Why the fuck is no one making a full-blown RPG for this franchise? is Rowling against vidya or something?

why the fuck is no one making a full-blown RPG for this franchise? is Rowling against vidya or something?

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Because Rowling is a retard and Harry Potter is a shit lore only a 10 year old or some dumb Stacy would appreciate.
Get out of Sup Forums. Nobody wants a HP game.

>the game boy games

>is Rowling against vidya or something?
Yes.
She's fine with writing this shit, but a non cash in video game is off the table

I can't count how many times I've seen this thread. You must be pretty pissd mate. The sad truth is it's just too late now, that train has already passed.
It's alright tho, maybe you and that guy who desperately wanted a sci-fi souls game could make a cute couple.

I agree, but it shouldn't follow the story of the books. If there was an rpg set in the world where you could make a random student and do wathever route you want, it would be great.

>Rowling against vidya or something?

She's against everything patriotic and good. You should see her twitter rants, she's borderline insane.

this is the first time I make such a thread, looks like there are some kindred spirits.

of course, it's the world/Hogwarts I'm interested about. fuck that fag potter

>IP rights reserved by Warner Bros

Middle England: Shadow of Hogwarts, with 5 dollar Dobby DLC

What would the premise of said video games even be about? Just think about it. Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>design gets less cartoony the more games are released
>the games get more and more shittier

>The Clifford version is back

that got me thinking, what would they name the series without having to use Harry Potter?

I want a game that lets me bang the females.

Shit they were hard, but so so good.

>"No!"
everytime

Haggy Porrer

EA has the video game rights and they don't give a fuck anymore so we'll never see the full potential of the series as a video game.

Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, Order of the Phoenix and Deathly Hallows are GOAT games though.

>you will never be a mudblood finding out about magic for the first time
>you will never find out your best bro is also a wizard
>you will never be sorted into the same house as eachother
>you will never have mad bants in your dorm room with all the other first years
>you will never shit talk the other houses in potions class
>you will never sneak into the girls bathroom only to be spooked the fuck out by murtle
>you will meet your first witch crush
>you will never ask her out to the yule ball with the support of your best bro
>you will never awkwardly ask her back to your dorm room
>you will never have a high school witch girlfriend
>you will never be magical
>tfw

>1984 not god tier
>hamlet low tier
>fucking atlas shurgged god tier
Kill yourself you tasteless fucking idiot.

No one has the vidya rights , EA got loaned the license to make games based on the movies, nothing more.

Nowadays Rowling got it herself and refuse to lend it out.

what are some games where can I be a boy groomed to be the Antichrist

Anyone replying serous to this copypasta is a newfag retard
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>EA got loaned the license to make games based on the movies, nothing more.
>Nowadays Rowling got it herself and refuse to lend it out.
Well fuck her then. She's keeping us from having godlike Harry Potter games. Can you imagine a Harry Potter game on par with The Witcher? Imagine being able to create a character then going through life from Hogwarts. Imagine being an auror with the ministry of magic or The Magical Congress of the United States of America.

>They weren't even smart enough to have designated shitting halls

>all of that possibilities
>Rowling's rich enough to not give a damn about something that could give her millions if not billions more capital

I fucking hate this dilemma, she's a SJW ass but she created one of the best childhood media that ever exists. It's not fair

What about first years who cant vanish? And what do wizard families do outside Hogwards? If underage cant perform magic do they need their parents to clean their ass until they are 17?

The problem is that any game with depth would require her to write some detailed background, which is easily Rowling's biggest weakness. It would also require either a lot of effort for her in general, which would take away tweet time, or allow other people to write for her, and the last time she did that it caused the cursed child.
She also reportedly has a vendetta against video games, but I don't know how accurate that is.

Imagine ending up in Hufflepuff.

If she was to give the rights, she would give it to warner or EA. So maybe it's a good thing that she's holding the rights.

>is Rowling against vidya or something?

She has publically admitted to being anti-video games.

>She also reportedly has a vendetta against video games
I imagine it is for the same reason she refuses an animated adaptions of her work, "its for children"

She's good at writing lore and details of a world. I like all the extra information and short stories she's written for Pottermore.

I got sorted on Pottermore and I am a Hufflepuff. Childhood is thinking you're a Gryffindor or Slytherin. Adulthood is realizing you're a Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw and being okay with that.

She has explicitly said that she thinks video games should be outlawed or at least censored.

pottermania is over, brother.

Is there a reason Hermione wasnt a Ravenclaw?
Is it just that the hat has bullshit future seeing powers or something and knew she'd end up better in Gryffindor with Harry and Ron?

she is a middle aged lefty christain woman.

she is everything wrong with this world what do you expect

Original plan was apparently Ron in Gryffindor (along with the other Weasleys)
Hermoine in Ravenclaw (Cause she is clever)
Harry in Slytherin (interesting idea)
and a fourth kid in Hufflepuff (Probably Neville)

Then she realized she had no idea how to write around all the characters being in different houses and still having a good relationship so she dropped it

>borderline

She thinks Trump is Voldemort and tells fans to die, she's full-on unhinged

bravery.

chucklefish teased a new game with this picture on twitter. hoping it is wizard school life or something.

Source? Did she throw in another "lonely virgin" rant?

Why is anime so aesthetic, guys?

it's because she is wearing a school girl outfit

>hoping it is wizard school life
That's exactly what it is.

Because aesthetics are everything.

I bet she even thought of great wizards vanishing their shit even when it was inside their body.

>shit talk the other houses

I always imagine Hogwarts houses as street gangs.

Misteries of Hogwarts

I just want to be an auror and duel dark wizards and sometimes fight magical beasts.

Earthbound.

That greentext.

Rowling wanted her to be in the generic hero house with close proximity to the other protags.

IIRC, it was mainly that she couldn't write them all socialising with each other enough.
I'd say that somebody really ought to have told her about common rooms, but she had one in each house so I guess she has no excuse.

>sorted into hufflepuff
>realize hes saying I'm fucked for life

I would end my Hogwarts career right there.

>game of thrones is the closest this generation will get to fantasy fiction

I yearn for the days when Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, and Lord of the Rings were popular.

>harry in slytherin
would read

>not playing the wizard equivalent of video games all day long with your fellow slacker wizards while the other tryhard houses are busy fighting in the halls and studying for tests

>Harry sorted into Slytherin
>Goes from awful childhood, to the ephemeral joy of his newfound wizardhood, only to have it torn away as practically all his housemates ruin his Hogwarts experience
>Ends up killing everyone in his fourth year after Dumbledore tells him he's got to do even more bullshit

>getting mad at atlus shrugged
every time. I fucking love it.

I like it.
Hogwarts in murica will be like that, with magic guns and shiet

She couldn't think of any way to hook them up? In a fucking school? Where everyone take classes together?

remember when the first two were alot like zelda in the way that each classroom had a dungeon that you would search through to find a spell and yhen use that spell to solve puzzles and then they turned it into a 3rd person shooter

I think it was more about the private things they wouldn't be able to discuss as freely, and I think she also couldn't see how their characters would end up interacting so freely.
But still, in a school that would hardly be a problem

>is Rowling against vidya or something?
She is retarded, so chances are she actually hates/fears videogaems.

GoT will probably be forgotten about after the main series ends and first couple of tv spin offs start dying out, since it's clear Martin isn't ever going to finish them. With it, the endless stream of hacks trying to ape it will also die down or latch on to someone like Abercrombie.

If I had to guess, I'd say it will be a work like Stormlight that will be the more influential over the years.

I only played the GBA game of the first novel, and it was surprisingly good. Sort of a mix between Final Fantasy and Earthbound.

Why would you want a videogame of HP?

Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Didn't Hufflepuff have a secret entrance to the school kitchens right next to their common room? Imagine eating pastries and pumpkin juice and shit, every night being a party.

>wanting Warner Bros. to turn HP into a jewfest like Mortal Kombat, Injustice and Middle Earth
Let me guess, you also want a Matrix videogame with that spirit.

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>Responding to frogfags.

I hope Rowling dies very soon.

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kek it's not like she's not 100% right

We're only on 2?

>t. frogulus pepe

Yup.

>Gryffindor and Ravenclaw get comfy towers
>Hufflepuff is shoved into a corner next to the kitchen
>Slytherin is in the fucking damp, wet basement

Me too.

>RPG
And how would that work? Like persona and dating sims, 7 years in-game going to classes, raising stats and such and when you graduate after beating the final boss it ends? Because honestly outside of the school, the Harry Potter world is not interesting at all.

>yfw the goblet of fire was a trap

>Attention whore avatar
>Sighs like a high school stacy
>Le ebin virgin insult, how will my enemy ever recover

So, this is the power of standing up for something..

Baseless accusation. I haven't frog posted in years! I hate the hate symbol pepe.

And do you think her children, who would detain the series rights, would allow such a game to be made?
Not going to happen.

What was the first?

wizard school simulator 2018

The Witcher 3 but you're a Harry Potter style wizard.

Princess maker?
That and with some random events just to make it fresh

Ultimate Book of Spells

t. Mediocre man whose best quality is "loyalty"

Enjoy your angsty dark wizard melodrama. I'll be in the Hufflepuff common room relaxing and sneaking food out the kitchens.

>tfw wanted slytherin but got gryffindor

>can literally tell reality to go fuck itself
>want to be mediocre
I get why purebloods would be lazy sacks of shit, but muggleborns have no excuse

SMT Nocturne to an extent. You can choose not to though.

Gaiden-Potter magami tensei 2

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At least you'll be decent at quidditch. They should make another quidditch video game.

Nothing wrong with being mediocre when you're also a wizard.

You are slightly late

I can already see your future. A balding, fat wizard who has to take Kwikspell lessons lol!

Joke's on you. I'm gonna use my magical ability and knowledge of the muggle world to get rich.

Because it would be shit

I would immediately minmax avada kadavra and start PK'ing you fags and that would be it

>defending a kekistani frogposting reddit piece of shit

God damn, user. she's an annoying cunt, but she roasted that little faggot.