"h-hi user

"h-hi user..
heh, this is embarrasing but..c-can I take a shower at your place?
I'll make it quick I promise!"

so, what is your reply lads?
you're not just gonna slam her door in her face, like she's some SMELLY BUM?

I love you Kat

I would crawl for miles on broken glass just to hear Kat fart through a walkie-talkie.

Only if you take a shower with me

This man gets it

the only person that's allowed to shower with Kat is Raven, stay back with your filthy intentions

If by shower you mean showering her with your saliva as you lick every inch of her body clean

Could I get away with sniffing her STINKY panties while she showers?

If she doesn't sees you. If she catches you, it will become incredibly awkward

This is how you get a moocher that doesn't pay rent living in your place.

My shower is broken, but I can bath you instead.

Erping fag kike jew brainwashing white genocide shitskins take brainwashed amerifat mainstream med

>implying I wouldn't let Kat live with me for free

She's cute as shit I'd gladly let her mooch off of me to be honest.

Take a shower at my place? You say this as though my wife doesn't live with me, of course she can take a shower here.

Same

This as long as she kept the house clean

>Lives in a sewer pipe
>Showers in sewer water
>Still surprised when people think she stinks

I like Kat but she has no sense of smell.

Let her in.
Tell her the shower dosent work and offer to lick her clean instead.

Bugged water mechanics

>"holy shit user, what's this?"
>she holds up a toothbrush
What do?

>I'll make it quick I promise!
By all means take your time.

Sensual brushing.

Wtf even is this thread

>"open your mouth Kat"
>"o-ok user"
>put the Colgate toothpaste on the brush because you're not some pleb who buys shit toothpaste
>get real close to her
>put your left hand gently on her cheek
>brush her teeth while looking deep in your eyes
>listen how her breathing is getting heavier the longer you brush her teeth

I trade her infinite showers for infinite footjobs.

*deep in her eyes

Hide her shoes during the shower so she has to stay barefoot

>She cannot leave the infinite shower
>You cannot leave the infinite footjob
>Water is a poor lubricant

Goddamn Monkey Paw

>implying she wouldn't call Syd and bring him to your place for a whoresession while you're out working in the mines

Good job making her choke with that pleb toothpaste

I'd love someone like this living with me desu
I don't need money anyway

Sensodyne master race

Then she starts bringing Tyrone over to fuck her when you're away from home.

>sensitive teeth/gums
>master race
We want blue stripes, we want white
We want the red stripes, but thats alright
As you can see Aquafresh is all three
Aquafresh is for the family

>implying I wouldn't have her take me places using her gravity powers
>implying I wouldn't do this for days and then take her some place nice and romantic and she falls madly in love with me

>making your mouth feel fresh and your teeth
>plebian toothpaste
choose one
oh and the only thing she'd choke on would be my cock that she oh so hungers for

>some unknown noname shitbrand toothpaste
>better than Colgate
oh you must be an embarrasment to your parents

I bet you cowards don't even use Listerine

Shut the fuck up Jeremy.

>not using baking soda
Fucking retards

You mean Raven, right.
Your couch would get pounded into smithereens.

Why the fuck is Sup Forums so obsessed with blacked cuckold shit?

Let her in, then sniff her boots while she's showering.
Also, lick her feet afterwards while she's sleeping.

You think Sup Forums is obsessed? Have you seen Sup Forums lately?

I want this
I want to come home and see Raven and Kat doing stuff, and then join in......

>Sup Forumstards
>edgy normies
>actual cucks
they're the majority right now on Sup Forums, that's why

No, I don't watch TV so I have no interest in going to that board.

She's been shitting in my bathtub for three weeks.

not really.

America was a mistake.

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>be you
>walking through the door after going to the store buying ice cream and pretzels for Kat

*snickering*
umm user..can you please go? me and Raven need to fu- eh talk about stuff in private
no you can just leave the food here with us, we'll take care of it hahah

That's hot too I'm not gonna lie

"Only if you stop fucking Spike"

Can someone tell me where this stupid meme came from. Are Ape Escapefags that desperate for their franchise to be relevant again?

I'm going to slam my face in her SMELLY BUM.

He doesn't know about (((them)))
Kek

Make her sit on my face in return before and after she takes a shower

Some user who kept requesting that in the drawfag threads, I think.

>this thread

Fucking hobo

Are you saying you're a pizza

Oh dear.

???

I want Kat to cook me pizza

>implying she can cook
she'd probably burn the whole place down

>not having soap or body wash in the shower
what kind of savage are you?

Hey man if she gives me free rides to work she doesn't have to pay rent.

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I want Kat to lick my feet

...

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You people need Jesus

It was originally Spike from Cowboy Bebop everyone was talking about but then someone misunderstood it and said it was Spike from Ape Escape.

>"this is from the time when me and your daddy were sightseeing around town"
>your daughter looks at the picture and smiles
>"wow mom you're so pretty!"
>"just like you" I reply
>you hug the two most precious girls in your life and continue looking through the photoalbum, remembering the old times and telling stories to your daughter
>you all cuddle together in the comfy sofa in your livingroom smiling and laughing

..and then you wake up alone in your bedroom
That's not reality, that will never be reality.

go on

I thought it was people forcing an /ss/ grouping to go along with Nier Automata and Tales of Beseria

>step outside
>hear them giggling and moaning softly

It's OK user, I know what you mean.

I didn't need this today, user.

"I want to clean the sewage off Kat!"

We do need more games with /ss/ honestly

...

no because I still live with my parents and it'd kinda be awkward.

No thanks.

>Sup Forums won't stop talking about GR2
>everyone who owns a Vita says GR is the greatest shit ever
>finally get the remastered version which is supposedly way better than the original because of the controls

>have fun for one hour

>realize the game has shit combat
>realize the game has no plot
>realize the world is actually totally empty with nothing to do except easy challenge maps
>realize everything outside the first area is a shit aesthetic
>get sick of looking at my main character because dark skin + blonde hair + red eyes is tumblr-tier design that hurts your eyes after a while
>realize the DLC is literally nothing, just dress-up for the developer's shit waifu
>realize the whole appeal of the game is les shipping
>finish the game in a couple days, uninstall, and never look back

Kat is shit and you are shit for liking her.

>implying she'd be embarrassed

honestly, i thought 1 was decent but 2 was so disappointing. the combat really is the worst part of these games.

Sure.
I've let people shower at my place before

>les shipping
No that's a joke and meme. Kat and Raven are the same person.
Kat lusts after cock I'm both games and desu Raven has a little crush on Syd.

>first time we see Raven she steps on Kat's head for literally no reason

fuck off, the whole thing is a shitty waifu simulator.

YES

>pepperoni
missed the entire reference you nigger