What's the best video of the "how not to play" series?

What's the best video of the "how not to play" series?

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Danganronpa

did he play that? what a weeb

Undertale and the Resi Evil remake

GTA SA

>he on the pilot school
kek

black mesa
>twenty minutes on a crouch jump

Black Mesa

MGS1

That's just one crouch jump.
He spends a longer time piling objects to circumvent all the crouch jumps that come after that.

Friendly reminder to sage and report eceleb bullshit.

PAY MY BILLS PLEASE
IF ALL OF YOU GAVE ME A DOLLAR A MONTH I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BEG YOU
that is until I lease another BMW

vice city stories

youtube.com/watch?v=FyY0z_afYcE

>he's getting increasingly paranoid since the break up with Leanna
I-is he going to be fine bros?

phil isn't a e-celeb though

MGSV video made me wish this man dead. Two scenes in particular: when Phil laughs as he is killing his own soldiers in quarantine and when Phil ignores Miller's call about MB being attacked to be confused later when Miller calls to say that they handled the attack themselves but lost some men. "What, dood? What happened? Stupid Kojima, nevermind"

>laughing at a retard turned into a multi-year movement where pathetic hangers on have tried to carve out internet notoriety on the back of DSP's """accomplishments"""

He's going into depression since he has no company and a big empty house

>wish this man dead
Get the fuck out of here SoK.

>he has no company

he has bsv and his plants

>bsv
???

>plants
didn't they die because he has no time to water them?

The best TIHYDP is one of a game you're good at. It helps appreciate his awfulness much better.

Why not? There are 7 billion people on Earth, nothing wrong with wishing harm to a couple thousand

bright side viking, the butler guy who gives him the most amount of money

nah he let leanna's garden die, the plants are for the business, to help purify the air in the house and also to add to the list of stuff he can claim he has to do for why hes so busy

I just really want an explanation as to why you would literally join a group dedicated to ruining somebody's life just because he's bad at videogames and has terrible opinions on them.
In what fucking world is swatting and spreading rumours of child grooming just recompense for saying MGS sucks.

im not part of the "sok", i just like reading about dsp, also cwc, shits hella entertaining

because dsp is scummy as fuck and deserves anything that happens to him

The swatting, rumor spreading, and ridicule are handled by different factions of DSP's haters. Can't blame the SoK for everything bad that happens to him, you ever look into what kiwifarms does to him? They're much worse than SoK

>swatting

nigga it was 2 cops who knocked on his door

MGS1 or MGS2. Really showcases Phil's stupidity. Or any fighting game where he gets perfected. The best one is when he talked about a salty runback. He beats some guy and rematches him then gets perfected it. He starts yelling how he never faced that character before when his opponent literally picked the same dude and it was a rematch.

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Dead Rising.

The salt from the Carlito sniper fight was golden.

the crouch jump debacle hurts. especially growing up on half life mods.

That's horseshit though. I don't really care what you call yourself, but anybody who does harm to someone over videogames is pathetic, especially when it's designed to ruin his life.

Old cam on screen Dark Souls was great. It went to shit right after he got actual capture card.

>It went to shit right after he got actual capture card.

Really it went to shit after he started streaming and had chat to carry him.

All those old cam playthroughs, e.g. Jak and Daxter, Bayonetta, etc., where he would be stuck on the most trivial shit for 20 or 30 minutes straight and had extended rants about comments or tweets he had received were the golden age of DSP. He isn't even really that bad at games anymore.

There should be a TIHYDP on Mania's blue sphere

He was an utter fuckup and would screw up the zone in ten seconds constantly

I'm surprised that he's still somewhat bad at games these days but his new content and the TIHYDP are comedy gold but not for the right reasons

SoK make the funny parts more funny. Laughter is contagious after all. NUDES WHEN

> why you would literally join a group
That' where you're wrong, kiddo.

That's why i always watch those. They point out the stupidity of Phil perfectly

>You can't both like me and hate me, it doesn't work that way.

Liking and hating people is how real life works, the problem with Phil is he expects his chat to worship him.

The funniest part of phil is he's vastly more toxic to his viewer base then any of the detractors or trolls are.

Pretty much any Resident Evil playthrough. He's laughably bad at the puzzles and ammo management. The "all employees board the platform" sing-along is a highlight, pretty funny in a cringy way.

is it really paranoia when you are getting gang stalked by a group of losers with weapons grade autism?

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she loves that BBC
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so its okay for him to check up on his viewers online habits? he says himself to just ignore the detractors but this fool is the main one to bring attention to all that

He could just rent his spare room out to someone. Lord knows he doesn't need every room.

you think DSP is his own main detractor?
wow... now that I think about it maybe CWC is really his own biggest troll, if they didn't put themselves into public they wouldn't get harassed

I don't know if he is reading detractor forums, my guess is one of his mods or patrons sent him screen grabs of the guy. If your supporters also support people who defame you as a hobby I think it is ok to tell them to either stop or gtfo.

The nigga has a whole condo in Connecticut he doesn't use.

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This one by far.

Everything else is objectively wrong

What's their endgame?

one of his main supporters, BSV, is also subbed on twitch to one of the more "noteable" detractors, but of course philly boy won't put him on the spot because he hands over so much cash to him

>free 10$

ok

fuck, I didn't say he isn't a whore, captcha screwed up and I messed up copy paste

Race traitor whore.

>Bloodborne DLC
>5 fucking hours of Ludwig
>Didn't switch weapons once
>Didn't change tac
>surprised he was dying

The fact he quit was just salt in the wound, apparently he didn't get enough resources to upgrade a weapon to +9 by that point

any of the souls ones

Yeah, but I only mentioned his current house because, if he had a roommate, it'd fill the social void he's had since the bitch left him.

Phil is a bossy narcissist living in a gated neighborhood where people wouldn't want to be in the first place because there are no job opportunities nearby. Having a roommate is an impossibility for him

When will this guy quit Youtube for good?

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Street Fighter 2 is where the salt mine is at it's most pure, because it's a series that Phil thinks he is actually "pro" at. He has said recently he is still a pro at the game. These SF2 videos coming out of him really expose his dunning kruger at it's absolute worst.

He's "pro" at an obscure console port of SF2, keep that in mind.

what i never understood, is this version of the game, like its own version, or is this a direct port of another version. i remember he said in one stream when someone told him he should play to get better, that he cant get any better, that he's a pro at this game and that everything there is to learn he knows already, and he of course brought up his evo wins and all that. so is there anything left to learn about this game?

the game on switch is its own game, he calls it Super Turbo but it isn't. It's called Ultra or something and is a different game with additional characters, throw techs, and whatever else.

>finger sniff
kek

>so is there anything left to learn about this game?

For DSP? What does your tummy tell you...

Pretty much this.

His only friend a potted house plant.

How bad did it go ?

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leave me alone!

Played Persona 3 too

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What video game let's me watch little boys in the bathtub?

most of the people phil calls "detractors" are just people who watch him for his retarded antics and make fun of him instead of being "loyal" sycophant fans.
he pretty much sees it as black and white. either you suck his dick or you want him dead in his eyes

Are you asking because it'd be funny, cute, or?

Resident Evil remake this is how you don't play is so funny because he refuses to shoot the hall dog and it keeps biting him each time he uses the entrance hall, LMAO.

phil went to shit when he got a girlfriend

I bet the BM devs implemented the auto crouch jump in later versions just because of this retard.

The one where his ex-GF comments together with him. Godfather, I think? She's basically saying what everyone is thinking about the guy and you can tell he visibly got annoyed by the end.

couldn't imagine living with phil. he seems like the type of guy who would ask to borrow money all the time

THAT VIDEO IS GONNA BE FUCKING FLAGGED NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT!
FUCK YOU!

what gives you that idea?

>Sok fans are just as autistic as phi-

>What's the best video of the "how not to play" series?

Old Hunters

kojima is a fucking cocksucker

i miss older phil before his girlfriend. he had more fire in him

>B-BUT ITS CUTE LIKE I WANT KIDS ONE DAY
>*coughs and shits his pants*
How is that faggot Ross still not in jail?

Get out of the MMO thread you mongoloid

The Doom 3 vid is probably the best one.

I don't get that reference.

Half life.

I still can't phatom the fact that he was literally trying to jump over something for like half an hour straight and this happened several times.

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LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GAME AND BE AN HONORABLE PLAYER!!!

what game does everyone wish had a tihydp but doesnt exist?

for me, its FEAR

>someone actually REEEEEs in real life unironically

well shit

The metal gear solid 3 one was pretty good in my opinion

>Start to dig into this
>Find out there's pedophiles amongst drunken peasants
What in the fuck is going on and why it's ALWAYS pedophilia?

because desperate lonely fucks