Want to start PC gaming

>want to start PC gaming
>spend months working at Hungry Jacks
>finally saved enough
>start watching videos on how to build a PC
>looks complicated
>order my parts online
>they arrive in a week
>not sure how to assemble them
>scared I'll break something
>take an Uber over to Best Buy with my components
>get Geeksquad to help assemble my parts for $50
>they give me a discount for an extended warranty
>they also help to throw away the boxes and useless extra cables
>take an Uber back home
Now that my gaming PC is setup, what are some video games to experience the true gaming experience!?

Evoland 2

stop being a faggot and lurk more

Please Bang My Wife is pretty good.

>throw away boxes
>useless extra cables
>$50 setup fee
this is bait or copypasta or both

Spending $50 is better than breaking a $300 component, or worse, several of them...

i think your a lonely faggot if you care in the first place

>its the resident sony sperg letting PC live in his head rent free again
I'm starting to question your mental health mate, this isn't healthy. Go start a new playthrough of Bloodborne for the 95th time.

You have to be braindead to break a component when building a computer, it's advanced adult legos, come on. I was more shocked that it's only 50. I'm sure they charge even more for something that simple.

Akiho a cute! A cute!

R;N PC port never;_;

>and useless extra cables
Uh...

Ayyyy

>get Geeksquad to help assemble my parts for $50

Deus Ex (2000)

>want to start PC gaming
>install Seam on my $300 craptop
>play all the good games while people cry about the decline of AAA cinematic garbage

It literally comes with step by step instructions.

post pc stats

>The time it takes me to build a PC is worth less than $50
Either you are very quick at building computers, or you are not very good at your job.
Honestly, you might consider starting a computer-building business if either of the above are true.

I worked at geek squad at a point. at least the one i worked at didn't assemble pcs. place was a glorified startup/update center with some antivirus thrown in.

>people leave their computers there just to update windows

>spoiler
Fuck that, I'll take a translation in English first. Because then I just watch a console peasant stream it.

>>they also help to throw away the boxes and useless extra cables
Idk bout you but in my country throwing away the boxes can screw over your warranty etc.

>not sure how to assemble them

Your motherboard booklet should have been your bible

what the fuck is hungry jacks

...

better than accidentally breaking parts.

you have to be clinically retarded to break any parts but ok

you can say the same about getting into car accidents, breaking dishes or accidentally cutting yourself but these things still happen

The sense of accomplishment you get from doing at all by yourself is even better IMO. Pretty hard to break anything if you aren't pushing hard on stuff.

>i7
>64gb of ram

good lord you're dumb

I'm pretty convinced it's bait at this point. Otherwise the OP must be special kind of retarded

>>get Geeksquad to help assemble my parts for $50

That's actually not bad. What about installation and configuration? Did you do all that yourself?

>this entire fucking post

I just had to put the disk in my CD drive and it installed by itself!
What configuration? The Best Buy guys just handed me the CDs and told me to install them.

fake and gay

PC port means a fantranslation which means it will probably get a better TL than an official one considering the team of literal whos that Mages replaced Steiner's team with butchered the TL of Zero.
I also hope Steiner and his team would get involved in it considering his love to SciAdv, but I'm unsure that would happen considering Mages outright banned his team from working on anything SciAdv related in any capacity

RAM is so fucking cheap if you're using the thing for anything besides gaming it's well worth having a lot. Hell, even with some niche vidya situations it's useful.

Not that I expect OP is actually doing any of that because this is obviously a funpost thread and a decent one at that, but this isn't 2007 either and 32 to 64 gigs isn't actually special anymore.

>Hungry Jacks
but then
>Uber
>Best Buy
>Geeksquad
I know you want people to know its bait, but you should have just said Burger King to get more (You)'s

>a $400 minimum difference between 64 gb and 16 gb
>cheap

nigger what

Australian company name for Burger King

Pro-Tip: Australians dont have Best Buy or use Uber.

Mount and Blade: Warband
All of the DoW series except III
Serious Sam HD pack
Killing Floor/Vermintide if you have friends to play with
FTL

You can go at least $140 lower then that if you shop around a bit. But even at $400 how is that expensive for something you'll use heavily for years? Assuming you have even a semi-decent job what the fuck are you spending all your money on? Even if you're still setting up your investment account for extra income down the road $100/year shouldn't be an issue at all.

tell that to dumbasses who bought massive amounts of ddr3 ram for "future proofing"

Look up "Spybot anti beacon" at least then.

You probably aren't going to get all you can out of your machine without proper configuration, but I doubt you care much. Have fun.

>Mages banned his team from working on anything SciAdv related
What the fuck? No more supplementary materials like drama CDs and mangoes too? Holy shit. Steiner's TLs were pretty based and I have no idea why Mages would get so assblasted over it. Good riddance.

>Wanting to waste you're own data cap on Windows and steam updates

>data cap
I'm so sorry