with one of them sometimes though, hes cool
Obviously it didnt go far, but i talked to people atleast and didnt get burned out on vidya