Geralt thanking the player and saying everyone misses you

>Geralt thanking the player and saying everyone misses you.

Fuck, CDPR, you brought a tear to my eye.

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Fuck CDPR they are absolute hacks and CP2077 will be pure shit.
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Glassdoor reviews should be taken with grain of salt but every single fucking one talks about shitty management and them being unable to handle a big studio.
Anyone who follows Gwent development and has half of a brain knows this.

Holy fuck could you be any more mad?

Witcher thread my brethren.
>Favourite set
>Favourite style
>Waifu
>Comfiest area

>linking to reddit
Fucking kys cunt

>defending literal hacks
kys

>reviews on an anonymous rating site.
>caring about a card game's dev process.
>caring about CP2077 in a Witcher thread.
Why are you so mad?

I loved every game they made as of today, i have no reasons to doubt them.
Stop giving shit on developers on bullshit conjectures and judge them on their actions

>some lowly code monkeys whining
CDPR is b-bad!

Hey guys what is everyones favourite cutscene in the witcher three lol me? i really like the 4 hour cutscenes i have to sit through whenever i want to trade with a merchant!

you are lame lol

This is genuinely undefendable. I just want to get rid of some trash and be done with it so I can go back to running whenever my inventory is full and I can't run as a consequence.

>B-but jush mash square!

A) I shouldn't have to mash a button to skip dialogue to fucking trade B) I still have to sit through like 4 lines of dialogue when skipping the cutscene

>But at least when you're done you can swiftly exit the merchant, r-right?

"No!"

I have to actively say "farewell" instead of just exiting by pressing circle and be done with it

Im replaying it after 300h and still enjoy the dialogues and cutscenes, they are perfectly elaborated, get your shit together Norman.

No you don't enjoy them

if anyone needs a good example of how shill threads sound on Sup Forums, this is it

It is called a mature RPG for a reason :)

Nah it's pseudo-realism that is experienced as really annoying by the player

I do actually.

What you're experiencing is fake enjoyment. It's not real enjoyment but you've convinced yourself that you're having enjoyment.

It is not, you are just trying to be delusional about the cutscenes.

Fucking Degenerate

Wolf/Cat, these are the two that fit Geralt best. I always put on Bear set at Skellige through, Mastercrafted with the mix of long hair makes G the sexiest mutant alive.
Style, the glasses and robe from dlc.
Best location is objectively Velen/Toussaint
Most comfortable/beautiful location is Skellige, many might disagree, but just galloping around with its ost is fucking beautiful. Toussaint is very beautiful as well, but I haven't put in the time I did with other locations, Kaer Morhen is a tight little location, but nothing much to do in it, like the lore quest's through.

Best girl is Shani, but Geralt's gurl is Yen, this can not be argued against

Bear set is the only good one.
As is Yen.

My completely unironic favourite set is the griffin armour from 3, it's swag as fuck
Yen waifu come on be serious,
Comfiest area is probably the dwarf city in Witcher 2.

viper set or kaer morhen
upgraded group style in 1 with flashy animations of geralt swinging like a madman
shani
the hairy bear inn in vizima

>Favourite set
Bear/Ursine set. Alternatively the Manticore set.

>Favourite style
Heavy attack build.

>Waifu
Anarietta

>Comfiest area
That's an hard question. I like Skellige, since I live in a country that has similar vibes to it. But White Orchard is really pretty too.

>Kaer Morhen
>Signs + Alch
>Shani
>Skellig

>favorite set
I can't decide between Wolf, Bear, Viper and Manticore
>favorite style
Sword heavy with some signs
>waifu
Shani
>comfiest area
Kaer Morhen

>Waifu
Triss of course. Yenfags are absolutely retarded and pathetic.

>comfiest area
either the Toussaint vineyard or pretty much any of the northern villages

>Deleted TW3 before I finished blood and wine because I had no fuckin' space for more games on my ps4.
is it worth finishing?

Favourite Set
>Manticore
Favourite Style
>Signs with a bit alchemy
>Waifu
Shani
>Comfiest Area
Touissant is my favourite

Anyone who chooses Triss is likely a virgin and/or has never been in a relationship.

FUCK YOU LETHO

Why are trissfags so insecure?

Totally, is a fucking masterpiece.

Triss is canon. Yenfags btfo.

Why do so many like Shani?
She is bad, you can't romance her and all she can do is put bandage on wounds

>nobody will mod the game so the loot isn't completely fucking retarded and random leveled bullshit
>nobody will fix the insane leveling of quests and random beasts/bandits in Velen
all I wanted was a Gothic/New Vegas inspired open world like they promised

Because she has the least toxic personality and also a cutie

>want no level scaling
>game has no level scaling at all
>LOLOL THE QUEST AND LOOT ARE FUCKED LOL. NOT TO MY LEVEL AT ALL!!

>You can't romance her
That's wrong, I banged her after the little party in the first game

This. Geralt ate that shitter like an apple fritter.

Cutie short hair red head > everyone else

>please dont forget our shitty franchise and company
>play Gwent :^)
Fuck off polish scum

I lost my shit when they did the Jean Claude Van Damme truck advert with Geralt and those two horses

u jelly?

>all loot is randomized and level scaled
>the only good loot in the entire game is crafted
>the statically leveled quests are placed with absolutely no design or correlation to the landscape whatsoever
they did half static leveling/half leveled leveling and took the worst parts of both

I also did that but then I gave Alvin to Triss and supported The eternal fire dudes
Will this have a large impact on the second game?

>This sword has been passed down in my family from generation to generation and I now give it to you as a token of the important role you've played in our history
>I can't take this
>Please take it
>-70 attack
>Sell to vendor for 140g

and to add to this
>high level enemies are the same as low level enemies just with more HP
>quest rewards are leveled and are always weaker than what you can craft or already have
>there are 4 instances I can think of (Skellige questline sword, hatori sword, olgierds sword, lady of the lake sword) where you're supposed to have some extremely powerful sword that should overpower anything in your arsenal yet it's just another leveled loot item
fuck me I really, really despise the loot in this game. Even TES games have it better

>going to reddit
your opinions are irrelevant

Who promised you this would be a gothic New Vegas?

By autistic kids*

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I like Cat set when you have it upgraded. Skellige is nice visually and I like the people a lot more than the continent. Triss is a retard and has a worse design than Yennifer to boot.

Is Geralt the most boring protagonist ever? He's like that meme Chad caricature done unirionically

>not hanging it up on your wall in your house in Touissant

go back to ur reddit cuck nobody cares about ur shit """""opinion"""""

>dwarf city in Witcher 2
Wasn't so comfy after Henselt's men murdered literally everyone.

Favorite set used to be wolf, until Blood and Wine. Grand master griffin dyed white is god tier and the spells got really fun to use.

Comfiest area was the hot springs with the naked women in Skellige, now it's probably the vineyard.

I had to buy some gwent cards

>Favourite set
Gold tourney armour, pic related

>Favourite style
spin to win

>Waifu
any cute girl in a village, poverty combined with adorable tenacity makes my heart burst

>comfiest area
either Rogne in skellige, or that one village in the north of redenia, where the wedding in HOS was

>Being this ADHD

Skip the Vyvanse and go straight to Xanax friendo

Waifu is Yennefer of course by the way and canon ending with Ciri as a Witcher

I'm playing through the first Witcher right now and I'm at that part where you have a party with Shani and Dandelion
>that part where Dandelion says Geralt was bff with a Vampire
>Geralt tries to retort with sarcasm that he must've been friends with a dragon too
>Dandelion retorts back saying he actually was friends with a dragon too
Made me smirk

I don't think so, I don't recall that storyline even getting mentioned in the second game

She's the least whore of the three.

Where's my fookin Enhanced Edition that fixes the Reason of State quest and puts in the cut Iorveth content.

>I don't recall that storyline even getting mentioned
I fucking hated that, especially considering how whenever they are mentioned the games make it seem like he's always tried to oppose them. I've never once supported any of the nonhuman groups but Geralt always talks shit on the people I end up making him help. Maybe it's just Dandelion being a fag and rewriting facts. Geralt "If she has a wand she goes into the pond" of Rivia hates nonhumans.

Favorite quests?
Mine are pic related, wedding in Hearts of Stone and the party in Blood and Wine.

she actually isn't but I still choose Triss cause Yen doesn't give a flying fuck about finding Geralt

The also cut content like the witch sabbath on Bald Mountain and more fleshed out exploring of the wild hunt and that elf world

What is wrong with the quest?

I have never considered myself a racist person, but this game has made me hate any and all Nilfgardians. Fuck every single one of those cunts

Why?
Look at their vassal state Toussaint. The world is a better place with them in charge.

Dijkstra acting like a blundering retard in the final part of the quest.

The commander in White Orchard did nothing wrong, the farmer tried to take him for a fool.

I haven't finished 3 yet, 40 hours in but I'm still in Velen. Every person of power who is Nilfgardian has just been a raging fuckhole. I just met the quartermaster of the central camp, fuck that guy.

I helped them because Radovid is a moron who will probably end up hunting all witchers down after he killed all the other non-humans

manticore, I like shirts
signs +heavy with occasional bomb plus doing aard from sword never gets old with that new ability
yen
all of them? I can't think of badly crafted area, inform me of one if you think there are bad areas

if only he stopped at mages, the fucker killed all alchemists and healers

Moving around the swamp in the first game was hell, barriers were fucking everywhere.

He must have gotten a brain tumor or something.
I don't remember him being a paranoid lunatic in Witcher 2.

>Glassdoor reviews should be taken with grain of salt
I thought the whole point of that kind of site is the admins verify the person actually worked at the place they're critiquing and they assure the reader the anonymous review is legit. Whats the point if they don't verify them? Why use the site at all?

I can't remember how I played it first time, maybe I remember it too well now to get stuck

in the books he is hinted to going bonkers later in life, CDPR extrapolated on that
also the fucker cut Philippa eyes out with a spoonokay okay special eye cutting spoon that actually existed in real life, how is that normal?

Why the fuck should we care about what some employees think about working there? Apparently Valve is a great place to work, but look at them doing fuckall. If anything it seems like the worse they are to work for the better the games.

okay okay special eye cutting spoon that actually existed in real life
ctrl-s didn't work, hm

He wasn't. At the very end he massacred the mages because of the conspiracy by the lodge of sorceresses. In this game apparently he's going insane or something.I actually liked him in the previous ones, and at least in 2 he had a decent reason for the pogroms. In 3 it seems they made him crazy for the purpose of having the choice between him and Nilfgard be harder.

Philippa was a cunt who deserved it. Her and the lodge managed to get the north fucked to oblivion.

watch their pax "panel", they admit it themselves it's chaotic there
the guy that wrote it probably couldn't handle lack of perfect schedule(welcome to gamedev), happens all the time, also to write about the place you worked at tells you a lot about that person

Favorite wench banging card?
Hard mode: no bend over baker woman.

they actually tried to save north to the bitter end, kings and their greed fucked north
nilfgaard took advantage

Fuck forgot pic

how about city clerk?

Do you think Geralt ever gets embarrassed when he has to trade with a merchant? haha just curious

City clerk is the one I thought was a baker whoops

Geralt was a bit of a slut in the first game. Why did every game decrease the amount of girls he could fuck?

mocap

Radovid's greed is the only thing allowing the north to hold on in 3. Their meddling paved the way for Letho to complete his task. The lodge were a bunch of power hungry retards trying to create their own country. Letho was good at manipulating people but they're supposed to be extremely intelligent for fucks sake.

>Olgierd alive
>Baron still alive

Post yfw you chose the canon endings

Geralt's getting older and less willing to put up with bullshit just to plow some woman who's name he can't remember.