Why is she so damn perfect?

Why is she so damn perfect?

>hoobamon

what kind of digimon is that?

>digimon

What kind of pokemon is that?

>You will never hold a woman like that

I held a man like that, so there's that.

hella gay

I have, it's really not that comfortable.

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>hella
Thats really faggy.

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An autistic European one

Because she was drawn that way. She's not a real human being.

>Tfw thinlet with a thicc gf
>It's comfy as hell
Depends on the body types honestly.

His neck is really going to hurt in the morning.

i know you are but what am i

That is true, boney as fuck women aren't good for holding.

Gets old after a while.

a faggot times infinite

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Can we fuck her in BOTW?

no u

>tfw you have cause you paid for it

>pokemon

What kind of pikmin is that?

I prefer the pic where Link is sucking that big guy's dick while she watches.

jelly bellies up in here

>pikmin
What kind of pickle rickmin is that?

Release the magma

I actually have. But she didn't find it comfortable. So we went back to doggy.

>jelly bellies
gay af

>you will never hold a man like that

What's it like not having a brother?

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I've been thinking of not buying video games anymore and putting my disposable income toward a trip where that kind of thing is legal.

I hear once you have sex you start acting like an adult and like I'm 29 and I still have the maturity of a 14 year old. That's probably why I still play video games. And I just figure it's worth the cost to see if this is true or not.

Despite having to pay for that kind of interaction you showed more courage than most of the people in this board user.

i don't want any of my brothers sitting on my dick user

Exactly.

You faggots are disgusting.

how dare (you)

That's pretty gay user, if you can't hold a man without thinking about your dick touching him then you need help.

In my experience paying for it doesn't make you more mature after, might only apply to real relationships

Sex won't change anything, user.

I had sex when I was 18 and my room is full of anime figures, dakimakura, weebshit, onaholes, etc. and all I do is work and play video games and I'm 27

So no its not true

why would i let anyone sit on me like that if not for grinding?

I can attest to this being false. I've had sex on multiple occassions and still am immature overall.

>Thinly veiled patreon advertising thread
Just the same as the /vp/ ones, go fuck yourself, go buy some ads faggot

You're deflecting user. If you want to hold and have your brother sit on you like what's depicted in OP's screenshot at , then you're a deranged incestuous faggot.

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It's called wrestling, nothing gay about it. We tried this move a lot.

let's end it together senpai

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>mfw I did that, but to someones dad

Good times.

>I hear once you have sex you start acting like an adult

lol no. Virgins really need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. Sex is great, no doubt about that. But losing your virginity isn't going to dramatically alter your world view.

>greco-wrestling
>nothing gay about it
>despite having it's origins with the ancient greeks

Sure.