HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

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Where did the hair go?

he made so much money making shit movie reviews he doesn't care about his hair

BACK TO WHEN HIS HAIR WAS STEADFAST

HE'D RATHER HAVE

A BIG BLACK BUCK

Jamal accidently tore a chunk off when James was prepping that bull

His back.

I genuinely think James is a pretty alright guy.

>getting less than 80k views per video
My dream come true. The final days of Angry Video Game Nerd are very near. That's the price he paid for making shit movie reviews, ''let's play'', ''dude rock music satanic lmao'' and other garbage

>implying avgn didnt uncuck himself with ghostbusters

>10 years

youarefeelingtired.jpg

Press S to spit on his grave
amazon.com/Angry-Video-Game-Nerd-Season/dp/B01M0TOJNZ

>AVGN has a kid and is completely happy with his life
>Sup Forums hate threads about him multiple by 10x

why is that Sup Forums/

He just had his second kid like last week.

I imagine James has a comfy life.

>completely happy with his life

youtu.be/MSB9SZvtP2I

Best episode.

>posting edits
sure, Sup Forums

"haha he totally hates his life"
>proves it by photoshopping a picture of him missing hair

he's happily married and has two kids and a youtube channel that allows him to barely work at all and still make sustainable income. He hasn't even had to chase the twitch bux yet either

Hi James Rolfph

EDDINGTON! YOU BETRAYED YOUR UNIFORM!

What the fuck, you lied to me Sup Forums!

TO FUCK SOME BLACK BITCH'S ASS

>they haven't seen it

Nigga, he cannot keep talking of "relevant or interesting" NES games forever, there simply are no more.

DELETE THIS

wow as a man gets older he looses his hair! what a shock Sup Forums

Yeah he is too lazy to buy/rent/emulate SNES and PS1

> AHAHHAHA LE BALDING

I'm already going bald, and I bet a big chunk of Sup Forums will be too by the time they reach 30.

All you can do is deal with it.

>40 year old man is balding
>haha got em, he must be suicidal
>lets shop less hair on him xD

you have to br a suicidal NEET to care about hair that much, it's the kind of thing people with no accomplishments to proud of take too much stock in because they have nothing else

Left: based bald adult.
Right: stupid manchild that is begging people to watch ad-supported old videos

th-that just means he's high test..

looks like you have nothing else
on your head

>guy nearing midlife is balding

really activates those almonds

...

Stop it, James. We know you're suffering inside. Take the first steps towards healing and just admit that marriage ruined you.

he is even trying to put some hair on the front of his head. He is insecure and his wife is probably cheating him
youtube.com/watch?v=4WzkdlNYz0Q

>37 years old
>starts balding

And this is shocking because? People have bald younger than James so I'd say he's doing pretty good.

>people who are reaching midlife start having a midlife crisis

REALLY gets those neurons firing

Considering how James never talks about anything controversial ever it surprises me people on Sup Forums can hate on him for some reason.

Yeah, honestly that's the kind of age you should be okay with going bald plus the guy has his life set right now.

Was it autism?

Its also probably young kids who weren't around when his videos first came out and think its funny to spam cuck shit.

He's the only e-celeb that didn't give into all the shit.

>it surprises me people on Sup Forums can hate on
Hownu.ru

people just like to watch things wither and die

He even got a pathetic 16 year old edgy kid tattoo.

He's just concentrating on the game. Go back to Twitter, kid.

>two NEETs on a rampage insist all AVGN life must circulate around the idea that he has less hair as a near 40 year old
americanhairloss.org/men_hair_loss/introduction.asp
>By the age of thirty-five two-thirds of American men will experience some degree of appreciable hair loss, and by the age of fifty approximately 85% of men have significantly thinning hair.

damn.... AVGN is...... A MAN. Have you ever considered getting laid before? Or is going outside just too scary

>n-no J-James you're s-scared

>Comparing classic AVGN episodes that are over 10 years old to some casual let's play content that is less than 2 weeks old
Epic

For a fair comparison:
>Game Boy Accessories: 1.9M views
>Sonic the Hedgehog: 2.8M views
>Power Rangers: 2.8M views
>Seaman: 4.5M views
>Hong Kong '97: 5.3M views
>LJN Video Art: 3.9M views
And so on. Remember that the older videos have been on Youtube 4, 5 or sometimes even 10 times longer than the ones that I listed.

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How many views do you think those 11 year old videos had after 5 days?

It's not a triforce or some other nerd "culture" garbage

>implying that Los Angeles 16 year old mexican gang tattoo is better than Triforce
LAUGHING AT YOUR MINDSET

so when is he going to pull a Doug on that hair?

That's the results of a midlife crisis user. When you get older, you feel like doing stupid shit just to feel young again.

......

I'm 32 and I'm pretty happy not having to beg anybody for a couple of views and post the music I like on the internet to get a few ''dude he is cool as fuck'' emails

sauce on that vid? i've seen it posted everywhere when Sup Forums talk about james

A coworker of mine went bald before his 20s. This guy is nearly 40, an age at which point most people don't even care about their hair anymore.
Unless you won the gene lottery and have David Lynch tier hair, you're very likely going to be in a similar position at that age.

I started balding at age fucking 18. I now need to shave my head to look good.

At least I have a deep voice so I can blame it on testosterone.

MOINEYCRAFTA

Balding people don't have more testosterone, they're just sensitive to the DHT.

James enjoying his sunset YouTube years doing videos he enjoys with a Wife, Jamal and Kids. I see no problem.

You are definitely a happy person when you're trying to prove something on a mongolian tapestry website

>At least I have a deep voice so I can blame it on testosterone.

No, you can't. Bald men have the same amount of testosterone as those with a full head of hair. The baldness is due to a genetic issue where testosterone is converted into something else that fucks with your hair follicles.

The day this autistic faggot board turns on Ross is the day this site needs to die.
You know it will happen.

>you will never have that haircut

welcome to the balding general
feel free to post your stories

To the past

Not much of a story. I started balding in highschool and I decided one day to just shave it all.

Sadly James doesn't have the head shape to be able to just shave his head either.

>tranny
>balding

32 isn't mid life. Unless you plan on dying before you get to retire.

Get on HRT you idiot.

I'm not balding, no one in my family is, my father didn't nor did my grandfather. I'm fucking invincible.

>uncle went bald in his 20s
>father's hair turned white in his 20s
>21, still have long hair (since a year now= and no gray hair at all
i'm living in a constant state of fear

>*balds*

If you're balding this badly, why don't you just shave it all off? Is it pride?

He is the one that needs to be taken back to the pasf

Balding comes from your mother's side of the family

Nah, my dad is 50 and has the same hairline he had when he was 20. Neither of my grandfathers are bald either.

kys

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kek I was exactly like you user, then the JUSTening took place in my late twenties

within four years I lost more than 50% of my hair

same, dad is 61 and only just starting to bald, both granpas had full heads of hair till they passed.

I on the other hand went bald in my early 20s.

Fuck Life.

TO HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK XDDDD

>tfw 20
>already have a Vegeta's widow's peak
just fuck my genetics up

are there only bald niggers on Sup Forums? all posts are: i'm bald but it's ok no it's not niggers

>both grandfathers have a decent head of hair at 70+
>dad still has nice hair at almost 50
>meanwhile my hair started rapidly thinning at 20
>one year later and it's become obvious

Bury me in a ditch, user

You know who else has great hair? Steve Bannon. The guy has incredible hair for his age.

>one of the most successful youtubers of all time
>still releasing good and consistent content after more than a decade
>genuine and nice person in life
>h-his hairline tho xD

WHEN HE HAD MORE HAIR ON HIS HEAD THAN HIS ASS

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
CAUSE HIS HAIRLINE'S RECEDING SO FAST

HE'D RATHER HAVE
A BOTTLE OF
SOME HAIR GROWTH SERUM BECAUSE HE'S GOING BALD

HE'D RATHER SHOW
HIS MIDLIFE CRISIS
WITH STUPID TATS HE'LL REGRET IN A YEAR

HE'S THE ANGRIEST FATHER YOU'VE EVER HEARD
HE'S THE ANGRY GOING BALD NERD
HE'S THE ANGRY ATARI/SEGA NERD
HE'S THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD

I tried but couldn't think of anything else towards the end

t. Insecure balding 17 year old
It's okay user.

it helps to know others basically went through the same thing as I did

going to family get togethers surrounded by uncles that all have better hair than you in their 50s is fucking depressing as hell

>dad has head full of hair
>both grandfathers have heads full of hair
>ask myself why I'm balding
>realise that grandmother's brother is bald
>mfw my grandmother's genes caused this

JUST

Don't geneticists say you inherit your hair genetics from your mother's side?

>People calling james a cuck because of the movie where he makes a black guy kiss the girl
>When in actuality, he was the one who was going to kiss her, but his wife got jealous and told him to think of something else

said grandmother is from my mother's side, but I always felt like this can apply to the father's side as well

>tfw you'll never have a qt3.14 possessive wife