Dr. Freeman, I presume?

Dr. Freeman, I presume?

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pick up that fern

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LOADED ANVILS HAHAHAHA GEORGE WOOD

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If you don't install this mod, you are stupid! I know, it's insulting, but it's also the truth!

It's over, Anakin. I have the high model.

I don't get this mod.

FERNS

>le nigress face

FERNS

FERNS

someone post breen with the voice clip

It makes it more cinematic

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What exactly am I looking at?

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WTF they even trying to achieve by making this kind of shit???

These memes are terribly unfunny.

CRANES

fucking kek

"TELLS ALEX ABOUT COMBINES COMING TO THE PLANET ILLEGALLY"

Source?

the way it was meant to be played

>those erect nipples
>those abdominal muscles
>those fucking LEGS
I want to cum inside this woman SO BAD.

>No ferns

Wait how is that bridge still standing?

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Sill impressed how much work he actually put in the cinematic mod. Have to respect him for his dedication.

Why do you guys care so much about this mod
There's a sea full of shitty mods out there

fuck the bridge, how does an airplane crash INTACT

Some planes stay in rather good condition upon impact now

>de bomboklaat manhak be ruinin' me tuesday mon

how about the fucking concrete when it crashes into the goddamn sand

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE

This picture is one of things that gets worse the more you look at it. It's like a singularity of everything wrong with the mod.

If only that work had produced something not worth any amount of time other than time to mock it.

Worst fucking mod ever.

It was a mod for Half Life 2 that attempted to better the graphics, and they completely changed what Alyx looked like.

They don't crash in one solid piece like that though.

sure

Are you the mod author?

Somebody post the model wiremesh picture

Not only intact but sparkling clean like it just got washed

no? I'm not defending him, im saying you're right, it does break but cleanly, it doesnt just explode into a billion pieces, it just cracks and splits apart neatly

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Some guy put a shitload of work into a My Little Pony/Fallout crossover fanfiction novel series but that doesn't make it impressive

I find it fascinating because he could be creating models that cater to the environment instead of making ill fitting softcore porn and spamming props to make the levels feel fuller with no actual direction

Bad mods are just bad, CM is infamously bad.

How the fuck would anybody get access to a fancy, clean looking plane in a war torn world like this?

I'm more confused as to why there's so many fucking tris on that model.

I read that "sure" as a sarcastic take. I don't think anyone was saying they explode, just that the plane and the bridge behind it should not still be in one piece.

why did someone construct a building in a river?

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He ripped a high quality porn model. The vagina drips on occasion too if I remember correctly.

HL2 hot coffee pls

The entire mod is shit.

the sure was just a "you're right."

people assume planes are obliterated when they crash really ... albeit from anecdotal evidence kek

>Someone went through the trouble of making porn of these trainwrecks.

Fucking kek

Specifically so it can be crashed into and be super cinematic

thanks friend

Now we're going in circles. Nobody was implying the plane should be strewn across the ground in tiny fragments, only that the thing shouldn't still have its wing still attached, and the fuselage should be cracked at least.

so can the creator actually model or anything, or does he just rip models and add more props into the decompiled maps?

sure. the modder was lazy and not deductive

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Get the fuck out!

I don't know if you're joking, or if you don't know that he took those models from actual porn games.

>The vagina drips on occasion too if I remember correctly.

lol someone post the webm

I don't think so. The best he does is modify existing models and those look so fucking bad that i'm surprised nobody has posted Breen yet.

t. virgin 4channer

>critiquing a meme

oh boy

Why does everyone look like they just walked out of a B-grade gangster movie?

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it's CINEMATIC

Has anyone actually played the mod?

prove

Crashing this plane

I like the vanilla aesthetic more. The mod is trying WAY too hard

somebody order a webm?

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>it attracts antlions

yes?

Of course they are, they/re made by /r9k/ rejects. How fucking pathetic do you think they have to be to get rejected from the most pathetic part of Sup Forums?

oh my fuck

In Half-Life Episode 3, Alyx gets breast cancer. Imagine how revolutionary that would be.

>woman
Women have breasts, you know. Which that thing does not.