Lend a game to a friend

>lend a game to a friend
>he never plays it

>doesn't return it

>give spare keys from bundles to friends
>they never play them

>returns it covered in scratches

>returns it with sister's initials on the cart

>lend game to friend
>go over to his house a few days later
>it's sitting out of its case on same dirty as table

>ask for sister instead
mfw

>Make a map for a game.
>It gets quite a good reputation.
>Years later decide to update it with TONS of new content.
>Nobody ever plays it anymore.
>Nobody ever plays the game anymore.
>Get sad.
>Go visit my aunt.
>Little 11 year old cousin says hi, he seems pretty happy.
>He tells me he played a map of a game he likes.
>It's my map
>He loved it.
>He played it for about 80 hours

>lend cousin my Switch after he begged to play Zelda
>he only makes it to the desert after a week and a half and spends most of his time playing other games he had for fucking months

>friend refuses to try out game, even for free
>beg him to try it and even offer money just to play it
>STILL refuses it

FUCK YOU INFINITE WARFARE ISNT THAT BAD YOU LIKED BLACK OPS 3 EVEN MORE THAN MR WHY WON'T YOU JUST DUCKING TRY IT AAAAAAA

friend of mine lent me The Last of Us about 3 months ago and I still haven't gotten around to playing it

LITERALLY me

I guess he saw the game for what it really is, all show and no substance.

what game

>lend grind golden eye
>weeks go by
>months go by
>schools almost over, ask for game back
>"Oh i have it to chad"
>ask chad for it back
>chad tells me he paid my friend $10 for it
>friend confirms that
>why
>"its ok you can have my superman 64"

fuck that was a terrible game and my dumbass took it

minecraft, it was a giant penis map

Is this 2002? Fucking consoletards...

I know right? Who the FUCK has friends nowadays?! Stupid...

Who the FUCK has physical games nowadays?! Oh yes...

>let girlfriend hang out with friend
>he fucks the shit out of her

:/

>gf has a kid
>looks exactly like your curly orange hair freckle faced best friend
>a ginger knocked your gf up
>you have dark brown hair
>gf has blonde hair
>a fucking ginger

>Long lost friend gets back in touch.
>Man, why did we ever stop hanging out?
>Oh by the way user can I borrow this game, it fun as fuck.
>Oh Orange Box? Well actually I only got it this week.
>Oh.
>Ah tell you what, take it and I'll grab it off you later. We are good friends after all.
Fuck you Mick, you literally sold my game for drug money. It would have been like ten bucks you prick, I just wanted to play vanilla Team Fortress 2 on my Xbox 360. By the time I got around to playing it again on PC it was unrecognizable. Seriously how do you change a game that much.

>Hey mum and dad, how did you two meet?
Well user, it was through a friend of ours. Thing is I was set up on dates with your dad's mate John. Do you remember him from our old city? Ugh, it's so embarassing - he, John, came to my house with FLOWERS and your dad had just been visiting me in the other room! My cousin was there and lied and said your dad was there to see her. Obviously John's still a bit angry with us so we don't see him often anymore. I hear he still plays video games though!

This is a truish story.

>don't do best friends girlfriend because that would feel wrong
>do cheat on my girlfriend despite actually loving her

what does this say about me?

>what does this say about me?

need more context, did you cheat on her with a guy? if yes then that make you a faggot

>lend game to friend with only one save
>tell him not to delete it
>deleted when he returned it

Be lent Star Fox 64 (Lylat Wars) by cousin.
He has ALL medals on every mission.
I somehow delete the medals and obviously cost him the on-foot mode unlock for multiplayer.
Return it with one medal on Corneria and apologise.

That poor guy, I know those medalsare hard.

>girl who always hung out with me during PE
>we would sit there together not doing PE and chatting
>she can't get through ice cave in pokemon gold
>tell her to leave it to me
>she lends me her cartridge next day at school
>get through ice cave
>her pokemon have single letter names
>delete a good move from her kingler and replace with icy wind TM or some really shit ice move
>was so certain this would be appreciated because of the dragon gym coming up
>on the way back to school tomorrow realize how retarded of a decision it was
>can't remember the TM but it remember it was low damage shit
>start panicking don't even know what I'm gonna say
>finally meet her at lunch
>she seems really excited, asked me if I liked her pokemon
>yeah listen I don't know why but I replaced your kinglers best move with this shit TM I don't even know why I'm so sorry
>she doesn't care, asked me what I think of her pokemon again
>yeah they're good
>she seems disappointed, stops talking to me
>figured she was actually upset by the delete
>later that day asks me to keep the cart and beat the gym for her
>so I do and the next day she asks me what I think of her pokemon again
>then she gets angry and tells me to fuck off

years later I learned she had spelled I L O V E U with her pokemon names but she is an unreasonable bitch and I don't care

>Lend game to a friend with 3 save slots
>one is mine, the other two are empty
>get it back with 2 empty slots and his saved above mine

>lend save slot to friend
>he returns it with a game

>not getting a free gf
wew

>Borrow 360 and RDR from friend
>Play it week straight going for 100%, make it to 75% and just made it to the Blackwater. Don't even play it for 3 months.

>lend a game to friend
>he breaks up with his gf
>ask him for the game back
>"my gf had it"
>ask him to call gf and get it back
>"no I'm never talking to her again"
fuck you

10 years later I'm still mad

>played mario kart wii online all the time
>girlfriend always brings her boyfriends nephew over
>she just takes shit from my little brother and gives it to him forever
>one day she says the bf's nephew likes mario kart wii, can he borrow it?
>no
>‘how about for just a week?’
>no, I know whatever he takes never comes back
>‘how about literally for this afternoon and I'll bring it back tonight?’
>she seems honest about this so I agree z
>it's gone
>keep asking for it back over the next few weeks, she has the fucking nerve to ask me to be patient
>weeks turn to months
>she likes to mention that the little shit loves mario kart on his nintendo wii
>still furious and remind her it belongs to me every time and I want it back, she tells me to grow up
>months turn to years
>forgotten about it, obviously
>then one day her dopey boyfriend just randomly promises to get it back for me
>next day he buys mario kart wii from a place called cash converter in the UK, where crackheads sell things that don't work for almost no money
>it's scratched to shit and doesn't work
>at this point in time, mario kart wii is still expensive, even pre-owned, like any nintendo game
>wound is re opened and I'm fucking furious again
>she later breaks up with her bf so she'll never have contact with that shithead nephew again
>but I got all thirty or so of the mostly good PS3 games her bf left behind for free

>girlfriend always brings her boyfriends nephew over
wait wut

>lend game to a friend
>he pawns it with a bunch of other friend's games at gamestop to buy sonic heroes

Fuck you Demonte you fucking double nigger

I meant to say sister, girlfriend was in my head because she's a girlfriend to her boyfriend

>not going over to get the game yourself and fuck his gf in the process of doing so
come on son!